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===Friends===
===Friends===
===Frenemies===
===Frenemies===
*[[fILE:Neox.png]] [[Neocarlism]] - Your [[file:Tradcon.png]] Classical Conservatism, [[File:CountEn.png]] oposition to the Enlightenment and [[File:Monarch.png]] Monarchism is very based. But your [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism, [[File:Antifash2.png]] Anti-Fascism and [[File:Catheo.png]] Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Which is clearly controlled by a [[File:NBrioball.png]] Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.
*[[fILE:Neox.png]] [[Neocarlism]] - Your [[file:Tradcon.png]] Classical Conservatism, [[File:CountEn.png]] oposition to the Enlightenment and [[File:Monarch.png]] Monarchism is very based. But your [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism, [[File:Antifash2.png]] Anti-Fascism and [[File:Catheo.png]] Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a [[File:NBrioball.png]] Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.
===Enemies===
===Enemies===
*[[File:Uslib.png]] [[DECBism]] - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.
*[[File:Uslib.png]] [[DECBism]] - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.
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Revision as of 02:18, 23 May 2024

WARNING: THIS PAGE IS A SATIRICAL FICTIONAL SELF-INSERT MADE BY KK, AND NOT ANOTHER OF HIS ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS. PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS PAGE.

Joke
"Fuck them, they can't take a joke!" - Subgenius

This page is a joke, don't take this serious if you are easily offended.

LARP Self-Insert
"I am definitely a Bible believing Christian and not an occult pagan." - Christian Identity

This self-insert is a LARP made by Gato Matador and their actual ideology is Brazilian Liberalism. It's probably best if you take this with a grain of salt, and this page most likely does not represent the actual political views of the user.

Tom Thought is the based and redpilled political views of Tom from Eddsworld. The ideology believes in returning to the times of the British Empire by establishing a White Ethnostate which will remove the influence of Irish and Scottish cultures, deport all non-white immigrants, and restore the glory of the English Men.

Economy

I believe in laissez-faire economics with little economic intervention, inspired by the British philosopher, Friedrich Hayek. The only regulations that should exist should be Anti-Trust Laws to guarantee that Jewish Corporations doesn't monopolize the market, protect our industries through subzidies and tariffs and forbid business from promoting degeneracy. And I am also against Welfare because it spawns leaches and I believe everyone should be self-sufficient economically, and Healthcare and Education services should be privatez as well. And I also believe the personal ownership of slaves should be legal.

Social

I believe the United Kingdom should become a White Ethnostate, and this will be accomplished by deporting all non-whites from the country. Regarding Irish and Scottish people, I believe they can stay, but we should place restrictions on them in a form of Apartheid, which means they wouldn't be allowed to leave the Ireland or Scotland (just like blacks weren't allowed to leave the Bantustans). And I also believe the Jehovah's Witnesses Denomination should replace the Anglican Church as the English State Religion, and this will be accompanied by making Catholicism, Islam, Judaism and Hinduism illegal.

Government

I believe that an Aristocracy should replace the current Democratic Parliamentarianist system in the United Kingdom, but electoralism will remain to choose between which Aristocrat will become the Prime Minister and govern the country, but voting rights will only be avaliable to white property-owning adult males.

Foreign

I believe the British Empire should come back and we should retake our colonies BY FORCE! We should even colonize Ireland and assimilate the population by force, and likewise India, Canada, South Africa and Australia should return to us. I support NATO because I want to destroy the Judeo-Bolshevik hordes trying to destroy the White Race. And in the matters of the Israel-Palestine Palestine conflict, I support Israel because that should be a perfect place for the deported Jews to go, and I am Arabophobic as well.

Personality and Behavior

He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude.

Friends

Frenemies

Enemies

Friends

Frenemies

  • Neocarlism - Your Classical Conservatism, oposition to the Enlightenment and Monarchism is very based. But your Socialism, Anti-Fascism and Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.

Enemies

  • DECBism - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.