Pink Capitalism

Pink Capitalism
Basic Information
Aliases	PinkCap Progressive Capitalism Woke Capitalism SJW Capitalism Soulless Progressivism
Greatest achievement	Getting r/ConsumeProduct banned 🦀🦀🦀
Character Information
Family	Capitalism (Parent) Progressivism (Parent) Bleeding-Heart_Libertarianism (Sibling) Authoritarian Capitalism (Sibling) Anarcho-Capitalism (Sibling) Capitalist Communism (Sibling) Minarchism (Sibling) National Capitalism (Sibling)

Pink Capitalism, or formally Progressive Capitalism, is a culturally far-left, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with Anarcho-Capitalism) ideology which has they/them pronouns.

PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people. Or more simply they are "the libleft of the libright" (not to be confused with ideologies in the Lib Center section of LibRight).

Personality

PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys, nintendo switches, pornography, drugs, and wears a certain pair of pride flag socks everyday.

How to Draw

Flag of Pink Capitalism

1. Draw a ball with Eyes
2. Make a diagonal line through the ball
3. Make the above gold/yellow, and the below pink.

And you're finished. Template:Flag-color

Relationships

Friends

• LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
• Neoliberalism - My less radical self.
• Liberal Feminism - She gets me.
• LibRights - Business partners.

Frenemies

• Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :(
• Fordism - Why would you need to brainwash people to do what they already want deep down?

Enemies

• Hoppeanism: EVIL NAZI "ANCAP"
• Korwinism: EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST"
• National Bolshevism My arch-nemesis.
• Conservative Socialism - Slightly better version of Nazbol but still bad.
• Castroism and Guevarism - EVIL CONSERVATIVE COMMIES!
• Literally every AuthLeft and AuthRight ball for opposing economic and social views (Except State Liberalism). Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
• Reactionary Socialism - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*

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