Lolcowism

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Lolcowism
Basic Information
Aliases	CWC Model Online Kakistocracy
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Kakistocracy Autism (mostly) Schizocracy (some) Trollerism (some, accused)
Influenced	CWC Model Polcompball users who were/are Lolcows: 16384ism Brazilian Liberalism (initially, now opposed to the general idea) DECBism Jeff1123 Thought Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism N.Brioism Volker41ism
Character Information
Likes	Being the center of the attention Being mocked Dumbness Autism
Dislikes	Trolls (most of the time)

“Did I cook? But anyways, do you guys think I cooked?”

P. “Volker41” Schäfer (2016-2024)

“LEGAL DISCLAIMER!!! Volker41ism is a 100% legal ideology that rejects any form of violence. Volker41 is not legally responsible for what trolls might do or say while pretending to either be him or support him. Volker41 himself would never engage in any acts of violence and seeks the common good only through legal activism and writing.”

Volker41

Lolcowism is not an ideology, but rather a term for internet users who are constantly mocked by other users due to their stupid actions and doesn't know why they are being mocked. There's a difference between Lolcows and Trolls, since Trolls are always ironical and for most of the time have the purpose of making people laugh while Lolcows doesn't have this purpose and are often serious in their actions.

Current Polcompball Lolcows

Volker41

Main article: Volker41ism.

“The kikes cannot control me — because I am — Aryan and I resisted and this is why — they are sending the — trolls to harass me and silence me, and its also because of the fact that — I’m Pro-Palestine.”

P. “Volker41” Schäfer

Volker41ism advocates for the rejection of anything perceived as detrimental to the collective welfare of the White Aryan Volk, emphasizing the importance of promoting what is deemed beneficial for their common good. According to Volker41ism, a Nation is defined by both the Volk—the people united by a shared race or ethnicity—and the territory they inhabit. This concept posits that the strength and unity of a Nation-State derive from a cohesive racial and cultural identity.

Central to Volker41ism is the assertion that race and ethnicity are tangible and significant aspects of national identity, essential for maintaining a robust and unified Nation-State. The ideology argues that attempts to undermine these identities, often through the promotion of diversity, are orchestrated by groups like the Jews to weaken strong, racially united Nation-States that are resistant to corruption and control.

In addition to cultural unity, Volker41ism supports the idea of a strong state that defends the Volk against both external and internal threats, while also ensuring the welfare of its people. It advocates for industrialization as a necessary progression for human civilization, believing that a powerful industrial base strengthens a Nation's ability to safeguard the common good of its Volk.

Furthermore, Volker41ism values the preservation of nature and tradition, though it stops short of full advocacy for anarcho-primitivism, recognizing industrialization as integral to national strength and development. Overall, Volker41ism promotes the concept of a unified, strong Nation-State founded upon racial unity, cultural cohesion, industrial prowess, and state protectionism.

Volker41ism proposes an economic system that transcends both capitalism and communism, viewing both ideologies as manipulated by what it perceives as the negative influence of Jewish interests. This ideology identifies Jews as the primary adversaries of the White Volk, defining Volk as the collective people.

A core tenet of Volker41ism is its strong opposition to usury and interest rates, advocating for the complete abolition of any profits not directly earned through honest labor. The ideology condemns speculators, exploitative money lenders, and other individuals deemed detrimental to the Nation's welfare through their pursuit of personal gain at the expense of others.

Volker41ism calls for punitive measures against these perceived economic criminals, proposing their confinement to facilities where they would engage in productive labor for the betterment of the Nation, the Volk, and the State. This approach aligns with the ideology's broader goal of ensuring that all economic activities contribute positively to the collective interests of the Volk and its state apparatus.

Volker41ism views the State as a necessary instrument whose primary purpose is to safeguard the common welfare of the White Aryan Volk residing within the Volkerborean White ethnostate. It perceives the State not as inherently good or bad, but as a crucial mechanism for ensuring the well-being and continuity of the Volk.

Within this ideology, White women are held in high regard and deemed essential for the survival and cohesion of the White race. They are seen as integral to the family unit that forms the foundation of both the Volk and the Nation. While emphasizing their natural role as mothers due to their nurturing qualities, Volker41ism also advocates for the recognition and protection of women's rights. It vehemently opposes misogyny, attributing such attitudes to what it identifies as Jewish influence, citing contrasts between the Talmud's treatment of women and historical European societies that purportedly offered better treatment.

Volker41ism asserts that any form of misogyny is not only detrimental to women but also runs counter to the interests of the White race as a whole. It maintains that a respectful and supportive stance towards White women is crucial for preserving and advancing the Volk and its cultural integrity within the ethnostate framework.

Dony/Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser

“Even doe im not genocidal for wanting Total Communists Death.”

Dony N. Larson

Aaron Carter

“Oh no. I see myself ending up here [as a lolcow].”

Aaron Carter

Former Polcompball Lolcows

Person 16384

You can add more Lolcows in this page. Being them former or currently, Lolcows are the same.