Lolcowism

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Lolcowism
Basic Information
Aliases	CWC Model Online Kakistocracy
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Kakistocracy Autism (mostly) Schizocracy (some) Trollerism (some, accused)
Influenced	CWC Model Polcompball users who were/are Lolcows: 16384ism Brazilian Liberalism (initially, now opposed to the general idea) DECBism Jeff1123 Thought Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism N.Brioism Volker41ism
Character Information
Likes	Being the center of the attention Being mocked Dumbness Autism
Dislikes	Trolls (most of the time)

“Did I cook? But anyways, do you guys think I cooked?”

P. “Volker41” Schäfer (2016-2024)

“LEGAL DISCLAIMER!!! Volker41ism is a 100% legal ideology that rejects any form of violence. Volker41 is not legally responsible for what trolls might do or say while pretending to either be him or support him. Volker41 himself would never engage in any acts of violence and seeks the common good only through legal activism and writing.”

Volker41

Lolcowism is not an ideology, but rather a term for internet users who are constantly mocked by other users due to their stupid actions and doesn't know why they are being mocked. There's a difference between Lolcows and Trolls, since Trolls are always ironical and for most of the time have the purpose of making people laugh while Lolcows doesn't have this purpose and are often serious in their actions.

Current Polcompball Lolcows

Dony/Dark Egg Chocolate Bowser

“Even doe im not genocidal for wanting Total Communists Death.”

Dony N. Larson

Former Polcompball Lolcows

Person 16384

You can add more Lolcows in this page. Being them former or currently, Lolcows are the same.