Try to Convince People

Post anything here to try to convince people of something

Political

• Brazilian Liberalism - Gambling should be legalized; the article 5 of the brazilian constitution states that everybody who has been born/or reside in brazil haves the right to life, liberty, safety, property and equality, so banning gambling violates the right of the individuals. Also, the only reason gambling is illegal there is because the wife of the brazilian president, Jânio Quadros, bribed the congress to pass a law that banned gambling and therefore it's unconstitutional.
  • Amism - Gambling is retarded but if you want to do it it's your problem, not the government's
    • Brazilian Liberalism - That's literally my opnion on drugs
      • Amism - That's my opinion on dumb shit people do

Neosyndicalism: Democracy is flawed because nobody votes FOR someone anymore, only AGAINST someone. A good example is the USA recently: The only reason 51% of the country voted for Biden is not because they supported the Democrats, but because they disapproved of the Republican party. You could blame it on the Two-Party system, but similar situations happened in other countries. People in France voted for Macron not because they support him, but because they hate the other candidates. Human nature to make rushed decisions based on negative experiences compromises democracy.

• Vistulism - Another example of this is Labour's high ratings in the UK. We aren't voting for Labour, we're voting for "Not Tories".
• Amism - Yet another reason why democracy is shit
  • Vistulism - Have you ever seen a democracy wood chipper pedophiles? Yeah, no. Exactly. Democracy loves pedophiles confirmed.
    • Amism - Most politicians are pedophiles anyway, they're just afraid. We must put politicians in the gladiator woodchipper arenas

: Total Nigger Death is justified because nyiggers are 13% of the population yet commit 50% of the crime

• Improved Citizenism - trvthnvke

Vistulism - We must murder pedophiles through the use of wood chippering. First of all, it shall encourage the creation of stronger wood chippers which is a type of innovation so it's very based. Secondly, pedophiles are disgusting and need to be dealt with for the safety of children. Third, it sounds really based on paper. Lastly, jailing them would be paying for a pedophile (bad) and using normal death penalty is boring and unimaginative (which is evil modernism spouted by the bourgeoise).

• Timocratic Neocameralism - Forced labor in chink-tier sweatshops is just as entertaining (everyone loves to watch the occasional sweatshop accident video where underpaid workers get mutilated by all sorts of industrial machines) and if done properly, more economically useful
  • Vistulism - Maybe we could implement that into a gladiator arena somehow, like, they have to do hard labour or bad things happen.
    • Amism - That's not a bad idea, but how would it work?
• Amism - Gladiator arena is more entertaining tho
  • Vistulism - What if we put a wood chipper in the middle of the gladiator arena?!?!
    • Amism - And have it as an obstacle while they fight? That's a pretty good idea!
      • Vistulism - Hell yeah

Philosophical

If god was to exist he would have killed himself already so don't believe in god - Quark

• Neosyndicalism - This argument would work better if you phrased it like "If god was real he would have deleted this world already" because it is kind of confirmed that God is above life, so he can't die. Or maybe he didn't destroy our world, instead locking it away as a disappointment and a reminder to be as precise as possible when creating worlds? Fuck, I'm overthinking this too much.
• this argument only works on abrahamic exceptionally overhumanized gods
  • It works on absolutely all deities, and even on many non-theistic idealistic nonsensible concepts - Quark
    • wow thats very wrong. how can a concept commit suicide? how can the god of death commit suicide? i wanna see the neoplatonic monad with a noose
    • LordCompost - So it even works on Capital? Good to know.
    • - Even something like Buddhism?
      • Amism - Depends on the sect ig, most Buddhist sects are atheistic (idk if "sects" is the right word but yeah)
• guys guys i know nobodys gonna listen but... quark is edgy...
  • Amism - This is true

Other

• Neosyndicalism - TF2 is Touhou for guys (It's gay)
  • Amism - TF2 seems based and I'm going to play it for the first time tomorrow so you're wrong
    • Brazilian Liberalism - Pyro from TF2 wants to know your number and address
• - Checkers and Chess are both cool
  • Amism - Trve
  • Borker - WRONG they're NERD games for NERDS
• Amism - Floorp is objectively the best web browser
• Amism - Outerlands Database and Backrooms Legacy are the coolest Backrooms wikis
• Gualguainism - I'm not convincing people
  • Amism - You're back? Nice!