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*[[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]] - Cringe weirdo.
*[[File:Acidcomf.png]] [[Acid Communism]] - Cringe revolutionary.
*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - Stop breaking the law you cringe anarchist!
*[[File:AnAg.png]] [[Agrarian Anarchism]] - Cringe anarchist, cringe peasent.
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge.
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge.
*[[File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment]] [[File:Enlightnenment.png]] - Why you wanna overthrow me?
*[[File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment]] [[File:Enlightnenment.png]] - Why you wanna overthrow me?

Revision as of 02:52, 15 July 2021

Hi! I'm a Marxist from the American state of Georgia who likes history and politics.

My old account was User:PatriotMapperOMSBand, but I have since abandoned that account (forgot the password) and this is my new one.

Political Relationships

Super Based

  • Marxist - Worker ownership of the means of production is super pog. Let's destroy Capitalism!
  • Eco-Socialism - Environmentalist and socialist? Pog!
  • Anarcho-Communism - Ngl, the state and capitalism are both cringe.
  • Marxist Feminism - Marxist, Progressive, and Feminist? Super pog!
  • Anarcho-Collectivism - Colllectivism is based and a state is not! IdeoSort also said I'm one of you so...

Based

  • Socialism - Not quite radical enough, but like your ideas.
  • Progressivism - Egalitarianism is based, but you're not radical enough.
  • Feminism - All genders deserve rights, but you're still not radical enough.

Kind of Based

  • Jacobinism - Kind of based... but stop choping heads off!
  • State Socialism - You're pretty based over all, but stop being a state!
  • Sandersism - Pretty based ideas, but you're a Succdem Social Democrat.
  • Kemalism - Back when Turkey was based... you cringe Succdem

Kind of Cringe

Cringe

Super Cringe

  • Capitalism - Worst system ever! You're an abusive, authoritarian, far-right, oppressive, white nationalist, idiot who cares nothing for actual people.
  • Fascism - Capitalism in decay.

My Rejected Ideology Proposals

Bourbonism

Bourbonism, also known as Bourbon Feudalism, is a political ideology originating from the Middle Ages in the Kingdom of France and the House of Bourbon. It's based around and in the developments of Feudalism in France during the Medieval period.

History

The House of Bourbon was first founded in 953 when in split off from the Capetians. Knight Aymar or Adhemar was the first Bourbon ever and the start of the First House of Bourbon. The First House of Bourbon died out in 1218 when Mathilde I, Lady of Bourbon died. The House of Bourbon came back as the House of Bourbon-Dampierre, or the Second House of Bourbon, with Archambaud VIII the Great, Lord of Bourbon in 1242. The Third House of Bourbon, more simply known as the House of Bourbon and the Current House of Bourbon, started in 1256 with Robert de France, Count of Clermont. The House of Bourbon ruled France quite Feudally for multiple centuries and greatly expanded the borders of France throughout their reign to match something similar to the modern one. The House of Bourbon was originally deposed in 1792 with the Jacobins cutting King Louis XVI's head off and arresting his wife during the War of the First Coalition and aftermath of the French Revolution. The House of Bourbon was restored to power in France in 1814 and 1815 after the defeat of Napoleon Bonaparte. The House of Bourbon was deposed again in 1848 during the French Revolution of 1848.

Foundations and Beliefs

Bourbonism is an extremely Conservative ideology at heart. It follows the ideas of old Catholic Feudal Traditionalism. It is extremely Counter-Enlightenment and believs the Monarchy should keep all power. It is also based around the concepts of a Mercantile system.

Personality and Behavior

Bourbonism likes to betray revolutionaries by running off to Belgium every time a revolution happens in France. They also like to have they're political opponents arrested.

Relationships

Friends
Frenemies
  • Bonapartism - You may have betrayed me, but at least you reestablished a French monarchy.
  • Capitalism - Your economic model is cringe, but you carry some aspects from Mercantilism.
  • Enlightened Absolutism - You're a cringe Enlightenment, but at you least you're king has absolute power.
  • French Constitutionalism - No, constiutions are cringe! One July Monarchy later... Ughhhh, fine!
Enemies

Hillarylandism

Hillarylandism, also known as Hillaryism and Hillary Clintonism, is a political ideologies that originates from the political positions of Hillary Clinton. It's influenced by Progressivism, Neoliberalism, Welfarism, Anti-Authoritarianism, Environmentalism, Third Way, Isolationism, Regulationism, Protectionism, and Democratism. It sometimes influences Clintonism (Bill).

Ottomanism

Ottomanism is a politicial ideology originating from the 19th century Ottoman Empire based on the First Constiutional Era of the Ottoman Empire. It's influenced by Nationalism, Islamic Theocracy, French Revolution, Byzantinism, and Constitutional Monarchism. It influences Neo-Ottomanism.