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"People can really believe anything these days!" - Ismism

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Lankajori Thought is a Minarchist, Conservative, and Irish Republican ideology that seeks to entirely liberate Ireland from Authoritarian and British tyranny and set up a Libertarian and Anti-Democratic Republic that ensures the freedom of all Irishmen and Irishwomen.

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Economic Theory

The Fully Free Market
The Economy Should be Fully De-Regulated. No Bail-Outs, no state interference, full Austrian School Economics. This drives Competition which is the best thing for any society.

Governmental and Communitarian Donationalism
People should be able to make a conscious decision to donate to whichever Government or Local cause may be posted up. They donate to what THEY want to and know exactly where their donations are being used.

Fiscal Conservatism
The Government should follow a model of Fiscal Conservatism-as in they spend less to tax less. This allows the general population to worry less about their financial situation on the daily.

Principles of Liberty

Minarchism
The State should be as minimal as possible, with only Police, Military, Post Offices, Courts, and a Central General Government for Lawmaking. This makes it so that the government doesn't have their toes in everything you do (*cough* *cough* United States *cough*)

The NAP and Opportunistic Liberty
The Non-Aggression Principle is key to any Libertarian Society. It allows people to do basically whatever they want as long as they don't interfere with other people doing basically whatever they want. The NAP would be enforced by the Court System.

Governmental Structure
The Government would be run by a Parliament that makes Law and Government decisions on what laws may be put into place to enforce the NAP. The members would be decided through a Meritocracy that when a day comes when a Parliament member resigns (which they have the full right to do) or their term expires, a new member is chosen based on who is most qualified candidate in the pool. This is all enforced through the Constitution.

Why Democracy Doesn't Work
Democracy is an institution that rewards who can win a popularity contest between candidates that most likely, don't have your best interests in mind .

Why the Prussian School System Doesn't Work
The Prussian school system should be abolished and instead we should go back to the original Colonial method of only Private Schools existing and Public Education just not existing.

Ireland a Nation

Irish Heritage and Tradition
Irish culture must be preserved in a few core tenants:

Catholicism - The Catholic Faith is an essential part of the Irish identity. It not only represents an opposition to English Imperialism, but strives to help us achieve salvation in the most full-proof way.
- This doesn't mean the colonisation, conversion, or discrimination against protestants, they may achieve salvation their way as all Christians no matter denomination will be saved as long as they are true Christians. And giving them the same treatment they gave us makes us no better.

Music - As you can see from my song selection, I very much enjoy Irish traditional, folk, and Republican music (It's really all I listen to), these songs are a key cornerstone in Irish Culture.

The Revolutionary Nationalist Spirit - The spirit of the Irish nation relishes in both the recovering our freedom and the expulsion of tyranny in our land, the glorious rebellious spirit must remain for all of time, lest we fall to tyranny once again.

The Sins of the British
Now I'm fine with the English, I'm no racist, but the problem is the "British" identity. Now purely cultural identities are still acceptable identities (Such as Dixie or Belgium), but the "British" identity is a purely godless rampant imperial mindset that has left countries around the world in rubble. This "shared identity" must be stopped and replaced with self-sufficiency for England and it's subjects.

Honoring Irish Heroes
The Heroes who fought and died for Ireland must be commemerated and celebrated for all of time, as dying for your countrymen and homeland is the Nobelist thing one can do.

Rural and Agrarian Doctrine

The Negative Impact of Urbanism
Urbanism has caused poverty, hunger, and general agricultural incompetence. Agrarianism will mean you dont have to pay for food (you can if you want but the average person would just eat what they make), and ruralism allows for traditional values to spread. Big cities often sprout Atheism and anti-capitalism as exploitation of workers is high in cities. Where as Agrarian self-employment allows for you to be your own boss and you to seek Liberty, God and National Unity.

Ideal Society Model
I imagine a world where one wakes up early to work their farms all day. Building values in whatever family they have and themselves. The only days the wouldn't be on the farm all day are Friday, where they would go down the road to the town square and buy and sell their products on the market, and Sunday, where they would go to church.

Inexclusive Conservatism

The Three Types of People and Conservatism as a Verb
Conservatism (as I see it) is an action and goal that can be achieved by anyone. Out of the three types of people:

Traditional Ordinaries (people seen as normal people in society to people in the past) (Heterosexuals, anybody seen as "normal") These are the most likely people to want to achieve conservatism
Conceivable Taboos (People who were shunned by the people of the past but people still knew what they were and that's why they were shunned) (Homosexuals, that's about it) These people may fall into either camp
Inconceivable Taboos (Those who didn't exist in the past and are creations of modernism and are the only type to actually oppose conservatism by their nature alone) (Transgenders, Radical Feminists, SJW's) They obviously are against Conservatism

As a Conceivable Taboo (Bisexual), I believe that Conservatism should be achieved by the most people it can be, with Traditional Ordinaries and Conceivable Taboos. Inconceivable Taboos are by nature against conservatism as they did not even exist in the past.

(Yes I'm Transphobic, deal with it lol).

Eco-Conservatism
Conservation of the enviorment is priority, especially without mass industrialization, the environment would be emphasized.

The Revolution

Praxis
Reform is optimal unless it is impossible or reform has been tried and failed for a very long period of time, like... 800 years...

The IRA
We will need a paramilitary to bring about the revolution, there are three possibilities of what we could do about that:

The Continuity - This is the best option as they have the most reputation (and are my favorite IRA), but this wouldn't be likely and even be risky considering they wouldn't align with my views
Aontú - A new IRA through Aontú is a possibility, though a fanbase wouldn't be as popular and their Paternalistic nature is a bit odd.
A new IRA - A newly made IRA with libertarian conservative Characteristics is unlikely to work but with a little populism is definitely a possibility.

Inter-IRA Relations
Provos are ok. Continuity is best. Official sucks. New and Real are great. RAAD is eh. INLA is stinky. Ok? ok.

The Fight
We would build up our support through Republican and National-Revolutionary Populism and eventually our IRA would perform a final strike in Dublin and take power in the "Republic". Creating the Irish Republic (yes, it's a continuation of the original Irish Republic). Eventually our ideals would spread to the north and eventually we'd perform a final strike in Belfast and we take over the 6 counties.

Afterwards
We will set up a Libertarian Republic in Ireland and operate as a semi-isolationist non-interventionist state unless its something that's hurts us or our fellow celts.

Relationships

True sons of Erin:

Reformist Marxism - Literally me!

Irish Republicanism - Ireland Unfree shall Never be at Peace!

Homoconservatism - Glad we're taking them out.

Socialism - Oh Socialism, my dear old friend. You are beautiful with Democracy but those who have tainted you have molded you. I just hope the cappies stop blaming you for all of the problems caused by the Soviet government.

Furryocracy - Acceptable. ~~literally me doe.~~

Pretty cool:

Nationalism - You are essential to any functioning society but some of your followers are... odd...

Progressivism - You're pretty chill but please stop hanging out with them .

Provos and Shidlibs:

Provoism - Pretty cool as you stuck it to the Brits. But for the love of god GET OUT OF THE DÁIL!

Social Democracy - Cowards.

Stinky:

Capitalism - You're only acceptable in VERY SPECIFIC SITUATIONS

Marxism-Leninism - Stain on this Earth. No food is crazy.

Stickies and Th*tcherites:

National Socialism - Face the wall.

Imperialism - Total British death.

True sons of Erin:

Pretty cool:

Provos and Trumpy Wumpies:

Stinky:

Stickies and Th*tcherites:

Who I would've Voted for

1788- George Washington

1792- George Washington
1796- Thomas Jefferson
1800- Thomas Jefferson
1804- Thomas Jefferson
1808- James Madison
1812- James Madison
1816- James Monroe
1820- James Monroe
1824- JQA
1828- JQA
1832- Henry Clay
1836- WHH
1840- WHH
1844- Henry Clay
1848- Zachary Taylor
1852- Winfield Scott
1856- Millard Filmore
1860- John C. Breckinridge
1864- Abraham Lincoln
1868- Ulysses S Grant
1872- Ulysses S Grant
1876- Rutherford B Hayes
1880- James A Garfield
1884- Grover Cleveland
1888- Grover Cleveland
1892- Grover Cleveland
1896- William McKinley
1900- William McKinley
1904- Theodore Roosevelt
1908- William Howard Taft
1912- William Howard Taft
1916- Charles Evans Hughes
1920- Warren G Harding
1924- Calvin Coolidge
1928- Herbert Hoover
1932- FDR
1936- Alf Landon
1940- Wendell Willkie
1944- Thomas Dewey
1948- Harry Truman
1952- Dwight D. Eisenhower
1956- Dwight D. Eisenhower
1960- Richard Nixon
1964- Barry Goldwater
1968- Richard Nixon
1972- John Hospers
1976- Roger McBride
1980- Ronald Reagan
1984- Ronald Reagan
1988- George HW Bush
1992- George HW Bush
1996- Harry Browne
2000- George W Bush
2004- Michael Badnarik
2008- Bob Barr
2012- Gary Johnson
2016- Gary Johnson