Dwarfocracy

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Dwarfocracy
Basic Information
Aliases	Useless - Feminism Midgetocracy Elfocracy Oompa-Loompa 5'11"ocracy
Alignments	Non-Quadrant
Ideological Information
Notable Theorists	Mara Altman (?-present) (USE FOR PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN THIS SYSTEM!)
Notable Examples	Most peasants during the Middle Ages Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) Bolivia (1809-present) William E. Boeing (1881-1956) Indonesia (1945-present) Hasbulla Magomedov (2003-present) Mara Altman (?-present) PCB FargothGares (2007-present) (Feel free to add any short person (5'7" or lower for men, 5'2" or lower for women) you find)
Character Information
Likes	Short people 🚪Doors (because Giantocracy always bumps into them) Limbo
Dislikes	Tall people Average-Height people 🏀Basketball

Dwarfocracy is a joke ideology that believes the shortest person in a country should rule.

Personality

Dwarfocracy is extremely short, with a measly height of only 1 inch tall. Dwarfocracy loves playing limbo, as you have to either be extremely short or extremely flexible to win. Dwarfocracy is the enemy of Giantocracy.

How to Draw

1. Draw a tiny circle
2. Divide the circle into 3 vertical sections
3. Fill the left and right sections with orange
4. Draw the number 5 in the middle section (for the joke that anyone under 6 feet is short)
5. Add the eyes and you are done!

Friends

• Napoleon Bonaparte - He shows that short people are superior!

- Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)

• Malthusocracy - Not eating food makes people shorter, so I guess you're based.
• Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.
• Jeunism - Children are shorter, so based.
• Gerontocracy - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based.
• 1511384ism - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth!

Frenemies

• Long Blockism - Super short heightwise, but super long horizontally. and if you are rotated 90 degrees, you are extremely tall.

Enemies

• Santaism - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!
• Giantocracy - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!
• Fordism - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"
• Tall Blockism - Long Blockism rotated.

External Links

*List of Shortest People
Mara Altman: There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short