Lipostocracy

Lipostocracy
Basic Information
Aliases	Fat boy Big Chungus Average American C H O N K
Alignments	Non-Quadrant
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Pondocracy Magnitudocracy Hedocracy
Influenced	SJW American Model (Most)
Ideological Information
Notable Theorists	USA Nicholas Perry (Nikocado Avocado) (1992-present) Jon Basso (?-present) Asia Kim Jong-un (1984-present) Everyone at McDonald's
Character Information
Likes	McDonald's Junk Food Staying at home and playing video games
Dislikes	🏋️‍♂️ Exercising Vegetables "Fatphobes"

Lipostocracy, or the Rule of the Fat, is an ideology that believes the fattest person in society should rule.

Lipostocracy is practiced by many people in the USA, as more than a third of the US population is obese.

Variants

Heart Attack Grill

The Heart Attack Grill is an American restaurant created by John Basso that is currently located in Las Vegas that serves extremely unhealthy food. The Heart Attack Grill also has a policy where anyone who weighs more than 350 pounds get served food for free. The Heart Attack Grill is controversial, however, as there have been many cases of people that have died from actual heart attacks due to their food as well as the 350 pound policy. Despite the controversies and the fact that the restaurant has killed many people, the Heart Attack Grill still remains operational to this day.

The Heart Attack Grill has "nurses" as waitresses and "doctors" as waiters to fit the theme of the restaurant being dangerous. Additionally, the nurses/doctors will spank anyone who does not finish their gargantuan meal.

Nikocado Avocado Thought

Nikocado Avocado is a Ukrainian-American YouTuber who became famous for doing "mukbang" challenges, where he would eat a gargantuan portion of food every video. While Nikocado Avocado had a healthy lifestyle before he made a career on YouTube, he quickly became morbidly obese due to the fame and clout he was receiving on YouTube. Nikocado Avocado is currently still active on YouTube today.

Personality

Lipostocracy is extremely fat, and can be seen eating at McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, or any other restaurant. He absolutely hates vegetables, claiming it's rabbit food, and also hates anyone who makes fun of his weight or even encourages them to make better life habits.

Relationships

Friends

• SJW - Criticism of my weight is fatphobia!
• Double Cheeseburger - Come here, my precious!
• Corporatocracy - McDonald's, Burger King, and Taco Bell are all based!
• Alt-Right - You may deny it, but most of you follow me.
• State Atheism - Same with you.
• Taco Neoliberalism - Tacos are based!
• Hedonism - Eating gives me pleasure!
• American Model - ♪Over there! Over there! Spread the food! Spread the food! Over there!♪
• Your mother - Literally me!

Enemies

• Traditionalism - Junk food is not immoral.
• Christian Theocracy - Did you really have to make gluttony a sin?
• Islamic Theocracy and Jewish Theocracy - And you believe pork is a sin!
• Social Darwinism - Stop trying to make me exercise!
• Veganarchism - Stop trying to make me eat rabbit food!
• Communism - Communism is when no food!