How to make Garfield Juice
So I'm a bit of an energy drink fanatic and I've concocted the perfect beverage for any Garfield fan.
3 liters of water
17 oranges
800mg of caffeine powder
Raw chicken (whole)
Orange food dye
Pre heat oven to 600f. Bring 2L of water to boil on stove top. Add the caffeine powder to the boiling water and stir. Once stirred, add oranges to caffeine-water one at a time, and remove each orange after 5 minutes. Discard boiling water. Insert each caffenated orange into raw chicken and bake in oven for 17 hours on a baking tray. Remove chicken. The chicken and oranges should be unrecognizable. Crush all contents of the baking tray into ash and add the ash to the remaining one liter of water. Add orange food dye to the solution. Serve the Garfield juice chilled.
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