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== History ==
== History ==
Until the age of 8, Korwin was a [[Socialism|Socialist]] passively accepting of what the [[Marxism-Leninism|PRL Regime]] told him. He even had the portraits of [[Maoism|Mao]] and [[Stalinism|Stalin]] in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that [[Titoism|Tito]] had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.
 
=== Korwin in the Polish People's Republic ===
Until the age of 9, Korwin was a [[Socialism|Socialist]] passively accepting of what the [[Marxism-Leninism|PRL Regime]] told him. He even had the portraits of [[Maoism|Mao]] and [[Stalinism|Stalin]] in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that [[Titoism|Tito]] had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.
 
Korwin in his adulthood became involved in politics, writing several underground publications and joining the D***cratic Front (A state-approved opposition party) and later becoming an advisor to the Solidarity Trade Union. He was generally the most right-wing person in the opposition, criticising Solidarity leaders for pushing for pushing for a mixed market-and-planned economy which would preserve Socialism instead of scrapping the system entirely in favour of a Laissez-Faire society.
 
=== Korwin in the Third Republic ===
The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of [[Conservatism|Conservatives]], [[Classical Liberalism|Market Liberals]], [[Agrarianism|Agrarians]] and [[Nationalism|Nationalists]]. It initially found success due to the First Sejm's lack of strict entry requirements, but the Sejm has eventually established them and the party could not secure enough votes to get in or to secure public funding. Eventually causing Korwin to leave it.


== Relationships ==
== Relationships ==

Revision as of 15:45, 6 July 2020

Korwinism also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho- Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.

  • Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
  • Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
  • Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
  • Right-wing equivalent of Left Communism - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
  • Compares every opponent to National Socialism, likes mentioning Hitler in general
  • Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")

How to Draw

Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

Wolność design

  1. Draw a ball with eyes
  2. Add a bow tie
  3. Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
  4. Draw a Crown with gold (usually upside down because to symbolize the ideology's polish origin)

UPR design

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Add Saint George flag
  3. Draw eyes
  4. Add red bow tie

And you're done!

History

Korwin in the Polish People's Republic

Until the age of 9, Korwin was a Socialist passively accepting of what the PRL Regime told him. He even had the portraits of Mao and Stalin in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that Tito had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.

Korwin in his adulthood became involved in politics, writing several underground publications and joining the D***cratic Front (A state-approved opposition party) and later becoming an advisor to the Solidarity Trade Union. He was generally the most right-wing person in the opposition, criticising Solidarity leaders for pushing for pushing for a mixed market-and-planned economy which would preserve Socialism instead of scrapping the system entirely in favour of a Laissez-Faire society.

Korwin in the Third Republic

The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of Conservatives, Market Liberals, Agrarians and Nationalists. It initially found success due to the First Sejm's lack of strict entry requirements, but the Sejm has eventually established them and the party could not secure enough votes to get in or to secure public funding. Eventually causing Korwin to leave it.

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

Enemies

Further Info

Books

  • There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(

Wikipedia Articles

YouTube Videos