User:Borkerface2007

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Borkerface1776
“GRAHHHH TOTAL BORKER BIRTHDAY”
Personal Information
Name	Iefan Alstūd
Aliases	Alban (Old Username, still on some platforms) Borkerface1776 (Old Username, still on some platforms) Borker (Usually what people call me irl or online) Borqueer Bobker Bokber Borkir Borkboy Borka Boka Borkissker Border Ethan Feel free to add ones below
Gender	Male
Birthday	Jan. 4 2007
Ideology	IRL Ideology Republicanism Third Position National Syndicalism National Agrarianism Norse Futurism Ethnopluralism Universal Nationalism Self Inserts Alstūdism
Nationality	Norwegian-American Indiana (Birthplace) Ohio (Location)
Ethnicity	Norwegian (79%) Sámi (13%) Lithuanian (8%)
Orientation	Asexual (In theory) Bisexual (In reality) Homosexual Homophobe (In practice😔) 100% STRAIGHT 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 (IN FACT)
Languages	English Norwegian (Nynorsk) Norwegian (Bokmål) Latin Spanish (basics) French (basics) Ones I want to Learn Polish German Icelandic
Religion	Ásatrú
MBTI	INFP (“The Mediator”)
Notable works	Folkish Syndicalism Manifesto Userboxes This user is Borker, the owner and sysop of FreePCB ""Democratically Elected Sysop, of course"" This user joined in 2023. "The beginning of the Free Polcompball wiki." This user is AuthLeft. "When the government does stuff." This user is Syndicalist "There is power in a union!" This user is Socialist "The proletariat is equal!" This user is a Corporatist "Class collaboration and third positionism" This user is a technocrat. "The experts can't be wrong, right?" This user is Eco-Authoritarian. "Burn the coal, pay the toll." This user is a Progressive Conservative "Respect our traditions and gay weddings!" This user is a Feminist "My body, my choice!" This user is Nationalist. "Blood and soil!" This user is an Diaspora Nationalist. "Stanistan Strong! - sent from Neighborstan " This User believes in collectivism "No, I dont care about your personal problems" This user has severe anxiety. "Stress makes me vomit blood all day." This user is an Ásatrúar "*Sacrifices children to one of the 1837 gods*" This user is hella gay. "Alphabet Mafia Unite!" This user is American "Want some oil on those burgers?" This user is Hoi4 player "*proceeds to explain how the Nazis could've won WW2*" This user is atleast 80% one ethnicity "PVRE ARVAN VVARRIOR" This user uses discord. "I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon…" This user uses twitter. "It's called X, and the 8 Dollars were totally worth it!"
Interests
Likes	Norway Kaizers Orchestra Reading Theory History and especially Interwar History Films and Analysing them High Fantasy and S&S Rimworld Doctor Who Men (Accused, Erroneously)
Dislikes	Sweden Being too poor to afford theory The West and it's Imperialist Tendencies Rude People Women
Interests	Grand Strategy, Politics, Geography, Golf, Botany, and Drawing,
Social Media and Internet
Reddit	u/Borkerface1905
Discord	.borkerface
Twitter	@Borkerface

If you have any questions for me, you can reach me at +1 614-980-4615, or [email protected]

"Biography"

Hallo I am Borker, current owner and sysop of FPCB, as well as the founder of the website. I'm pretty active on both here and Discord. I'm a Norwegian-American living in Columbus Ohio. My irl name is Iefan Alstūd, and I currently reside in Clintonville Ohio, though I was born in Evansville Indiana on Janurary 4th 2007 (when are you gonna add me to notable births wikipedia?). I have an older brother and a younger brother. I am currently in high school.

Movies I Like

Rated from most favorite to least
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Pulp Fiction
3. 1917
4. Ravenous
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. Back to the Future
7. True Grit
8. All Quiet On The Western Front
9. Nightcrawler
10. Donnie Darko
11. Fargo
12. The Death of Stalin
13. The Life of David Gale
14. The Green Mile
15. Cool Hand Luke
16. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Bands/Singers I Like

Favorite bands/singers of mine, top being from my favorite down

1. Kaizers Orchestra
2. King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
3. Tame Impala
4. Marcy Playground
5. The Black Keys
6. Stasys Povilatis
7. Prudence
8. Cage The Elephant
9. Sondre Justad
10. Red Hot Chili Peppers
11. The Human League
12. Death in June
13. Neon Trees
14. Mario Judah
15. The Notorious B.I.G
16. David Bowie
17. Manowar
18. Green Day

Books I Like

Excluding Theory cause that'd be boring to list
1. A Song of Ice and Fire
2. The Stormlight Archive
3. Animal Farm
4. Blood Meridian
5. The Martian

Places I've Lived

Listed chronologically
Evansville Indiana
Indianapolis Indiana
Fargo North Dakota
Hillard Ohio
Clintonville Ohio

Misc

You can find all my links and accounts here.

Pages I made

Pages in the order I made them

• Borker Thought
• National Borkerism
• Alstūdism
• Norse Futurism

Users I get along pretty well with

If you're not on this list, it doesn't mean we're not friends or smth, it just means I forgor to add you :)

• Jonah
• Fargoth
• Carrot
• Kultokrat

Ideologies of People I Know IRL

Family

• Younger Brother i
• Older Brother i
• Dad i
• Mom i

Comments

 Meadowsin's Basilisk - Can you make my name silly? I know this is a dumb and probably annoying question but like :3