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Dwarfocracy is a joke ideology that believes the shortest person in a country should rule.
Personality
Dwarfocracy is extremely short, with a measly height of only 1 inch tall. Dwarfocracy loves playing limbo, as you have to either be extremely short or extremely flexible to win. Dwarfocracy is the enemy of 
Giantocracy.
How to Draw
- Draw a tiny circle
- Divide the circle into 3 vertical sections
- Fill the left and right sections with orange
- Draw the number 5 in the middle section (for the joke that anyone under 6 feet is short)
- Add the eyes and you are done!
Friends
Napoleon Bonaparte - He shows that short people are superior!
- Why does everyone keep calling me short?! I'm actually average height (for the time!)
- Limbo - Best sport, as you have to be short to win.
Jeunism - Children are shorter, so based. 
Gerontocracy - Short people live longer than t*ll people, so you are also based. 
1511384ism - Literally the most perfect ideology on Earth!
Frenemies
Long Blockism - Super short heightwise, but super long horizontally. and if you are rotated 90 degrees, you are extremely tall.
Enemies
Santaism - FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT AN ELF!
Giantocracy - STOP USING ME AS A BASKETBALL!
Fordism - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL SHORT PEOPLE LOW-CASTE IN YOUR "UTOPIA?!"
Tall Blockism - Long Blockism rotated.
External Links
*List of Shortest People
Mara Altman: There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short