These ones don't conserve: 
But those do: 
Everything wrong with the world
Template:UserMatteel - Only thing modern day conservatives conserve are massive debts and the wealth of the rich elite. Not to mention its absolutely terrible cultural policies that only regress society backwards.
Good idea, but in practice worthless
Template:KaiserKlausMouse: The problem with Conservatism is that unlike progressivism, when they lose, they never get back up again, because once some woke law gets out into place, just wait 10 years and conservatives will be defending it. When progressives fail to put a woke law into place, they just try again. This is why I don't really like calling myself a conservative anymore, because I don't want to conserve the status quo.
The problem with modern conservatism
They are ok with technological advancement. You cannot advocate for traditional values while liking advanced technology, because the latter will break the former. This is why neocons are not conservative - too technological.