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Aquarianball

Hi there, not sure why you're reading this, but thanks for coming. I'm a rising university freshman, and an idealistic dreamer who doesn't give a crap how ridiculous she sometimes sounds. I am a progressive, a socialist, an environmentalist, and a globalist. I mostly play Geometry Dash. I play the piano and I enjoy creative writing. If you wanna hang out, feel free to add me on Discord! ^^


Ideologyball Stances

Positive

Mixed

  • Trotskyism - Fellow socialist who values democracy. Your foreign policy makes me uncomfortable, though.
  • Anarcho-Communism - Misguided utopian child who has the right intentions, but can be a little bloodthirsty at times.
  • Marxism–Leninism - You're far too fond of defending dictators.
  • Distributism - If you weren't culturally conservative, you'd make a good friend.
  • Bull Moose Progressivism - Not a fan of your imperialist nationalism, but otherwise, you were quite ahead of your time.
  • Liberalism - I appreciate many of the ways you think and operate, but you're afraid to challenge the status quo.
  • Green Libertarianism - Probably my favorite capitalist.
  • Classical Liberalism - Helped spread the values of the Enlightenment, and is currently my biggest ally against the CCP. I really don't like your laissez-faire economics, though.
  • Christian Socialism - You're based 50% of the time.
  • Accelerationism - You're funny.

Negative

  • Fascism - No.
  • Capitalism - Greed is evil.
  • Neoliberalism - You hardly care about the immoralities of modern wage labor. Your identity politics are the dictionary definition of cringe.
  • Conservatism - Bigot who bootlicks unjust hierarchies.
  • Conservative Socialism - Even bigger bigot than the previous guy.
  • Singaporean Model - I used to think you were okay. Man, how times have changed.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - You're hilarious.
  • Christian Democracy - I will never forgive you.
  • Theocracies - Unbelievably cringe, every single one of you.
  • Imperialism - I don't even know where to begin describing how evil you are.
  • Stalinism - Degenerate fake socialist.
  • Pol Potism - Are you out of your goddamn mind?
  • Maoism - Incompetent tyrant who ruined millions of lives and destroyed my country.
  • Tridemism - Stop pretending you're miles better than Mao, you imperial bootlicker.
  • Dengism - Same goes to you, you reactionary pig.