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Dwarfocracy is a joke ideology that believes the shortest person in a country should rule.

Personality

Dwarfocracy is extremely short, with a measly height of only 1 inch tall. Dwarfocracy loves playing limbo, as you have to either be extremely short or extremely flexible to win. Dwarfocracy is the enemy of Giantocracy.

How to Draw

Draw a tiny circle
Divide the circle into 3 vertical sections
Fill the left and right sections with orange
Draw the number 5 in the middle section (for the joke that anyone under 6 feet is short)
Add the eyes and you are done!

Friends

Napoleon Bonaparte - He shows that short people are superior!

- Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)

Malthusocracy - Not eating food makes people shorter, so I guess you're based.
Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.
Jeunism - Children are shorter, so based.
Gerontocracy - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based.
1511384ism - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth!

Frenemies

File:L O N G.png Long Blockism - Super short heightwise, but super long horizontally. ~~and if you are rotated 90 degrees, you are extremely tall.~~

Enemies

Santaism - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!
Giantocracy - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!
Fordism - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"
File:Tallblock.png Tall Blockism - Long Blockism rotated.

External Links

*List of Shortest People
Mara Altman: There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short

Navigation

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-  | aliases      = Useless - [[File:Fem.png]] {{PCB|Feminism}} <br> Midgetocracy <br> Elfocracy <br> Oompa-Loompa <br> 5'11"ocracy
+  | aliases      = Useless - [[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]] <br> Midgetocracy <br> Elfocracy <br> Oompa-Loompa <br> 5'11"ocracy
   | alignments   = [[File:Nonquadrant.png]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|Non-Quadrant]]
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 (USE FOR PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN THIS SYSTEM!)
   | examples     = [[File:Peafeu.png]] [[Peasants Feudalism|Most peasants during the Middle Ages]] <br>
-[[File:Bonaparte.png]] {{PCB|Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte}} (1769-1821) <br>
+[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte]] (1769-1821) <br>
 [[File:Cball-Bolivia.png]] {{PLN|Boliviaball|Bolivia}} (1809-present) <br>
-[[File:airplane.png]] {{PCB|Capitalism|William E. Boeing}} (1881-1956) <br>
+[[File:airplane.png]] [[Capitalism|William E. Boeing]] (1881-1956) <br>
 [[File:Cball-Indonesia.png]] {{PLN|Indonesiaball|Indonesia}} (1945-present) <br>
 [[File:Basedism.png]] [[Basedism|Hasbulla Magomedov]] (2003-present)<br>
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 ======Friends======
-* [[File:Bonaparte.png]] <small><small><small> {{PCB|Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte}} - He shows that short people are superior!</small></small></small>
+* [[File:Bonaparte.png]] <small><small><small> [[Bonapartism|Napoleon Bonaparte]] - He shows that short people are superior!</small></small></small>
 [[File:Bonaparte.png]] - Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)
 * [[File:Skinny.png]] <small><small><small> [[Malthusocracy]] - Not eating food makes people shorter, so I guess you're based.</small></small></small>
 *<small><small><small> Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.</small></small></small>
 * [[File:Youth.png]] <small><small><small> [[Jeunism]] - Children are shorter, so based. </small></small></small>
-* [[File:Gero.png]] <small><small><small> {{PCB|Gerontocracy}} - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based. </small></small></small>
+* [[File:Gero.png]] <small><small><small> [[Gerontocracy]] - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based. </small></small></small>
 * [[File:1511384.png]] <small><small><small> [[1511384ism]] - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth! </small></small></small>
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 * [[File:Santa.png]] <small><small><small> [[Santaism]] - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!</small></small></small>
 * [[File:Giantocracy.png]] <small><small><small> [[Giantocracy]] - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!</small></small></small>
-* [[File:Ford.png]] <small><small><small> {{PCB|Fordism}} - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"</small></small></small>
+* [[File:Ford.png]] <small><small><small> [[Fordism]] - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"</small></small></small>
 * [[File:Tallblock.png]] <small><small><small>[[Tall Blockism]] - Long Blockism rotated.</small></small></small>

V • E Non-Quadrant - I just want to reject the political compass for goodness sake!
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