Soulism

Your news is really boring compared to the surreal non-existent anime that I watched with my harem in the astral plane.

• Esoteric Socialism - Fake leftists, fake humans (I see their demonic nature with my spiritual third eye), and fake anti-capitalists that like money and banks.
• Cultism - Pseudo-spiritual power-hungry and money-loving prick that give spirituality a bad name.
• Capitalist Transhumanism - You can't hide your technologies blueprints because I have the ability to spy through remote viewing! But actually I don't need your low-tech products, because aliens through astral give me a lot nicer blueprints of nano-factories.
• Reactionaryism - How the hell is your civilization supposed to be stable and fundamental when it's literally only lived 1% of human history? Like, are you aware that the other 99% was just people chilling in the stone age not having to worry about all this 'family values' garbage? You know nothing about history, and your religions are dogmatic unspiritual garbage made for the elites to control the masses.
• Corporatocracy - Why do I need to buy material and temporary luxuries when I can just lucid dream and have anything I want? Even if I want a material thing, I just shift my mind to other dimensions where I already have it.
• Satanic Theocracy - There is no hell in the afterlife, only the astral realm. And your dumb cruel rituals can't help you achieve demonic powers. Thanks for giving me your female servants, non-material bro.
• State Atheism - Quit killing people who reject your hardcore materialist mindset. At least you like my scientific twin.
• World Federalism - Sorry, but humanism is outdated.
• Humanism - I. Said. You. Are. OUTDATED!
• Police Statism - How the hell is taking harmless psychic substances a crime? Also, I don't have enough money for paying fines.
• Neoluddism - Dude, I'm kind of at a loss for understanding what you can do for yourself just by opposing technology. Yes, all jobs suck, but destroying machinery and screwing others is not a solution!
• Ochlocracy - Collectivist morons that just give people the impression that anarchism equals violence.
• State Liberalism - Dude, bigotry sucks yeah, but violently obsessing over who is and isn't a minority so much is just the definition of fighting fire with fire, and a lot of what you're doing really makes me wonder if you actually care about minorities. Also why are you pointing a gun at me?
• Right-Wing Populism - Yes, reptilians exist. Yes, they control humanity, but honestly how is your ideal world really any better?
• Industrialism - Nah, f*ck all jobs. If I want something, I'll just shift my mind to someplace else.
• Marxism - No, I don't care about your outdated materialist philosophy that subtly encourages its followers to become dictators.
• Marxism-Leninism - Collectivist materialist maniacs who murder anyone they disagree with. But that vodka stuff you drink is really good
• Nazism - Oh no, not these crackhead genocidal lunatics! At least we both like meth.
• Illuminatism - You are cold-blooded aliens in a human disguise (just spied through astral remote viewing). But you are too powerful for overthrow, so I'll just wait for your hierarchical capitalist system to fall from its own weight. Wait. Why someone at midnight knocks on my door? And what the hell do I see black helicopters?! Are they knowing something about... *kidnapped*
• Death - You can kill others, but you NEVER catch me! *Concentrates his mind* Time to permanently shift my awareness into my younger self in ten, nine, eight...

Further Information

External Links

• Neocities Page

Online Communities

• r/Soulism101
• r/serioussoulism
• r/ShiftingRealities
• Old Soulism discord server
• Soulism discord server

Gallery

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  From Here to Utopiate

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  By Bannned

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  Techno-Soulism

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  Minarcho-Soulism

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  credit to u/Daarekistelemmet