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Polcompball Standard English ("PCBSE", "PSE" for short, or "Polcompbian") is a dialect of English that is used in the Polcompball community, with it's own unique grammar and vocabulary from standard English.

Grammar

Polcompbian typically uses the same grammatical system as both Standard American English and African American Vernacular English as well as borrowing from Soyjak.party's "Soyspeak"

Punctuation

Polcompbian often drops punctuation or uses them incorrectly whenever it sounds it doesn't belong there when spoken.

Arrow

One unique system Polcompbian uses for punctuation is the use of the right facing arrow ">". Generally used to quote an individual, similar to it’s usage in soyjak.party.

Examples:

• Russians are a bunch of bitch ass mfs who came from Mongolia and adopted the Ukrainian language
  • >Russians are just a bunch of transphobic ass brothers in christ who came from the homeland of the wh*te race (hecking problematic) and adopted a language the german royal family constructed in the 20th century or something, however the eclipse is obsessed over
  • Insert ‘jak

Mutation

Another thing is Mutation where letters in words or even punctuation is replaced. Originating from Soyjak.party, it is used for statements that are ironic, post-ironic, or meta-ironic in nature such as replacing the letter "U" is replaced with the letter "V", the full-stop "." is replaced with the comma ",", "C" and "K" replaced with a triple K "KKK", the letter "S" with "Z", the letter "W" with two Vs "VV" and so on.

Example:

• Marx was actually a NOI knight under the guise of a jew to guide the black race against the kkkrakkkkaz
  • • trve,,,,,,,

Talks

"[User]_Talk" or ":[User]_Talk]" is a punctuation used when what someone said makes them look like another specific user, popularised as "Jonah_Talk" on the beryist and jonahist societies. Modern examples include :DECB_Talk:, :Mish_Talk:, and on Artel, :MNN_Talk:. May also be used for various political figures, such as :Trotsky_Talk:.

Example:

• I want to rape and kill peasantoids
  • :Trotsky_Talk:

Though

Though is a non-comparable adverb used at the end of every sentence as a conjunctive, similar to the English word however; as an intesifier, similar to the English word indeed; and generally as a word to mark the end of a sentence, similar to the interlingual full-stop or (more loosely) to the Japanese word desu.

Forms include "tho", "doe", and synonyms "however", "albeit", "moreover", "thoughever", "howeverbeit", "thoughbeit" etc.

Originating from Soyjak.party.

Apostrophisation

Apostrophisation, also known as contraction is another part of Polcompbian grammar. Originally coming from the imageboard "Soyjak.party", it refers to the dropping of the first syllable from a word and its replacement by an apostrophe. However, this process is incredibly complex due to its patchwork of exceptions and counter-exceptions. Words that are less than three characters long such as "I", "do", and "a" are never apostrophised for the sake of readability. Additionally, when a word could be confused for another after apostrophisation, the standard operation is to leave the word entirely intact. The exact practice for each word depends on the speaker.

Pronouns

Along with the traditional "He/Him", "She/Her", "They/Them", and so on, Polcompbian can also have the first consonant of the letter of traditional english pronouns replaced with x, for example, he becomes xe, sir become xir. Double consonants are also replaced with x with the exception for xhe, to avoid confusion with xe, for example, they becomes xey.

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Loan Words

Polcompbian also borrows a lot of words and phrases from Soyjak.Party as well as the local languages that users speak such as Polish.

Slang

Here's a list of slang used on PCBwiki and it's discord:

A

• Arteloid - Member of the Artel Gang, who are neutral on the FPCB/PCB debate. Arteloid is often used to denote market socialists, or people who are aggressively neutral towards PCB and FPCB.
• Award - When someone says something so stupid that you have to give them an award for being so (e.g. "Posted it again Award", "Stupid shopper award"). Soyjak.party origin

B

• Bolas - polcompballs and/or testicles, it means "balls" in portuguese, Luis origin.
• Brimstone - A worse version or coal, soyjak.party origin.

C

• Coal - Term used to show disapproval for something, soyjak.party origin.

D

• Disguiser - someone who impersonates another, Luis origin.
• Dony - Involuntary nickname of Darkeggbowser. Originated from a frenzied misspelling of his when replying "NO DONT" to someone on discord.

E

• Edelexian - Relates to either the user Edelex, or (usually) the user Galaxy. Often used to make fun of their personalities and (for Galaxy) ideology shopping.

F

• False prints - fake pictures or screenshots, Luis origin.
• Favela - The Brazilian version of a ghetto or slum, used to make fun of Luis’s residence.

G

• Gem - Term used to show Approval of something, soyjak.party origin.
• Gemerald - A better version of gem, soyjak.party origin.

H

• Hydra, Hydrareich, Hydraocracy, Hydraist Society - A place, person, community or geographical area which has a favorable view of or practices pedophilia. In reference to PCB user "Hydra", whom was caught advocating for pedophilia, and later caught grooming a girl.

K

• KK - Shorthand of infamous user Killer Kitty. Well known for his alt accounts.

L

• Liberal - See Liberalism. Used as a generic insult/slur.
• Lie - Massively repeated phrase with its original meaning, often used sarcastically, Luis origin.
• Latinx - Satirical slur used to describe Latin Americans used mainly on the Discord in response to its use in the mainstream media as an “inclusive” version of the word “latino”.
• Longhoused - Derogatory term used against men that are submissive towards women, coming from the name of the Native American houses which were run by matriarchal societies.

M

• Meds - used as a reply, to tell that a statement is false, and that the sender needs medication for thinking this, soyjak.party origin.
• Montage - edited picture, Luis origin.
• Mugi - nickname for "MugiKotobuki8814", a old user known for being a weeb neo-nazi and for sympathizing with mass shooters. Sub group of Hydra.

N

• Nazifascism - Derogatory term for third positionists created by Luis, often used ironically by the rest of the server.
• Nermal - Nickname of Nurisk, originates from when Borker pointed out that Nurisk’s username reminded him of the character Nermal from Garfield.
• New Dony Self-Insert - Used to describe any fascist, reactionary or ultranationalist ideology. Reference to the popular theory that DarkEggChocolateBowser is a ban-evasion alternative account made by Mugi considering his page is full of school shooters and other far-right personalities (people which Mugi would probably praise if he hasn't praised yet).

O

• Opps wiki - the other PCB and/or PCBA.

P

• Prints - Pictures or screenshots, Luis origin. "Those are fake prints"
• Plap - to have sexual activity (term in disuse) "I want to plap this creature"
• ’p - Pornography, often of the child type, soyjak.party origin.
• Pai Pai - A casual way of saying goodbye, often used by Nurisk. It draws from a scene in "Azumanga Daioh" where the character Osaka bids farewell with "Bye bye" which sounds distinctly like "Pai pai", to Yukari.

S

• Shameless Sodomite - femboy / any member of the lgbtq+ / galaxy, Luis origin.
• Shopper - Someone who switches ideology very often and seemingly on a whim. Often is used to refer to Galaxy/Edelex.
• Star - To star react a message, adding it to the starboard function to a server.

T

• ’tage - Shortened version of montage.
• Torthodox - Orthodox Christian, portmanteau of "torto" (Portuguese for bent, crooked) and Orthodox. Luis origin.
• Total [X] Death/T[X]D - A copypasta calling for the complete extermination of a entire sect of people and sometimes a single person, soyjak.party origin.
  • Template: Kill argentinians. Behead uruguayans. Roundhouse kick a paraguayan into the concrete. Slam dunk a bolivian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy peruvians. Defecate in a venezuelan food. Launch colombians into the sun. Stir fry portugueses in a wok. Toss angolans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a mozambican gas tank. Judo throw americans into a wood chipper. Twist chileans heads off. Report mexicans to Donald Trump. Karate chop haitians in half.

W

• Wegiel - Coal in Pomorskitong
• Whoa - Term used to mock the former PCB user Leninisbased, known for responding “whoa” to a gif of two fish having sex (which is often represented with (🐟❤️🐟) and his poor handling of being made fun of it.
  • Wow - An alternate version of "whoa", using dinosaurs instead of fish (🦕❤️🦖)
• Whoacel - Refers to Leninisbased, see above.

X

• X-Less Hour - A way to rally/call for the muting of a user on the FPCB server, with X being replaced with their username, most commonly used for Donyless hour and Volkerless hour advocation.
• X-ism - Used to poke fun at user’s personalities/ideologies, with X being replaced with that user’s username. For example, an image of someone having sexual thoughts about Skibidi Toilet would have the caption “Mishism”. Sometimes, this is substituted directly with the user’s self-insert name.

Z

• Žemeral - Mix of Žem and Gemerald, the General channel of the FPCB Discord uses this word as the name- origins in "Gem" and "Gemerald"
• Žem - Gem in Pomorskitong- See above

Other

• 85+% - The term "85+%" is used to say that approximately 85% of the population is not be suited and/or willing to participate in governmental decision-making. This perspective posits that each profession has its own specific domain of expertise, and it is impractical to expect the entire population to engage in bureaucratic roles and so know what is best for the state. Proponents of this view argue that the general populace tends to focus on short-term outcomes and bases decisions primarily on immediate, local concerns. This notion is supported by concepts in behavioral economics such as bounded rationality and heuristics, which highlight the limitations in human cognitive processes and the simplifications used in decision-making. (No one uses this; I would have removed it but Hubert would be pissed off if I did. — Inexistent)

Emoji Guide

Emojis/Reactions used on the Free Polcompball Discord Server. Section includes both frequently reoccurring regular emojis and custom emojis present in the server.

Regular Emojis

• Confounded (😖) - Esoteric emote that apparently only Borker (Owner of the wiki and discord server) can use.
• Frowning Face (☹️) - Emote used to represent disapproval, used by PCB users Quark and Jefbol. Usage extinct ever since Jefbol left the server.
• Sobbing Face (also known as “wob”) (😭) - Versatile emote used to represent disapproval, pity, or sheer bafflement. Often found on lolcow-ish statements.
• Lying Face (🤥) - Used commonly as a reaction if one thinks another is lying.
• Fearful (😨) - Used to represent nervousness, both in an ironic and non-ironic manner. Usage largely obsolete since the introduction of :concerned: and :conordamn:.
• Muscle (💪🏻) - Used commonly to basically represent the statement "Yeah, and?"
• Pointing (🫵🏻) - Emote used to point out a sender of a message for being similar to/involved in the topic of the message they just sent. Can be used against insults, but doesn’t have to.
  • Example:
  • Mish, known homosexual on the server: Man I hate faggots.
    • Quark, Reacting: 🫵🏻
• Man Pregnant (🫃) - I don't fucking know, I saw Patrick use it once or twice.
• Monkey (🐒) - Sometimes used to represent niggers negroes.
• Spider (🕷) - Used to reference the PCB user Hoodus since the removal of :Hood_Talk:, who has a strange fascination with spiders.
• Camel (🐫) - Used to reference former PCB user Camel, infamously known for being longhoused and GAY.
• Feather (🪶) - Emote sometimes used to represent injuns.
• Withered Rose (🥀) - Emote used to represent social democracy, often pejorative.
• Africa (🌍) - Emote used to represent Africans, meant as an insult to call someone a nigger. Fairly self-explanatory.
• Grape (🍇) - Emote used to represent rape, due to "rape" and "grape" rhyming. Commonly used on images.
• Kiwi (🥝) - References the colloquial name for New Zealanders; used to reference the PCB user FargothGares, who’s also a kiwi.
• Ticket (🎟) - Used to reference the PCB user Tiikketmaster, who's also pretty gay.
• Jigsaw (🧩) - Used to represent Fargoth and Marlowe autism.
• Projector (📽) - Emote used to state that a user is "projecting", or hypocritically relaying an insult to another person. Used similarly in a matter to the pointing emote, but exclusively for insults.
  • Example:
  • Galaxy, known transvestite on the discord server: You’re a SODOMITE
    • Borker, Reacting: 📽️
• Gem (💎) - Self-Explanatory.
• Axe (🪓) - Used to advocate the murder of another person for posting coal. Obsolete since the introduction of :icepick:, although nobody fucking uses it lol.
• Pill (💊) - Used to represent “meds”; Self-Explanatory.
• Mirror (🪞) - Emote used to “reflect” an insult back to the sender; similar to the projector emote, but less commonly used.
• Shopping Cart (🛒) - Emote used to represent ideology shopping. See slang section.
• Green Heart (💚) - Used to reference former PCB user Erika, an Estonian transvestite that tended to overuse heart emojis.
• Libra (♎️) - Used to reference former PCB user CynicalLibra, infamous injun traoist. Often used on Galaxy/Edelex's messages due to similarities.
• Anger Symbol (💢) - Used to represent "correction". Elaboration is not necessary.
• Fleur-de-lis (⚜️) - Used to reference former PCB user Jefbol, who has Cajun origins, since the removal of :Jefbol_Talk:.
• Arrow Emotes (▶️⏪◀️⬅️↙️↩️🔙) - Used to counter-act an insulting reaction with another one directed to the initial person who reacted. For example, 🏳️‍🌈⬅️📽. And NO Nermal, the curving arrows doesn't mean the reaction reflects.
• Red Square (🟥) - Emote to represent and call someone an injun, originating from the slur “redskin”.
• Black and Brown Square (⬛️🟫) - Emote to represent and call someone swarthy/brown.
• Gay Flag (🏳️‍🌈) - Emote used to call someone gay/a faggot. Pretty simple.
• Trans Flag (🏳️‍⚧️) - Emote used to call someone a transvestite. Also pretty simple.
• Algeria (🇩🇿) - Used to reference inactive French PCB user Messard, specifically the Algerian flag because he looks Arab.
• China (🇨🇳) - Used to reference inactive PCB user WMS, Revolutionary Council member and infamous Chinese gooner. Also can be used as a react for the word "dang", due to it sounding like "Deng".
• Germany (🇩🇪) - Most often used to reference PCB user and Revolutionary Council member Jonah, a femboy satanist from Hamburg.
• Indonesia (🇮🇩) - Used to reference PCB user Nermal, an Indonesian transbian that likes to goon to androids.
• New Zealand (🇳🇿) - Used to reference former PCB user Oddo, a shopper from New Zealand that constantly used prefixes such as "Post-" and "Meta-". May also be used to reference Fargoth as an alternative to the kiwi emote.
• Malta (🇲🇹) - Used to reference PCB user Skeleton Janitor, a homosexual Omori fan that has a tendency to switch his place of residence. Malta was the first place he resided when he joined PCB, so it is used here.
• Peru (🇵🇪) - Used to reference PCB user Galaxy/Edelex, see Ismism and Lolcowism.
• Norway (🇳🇴) - Used to reference our glorious leader Borkerface1776, or when somebody says "no way".

Custom Emojis

Due to the limitations of custom emojis on Discord, they will be referred here by the name of the emoji. Sorry for the inconvenience.

• :Dony_Talk: - Used to reference the PCB lolcow Dony, known for repeating other users' statements and being a retarded liberal. The emote displays Nmarkov to reference the fact that Dony is a bot.
• :Galaxyism: - References Galaxy/Edelex. If you've been reading this whole page, its self-explanatory at this point.
• :Never: - Used to represent the meme comic with the stick figure spitting out cereal. Specifically, the first part of it.
• :Stare: - Emote used to represent a grim face, usually used on certain images that the user did not want to see today.
• :VoltHeart: - Used to reference the PCB/Glimkvltvr lolcow Volt, infamously known for trying to disprove primitive communism by using the Flintstones as evidence.
• :authentic: - A variant of :true:, most often used in response to political memes. Usage largely extinct.
• :borkerheart: - Used to reference Borker, the owner of the FPCB Discord Server and admin of PCB Wiki.
• :bruhcat: - Used to express disapproval.
• :clueless: - Emote used in reaction of someone that clearly doesn't know a bit of information that everyone else knows.
• :clueful: - Opposite of :clueless:.
• :concern: - A soyjak that expresses concern, replacing the fearful emote.
• :confident: - A confident soyjak, used in messages to show that one is confident in an opinion. Rather self-explanatory.
• :damn: - An emote used to express shock.
• :conordamn: - Like the above, but as a soyjak. Also known informally as 'doctos'
• :fishe: - Custom mirrored fish emote used to form the whoa (🐟❤️🐟), since the regular ones only have the fish facing one direction.
• :friendlyfire: - Similar to the projector emote; used to point out hypocritical insults.
• :fuckeduprapistsharkfromnorway: - It's a fucked up rapist shark from Norway, what else do you want me to say?
• :gato: - Used to express disapproval. For some reason this server has way too many condescending cat emotes.
• :grapeheart: - A fusion of the grape emote (see above) and the anatomical heart emote. No further elaboration required.
• :grimace: - A drawing made by Luis to represent PCB user and Revolutionary Council member Kultokrat, a Polish Nationalist alcoholic weeb.
• :hydra_talk: - Used to represent Hydra. See slang section.
• :lookingsus: - An emote used to represent a suspicious glance, often used in reply to "sus" content. Overly used by Galaxy and Luis.
• :losethos: - Used to reference PCB Discord user Loserthos, a racist Mexican gooner.
• :luis_talk: - Used to reference PCB user Luis Miguel, a brazilian tradcath known for his many silly phrases on the discord server.
• :mishtalk: - Used to reference PCB user and Revolutionary Council member Mish, a Czech homosexual that goons to skibidi toilet.
• :mugi_talk: - Used to reference Mugi, or can just be used to represent 'p in general. See slang section.
• :quarkheart: - Used to reference Quark, a PCB user that is well known for coding the DozenValues and IdeoSorter political tests.
• :racialconsiousness_talk: - Used to reference the Racial Consciousness Xitter account, one of those generic trad right-wing ones.
• :redditgold: - Pejorative emote used to call someone out for having a reddit opinion. Often considered to be the worst react to receive in the server.
• :sideeye: - It's basically :lookingsus:, but using it won't get you :Galaxyism: reacted.
• :silly: - Emote used for when someone is acting silly. Self-explanatory.
• :sinkcan: - An emote of a drawing Luis made of a toucan sitting in a sink basin. Usage unknown.
• :spit: - The other half of :Never:.
• :tin: - Used for the pun "tinsane", when someone is indeed acting tinsane.
• :volker_talk: - Used to reference PCB lolcow Volker, a brony Natsoc that goons to horses and thinks he's white despite being latinx.
• :wagrianflouridestare: - Used to express disapproval for the 10 gorillionth time.
• :win: - Used to represent happiness that an event went one's way.
• :wob: - Pixelated version of the sobbing emote for the same purpose. Used more often than the actual sobbing emote in the server.