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Gamerism
Gamerism is the self-insert and beliefs of Wiki User and white Israelite, Minority slayer.
The ideology preaches gamer rights and technological acceleration.
"Kobusonsan daisuki! I love cobson, oua oua"
Economy 
The economy would be (mostly) revolved around the gaming industry under Gamerism. All forms of 
economic leftism should be strongly opposed, as Call of Duty Modern Warfare could only exist under free-market capitalism.
There would, however, be some regulations that prevent companies from collecting (or selling) unnecessary/overly sensitive data on their users.
Civics 
In regards to civics, I adhere to some form of 
Authoritarian Libertarianism, because as much as i hate 
le guberment for constantly looking at me 
searching history 
, i believe it could be used to prevent data mining and to troll minorities. 
I also believe that 
corporations should be represented in politics.
I am also an avid supporter of 
post-humanist rule because supercomputers could be more efficient at implementing my agenda and decision making.
Social Policy 
As an 
ultra-conservative, i obviously believe that 
women should be sent back to the kitchen where they belong.
I also believe that all 
Lgbbqia0010101+ niggas are to be sent to concentration camps. except bisexuals
The aryan race are descendents of the 
gods and therefore are more fit to rule and should be put above other races.
Education 
The school system is highly outdated and needs to be reformed to fit into an everchanging world. I propose that schools (mostly) teach their students how to 
code and computer programming so that they can become game developers in the future.
Relationships
Frens
Alt-Right - Gemmy!- Gamerism - Yeah im a gamer, and by gamer i mean hyper-racist sexist fascist.
Manosphere - Fellow harrassing women enjoyer.
Nazism - You did nothing wrong. Sieg Heil! 🙋🏼♂️
Moon Man Thought - Best doom mod.
Altruism - You got games on yo phone?
Collectivism - Gamers have to stick together. unless if they're on the opposite team
Social Darwinism - Battle royale games are so fun.
Frenemies
Slayerism - Why cant you slay minorities instead of demons?
Dad - Stop cutting into my game time!
Mom - Just five more minutes, mom.
Enemies
Feminism - You belong in the kitchen!
Police Statism - Police i swear to god, not simping for a child.
SJW - You retards are why i can't say nigger on roblox chat!
Islamic Theocracy - Free Israel!
"Zionism" - Well well well [1]
Black Nationalism - Nill all Kiggers. Phite Wower
Frens
Prole Thought - Very based. You hate wom*n as much as i do. I'll also ignore the fact that you're a commie 
Rigby Thought - HOLY BASED! You're a slavery-supporting imperialistic homophobe.
DECBism - While you appear to be a libtard, you love nazis and white supremacy just as much as me. 
DECBism - No, btw look what I added in the dislikes in my page 
Frenemies
Mordecaism - Your economics are actually really based, too bad you believe in the Harm Principle.
Enemies
Brazilian Liberalism - Eugenics is based but the rest is cringe and retardpilled.
Hoodism - Quite literally my opposite in every way. Also, Individualistic Communism is an oxymoron.
- Venatrixism - how is it a oxymoron exactly?
- Collective ownership doesn't really scream individuality to me
- Venatrixism - how is it a oxymoron exactly?
Temujin Leeism - This ideology is weird and your economics make no sense, like what would even incentivize people to share?
- ↑ They are fake "jews" because Europeans (specifically Germans) are the true descendents of the tribe of Judah