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"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

This page is meant to represent Vaji Raposo's political views. Please do not make any major edits without their permission.

N.Cortexism is a culturally left, economically center right, and totalitarian (But still democratic) ideology. It is the ideology of the Polcompball user N.Cortex Da Depressao. It is similar to regular State Liberalism. he does believe in trolling N.Brio da Zuera as the end goal. Read This if you want to know why I believe in this whole mess, and explain why I like it.

Personality

N.Cortexism is, for the lack of a better term, f*cking insane, he constantly shitposts on internet, is satirical, and obssessed with triggering everyone he hates, mostly Communists and Conservatives, but also Anarchists, Libertarians, Anti-Westerners (both left and right), "nationatards" (term he uses to describe people who support nativist policies and politicians), and Progressives[1]. He is russophobic as well and thinks Russia is a disease in the planet. Despite that, he has many friends but is excluded by other Liberals, he also has a random sense of humour and is very dedicated to "fighting" against his enemies, on Free Polcompball.

Relations

Friends

  • State Liberalism - My biggest idol, my ideology is closest to yours as well.
  • Third Way - Same as above.
  • Neoconservatism - My third favorite ideology, even if I'm not a Conservative or Republican, i love your use of extreme militarism, and the fact you're so popular among western politicians makes me like you even more.
  • Neoliberalism - Perfection.
  • Trudeauism - Canada is a paradise and the best country on earth currently, i love how you managed to install State Liberalism into reality, and the fact you arrest Nationatards makes you even better.
  • Oligarchy - Wonderful system.
  • Blairism - A bit too moderate, but overall pretty great. Finally a social democrat who is openly authoritarian and militaristic while killing Mudslimes.
  • Macronism - Also too moderate but I have faith that you will install State Liberalism to France.
  • Police Statism - Best way to enforce rightthink amongst people, I especially love CIA.
  • Islamophobia - Islam is poison.
  • Imperialism - This is my kind of "Globalism"! none of that "right of self determination for all peoples" bullshit.
  • Russophobia - I loves using slurs against RuZZian "people".
  • Pinochetism - My biggest idol and inspiration for me!
  • Pink Capitalism - My favorite cultural policy. I specially likes Woke Corporations such as Disney.
  • Kahanism - The State of Israel has 100% the right to everything they did in all their 75 years of independence. What do you mean Progressivism and Liberalism are bad?

Frenemies

  • Neo-Ottomanism - I do like the way you treat Assadists and Kurdishs, but why conservatism? You aren't so different than all the conservative/reactionary dictators who I support, such as File:Pinochet-Hat.png Pinochet for exemple.
  • Reaganism - If you only were a liberal...
  • Jacobinism - Sending conservatives to the guillotine is something we should strive for in my ideal society, but socialism is a giant pile of poo, and don't get me started on populism.
  • Cameronism - I love how you started the succesful austerity program in United Kingdom and busted these useless strikes, but you are still are conservative...
  • Satirism - I do love arab shitpost and 2020 memes such as Animan Studios and Wojak. But, sincerely, I hate 2010's memes and left/right-wing "memes", as they are only a giant cope because of based liberalism.
  • Jeffersonian Democracy and Hamiltonianism - Jefferson is right about individualism, economics, foreign policy and government, while Hamilton is right about states' rights, slavery, p*pulism and industrialism. Both are splendid in their own ways.
  • Lincolnism - Your moderatism get in my fucking nerves, but I'm glad you defeated that inbreed whitetrash "country", and liberated the slaves.
  • Zelenskyism - Slava Ukraini! (Even if you're moderate, and cooperates with some nazis), I particularly like praising you to offend R*zzians.
  •  DECBism - You are very based, but not go far enough! You must become a State Liberal already!

Enemies

  • Libleft - HAHAHA! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT CAPITALISM AND AUTHORITY!
  • Christian Theocracy and Jewish Theocracy - How many times I have to tell you guys that god isn't real? At least you aren't like those terrorists!
  • Dengism - China is a fucking reactionary country ruled by a commie cartoon bear! Otherwise, you aren't so bad after all, and I likes what you are currently doing with terrorists in Xinjiang.
  • Milosevicism - Massacrating Muzzies is something so damn fucking based! But for the love of god, stop being so racist and anti-western please. Also, Kosovo is Albania, and the bombings of 98' were justified!
  • Neo-Libertarianism - At least you will be spared from the guillotine.
  • Social Hawkism - At least you will be spared from the chopper.
  • Banderaism - I appreciate your effort against Ruzzians, but nazi collaboration? Really?
  • Videlaism - You could be the second Pinochet, but you had to be an antisemite!
  • Crusadism - Yes, go kill these subhuman scums called M*slims, but I still prefer secularism for non-islamic religions.
  • Neosyndicalism - What should i even do when i get to the psychologic clinic? Fuck the psychologist (If women), or play video games with him (If men)? Also, you're a Syndicaloid Lolbert, so no.
  • Rocksism - Definely not like. The collective surprasses the individual, anarchist economics are lame, and Autonomism and Neozapatismo are القرف. But you're far from the worst, at least in my opnion.
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  • {{Meadowsin%27s_Basilisk}} - You wouldn't need to kill yourself, since falling from the choppers are a faster way to die than the rope. :)

Worst Enemies

  • Nationatards - Fuck Nationatards and their cringe politicians! I specially hates Trump and Le Pen! Also, you didn't go far enough against muslims, since I would unironically put people in nazi-style concentration camps if they believe in islam.
  • Saddamism - I love seeing people crying about the Iraq war, when it was deserved. Plus, I believe USA didn't killed enough muzzies there.
  • Putinism - I can't wait the Azov Batallion assasinate you.
  • Socialism - Eww...
  • Libertarianism - *vomits*
  • Anarchism - Clean your room for once, degenerate!
  • Anti-Atlanticism - *bombs the house of anti-atlanticists*
  • Socialism of the 21st Century - Yes, Evo got couped, get over it already!
  • Left-Wing Populism - If you likes Bernie and Corbyn so much, then why you don't go to the trash can already? Where losers go to cope.
  • Every Muslim ever - Just go to the death camps already.
  • Conservatism - The guillotine is where you will go :)
  • Communism - ...And your fate is the chopper mate.
  • Cyber Thought - Evil.
  • UnioricStransserite Thought - I can become Matt Walsh or JK. Rolling if it means making you and other Strannserites angry. Piss off!
  • N.Brioism - MY BIGGEST ENEMY! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU AND YOUR BELIEFS ARE COMPLETLY DEFEATED!
  • Distributist Reactionaryism - This could get you thrown-off from the choppers here...
  • Gamerism - It's not the time to play videogames, it's the time to breed a POC woman to have brown childs!

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  1. Talking about populist style progressives in the western world like Bernie and Corbyn, they are my enemies!