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Revision as of 04:10, 9 April 2022

Pink Capitalism, Rainbow Capitalism, or formally Progressive Capitalism, is a culturally far-left, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with Anarcho-Capitalism) ideology which has they/them pronouns.

PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.

Personality

PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys, Nintendo Switches, pornography, drugs, and wears a certain pair of pride flag socks everyday.

How to Draw

Flag of Pink Capitalism
  1. Draw a ball with Eyes
  2. Make a diagonal line through the ball
  3. Make the above gold/yellow, and the below pink/hot pink.

And you're finished.

Color Name HEX RGB
Yellow #FFF200 255, 242, 0
Hot Pink #FB44BB 251, 68, 187
Gold #F9DA62 249, 218, 98
Pink #E966BB 233, 102, 187


Relationships

Friends

  • LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
  • Progressivism - My other big target demographic, they always come back everytime.
  • Neoliberalism - My less radical self.
  • Liberal Feminism - She gets me.
  • LibRights - Business partners.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
  • Anarcho-Naturism - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
  • Posadism - Want a pride skin to go with that McNuke?
  • Libertarian Feminism - She gets me most of the time!

Frenemies

  • Rockefeller Republicanism - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind! Please dont regulate me
  • Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :(
  • Fordism - Why would you need to brainwash people to do what they already want deep down?
  • State Liberalism - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, but why the statism? Also, you're kind of violent.
  • Revolutionary Progressivism - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much.
  • LGBT Conservatism - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
  • Dengism - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.

Enemies

  • Hoppeanism - EVIL NAZI "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
  • Marxism - Commodities on pride month go brr.
  • Marxism-Leninism - Cringe tankie. At least your modern followers are usually pro LGBT.
  • Anarcha-Feminism - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
  • National Feminism - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
  • Objectivism - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
  • Korwinism - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
  • National Bolshevism - My arch-nemesis. Why you so mean to me? :( *cries*
  • Anarcho-Fascism - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
  • Conservative Socialism - Slightly better version of Nazbol but still bad.
  • Conservative Feminism - C'mon, why be a stay-at-home mom in a stable relationship when you can be a stripper at a lesbian nightclub?
  • Castroism & Guevarism - EVIL CONSERVATIVE COMMIES!
  • Literally every AuthLeft ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
  • Maoism - Homophobic commie who keeps arresting all my customers.
  • Reactionary Socialism - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
  • Traditionalism - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
  • Alt-Right - Evil conservative who thinks that I am a socalist and marxist.
  • Alt-Lite - I am not a commie, OK?
  • Anarcho-Communism - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
  • Stalinism - You sent gays to the gulag, commie scum!
  • National Capitalism - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you!
  • Putinism - Corrupt crony capitalist who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia.
  • Fourth Theory - My polar opposite.

Further information

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Gallery

  • Credit: TheGreenGuy's drawing

    Credit: TheGreenGuy's drawing

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