User:Borkerface2007

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Borkerface1776 (Old Username, still on some platforms)
Borker (Usually what people call me irl or online)
Borqueer
Bobker
Bokber
Borkir
Borkboy
Borka
Boka
Borkissker
Border
Ethan
Feel free to add ones below
|name = Iefan Alstūd |gender = Male |pronouns = He/ Him or They/Them |birthday = Jan. 4 2007 |mbti = INFP (“The Mediator”)

|ideology = IRL Ideology

• Republicanism
• Third Position
  • National Syndicalism
• National Agrarianism
• Norse Futurism
• Ethnopluralism
  • Universal Nationalism

Self Inserts

Alstūdism

|nationality = * Norwegian-American

• Indiana (Birthplace)
• Ohio (Location)

|ethnicity =

• Norwegian (79%)
• Sámi (13%)
• Lithuanian (8%)

|sexuality = Asexual (In theory)
Bisexual (In reality)
Homosexual Homophobe (In practice😔)
100% STRAIGHT 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 (IN FACT)
|language = English
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Norwegian (Bokmål)
Latin
Spanish (basics)
French (basics)

Ones I want to Learn

Polish
German
Icelandic

|religion = Ásatrú |likes = My Website and it's great community :)
Norway
Kaizers Orchestra
Reading Theory
History and especially Interwar History
Films and Analysing them
High Fantasy and S&S
Rimworld
Star Wars
Doctor Who
Men (Accused, Erroneously)
|dislikes = Sweden
Being too poor to afford theory
The West and it's Imperialist Tendencies
Rude People
Women
|interests = Grand Strategy
wikipedia:Politics
wikipedia:Golf
|reddit = [[1] ] |discord = borkercausemorgancatholicchurch |twitter = [[2]] |works = Folkish Syndicalism Manifesto

Userboxes

This user is Borker, the owner and sysop of FreePCB ""Democratically Elected Sysop, of course""

This user joined in 2023. "The beginning of the Free Polcompball wiki."

This user is AuthLeft. "When the government does stuff."

This user is Syndicalist "There is power in a union!"

This user is Socialist "The proletariat is equal!"

This user is a Corporatist "Class collaboration and third positionism"

This user is a technocrat. "The experts can't be wrong, right?"

This user is Eco-Authoritarian. "Burn the coal, pay the toll."

This user is a Progressive Conservative "Respect our traditions and gay weddings!"

This user is a Feminist "My body, my choice!"

This user is Nationalist. "Blood and soil!"

This user is an Diaspora Nationalist. "Stanistan Strong! - sent from Neighborstan "

This User believes in collectivism "No, I dont care about your personal problems"

This user has severe anxiety. "Stress makes me vomit blood all day."

This user is an Ásatrúar "*Sacrifices children to one of the 1837 gods*"

This user is hella gay. "Alphabet Mafia Unite!"

This user is American "Want some oil on those burgers?"

This user is Hoi4 player "*proceeds to explain how the Nazis could've won WW2*"

This user is atleast 80% one ethnicity "PVRE ARVAN VVARRIOR"

This user uses discord. "I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon…"

This user uses twitter. "It's called X, and the 8 Dollars were totally worth it!"

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If you have any questions for me, you can reach me at +1 614-980-4615, or [email protected]

"Biography"

Hallo I am Borker, current owner and sysop of FPCB, as well as the founder of the website. I'm pretty active on both here and Discord. I'm a Norwegian-American living in Columbus Ohio. My irl name is Iefan Alstūd, and I currently reside in Clintonville Ohio, though I was born in Evansville Indiana on Janurary 4th 2007 (when are you gonna add me to notable births wikipedia?). I have an older brother and a younger brother. I am currently in high school.

Movies I Like

Rated from most favourite to least
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Manchester by the Sea
3. Pulp Fiction
4. 1917
5. Ravenous
6. Reservoir Dogs
7. Back to the Future
8. True Grit
9. All Quiet On The Western Front
10. Nightcrawler
11. Donnie Darko
12. Fargo
13. The Death of Stalin
14. The Life of David Gale
15. The Green Mile
16. Cool Hand Luke
17. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Bands/Singers I Like

Favourite bands/singers of mine, top being from my favorite down

1. Kaizers Orchestra
2. King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
3. Tame Impala
4. Marcy Playground
5. Dead Kennedys
6. The Black Keys
7. Stasys Povilatis
8. Prudence
9. Cage The Elephant
10. Audioslave
11. Sondre Justad
12. Red Hot Chili Peppers
13. The Human League
14. Death in June
15. Neon Trees
16. Mario Judah
17. The Notorious B.I.G
18. David Bowie
19. Manowar
20. Green Day

Songs I Like

Rated from most favourite to least

1. "Rattlesnake" - King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
2. "The Less I Know The Better" - Tame Impala
3. "Poppies" - Marcy Playground
4. "California Über Alles" - Dead Kennedys
5. "You Get What You Give" - New Radicals
6. "Senelė" - Stasys Povilatis
7. "Fever" - The Black Keys
8. "Heroes" - David Bowie
9. "Cigarette Daydreams" - Cage The Elephant
10. "Teenager In Love" - Neon Trees
11. "The American Dream Is Killing Me" - Green Day
12. "Someone New" - Hoizer
13. "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" - Meatloaf
14. "Forelska I Lærer'n" - The Kids
15. "Holy Water" - Death in June
16. "Tilbake" - Sondre Justad
17. "All Apologies" - Nirvana
18. "I Had Too Much To Dream" - The Electric Prunes
19. "Hypnotize" - The Notorious B.I.G
20. "170" - Kaizers Orchestra
21. "The Lebanon" - The Human League
22. "Die Very Rough" - Mario Judah
23. "Det E Langt Igjen Te R.A.H." - Prudence
24. "Thor" - Manowar
25. "Rock 'N' Roll Is King" - Electric Light Orchestra

Books I Like

Excluding Theory cause that'd be boring to list
1. A Song of Ice and Fire
2. The Stormlight Archive
3. Animal Farm
4. Blood Meridian
5. The Martian

Places I've Lived

Listed chronologically
Evansville Indiana
Indianapolis Indiana
Fargo North Dakota
Hillard Ohio
Clintonville Ohio

Misc

You can find all my links and accounts here.

Pages I made

Pages in the order I made them

• Borker Thought
• National Borkerism
• Alstūdism
• Norse Futurism

Users I get along pretty well with

If you're not on this list, it doesn't mean we're not friends or smth, it just means I forgor to add you :)

• Jonah
• Fargoth
• Carrot
• Kultokrat

Ideologies of People I Know IRL

Family

• Younger Brother i
• Older Brother i
• Dad i
• Mom i

Comments

 Meadowsin's Basilisk - Can you make my name silly? I know this is a dumb and probably annoying question but like :3

• Borker - Done, make sure the remove the icon from your user template as it'll duplicate, and for future reference, the reason it took me so long to get to you was due to you using this page, use Admin Contact for quicker results.
  •  Meadowsin's Basilisk - Thank you!