User:Borkerface2007

FreePCB Staff Member
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Borkerface1776 (Old Username, still on some platforms)
Borker (Usually what people call me irl or online)
Borqueer
Bobker
Bokber
Borkir
Borkboy
Borka
Boka
Borkissker
Border
Ethan
Feel free to add ones below
|name = Iefan Alstūd |gender = Male |pronouns = He/ Him or They/Them |birthday = Jan. 4 2007 |mbti = INFP (“The Mediator”)

|ideology = IRL Ideology

Self Inserts

Alstūdism

|nationality = * Norwegian-American

|ethnicity =

Norwegian (79%)
Sámi (13%)
Lithuanian (8%)

|sexuality = Asexual (In theory)
Bisexual (In reality)
Homosexual Homophobe (In practice😔)
100% STRAIGHT 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 (IN FACT)
|language = English
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Norwegian (Bokmål)
Latin
Spanish (basics)
French (basics)

Ones I want to Learn

Polish
German
Icelandic

|religion = Ásatrú |likes = Norway
Kaizers Orchestra
Reading Theory
History and especially Interwar History
Films and Analyzing them
High Fantasy and S&S
Rimworld
[[File:Drwho.png Doctor Who
Men (Accused, Erroneously)
|dislikes = Sweden
Being too poor to afford theory
The West and it's Imperialist Tendencies
Rude People
Women
|interests = Grand Strategy, Politics, Geography, Golf, Botany, and Drawing, |reddit = u/Borkerface1905 |discord = .borkerface |twitter = @Borkerface |works = Folkish Syndicalism Manifesto

Userboxes

This user is Borker, the owner and sysop of FreePCB
""Democratically Elected Sysop, of course""

This user joined in 2023.
"The beginning of the Free Polcompball wiki."

This user is AuthLeft.
"When the government does stuff."

This user is Syndicalist
"There is power in a union!"

This user is Socialist
"The proletariat is equal!"

This user is a Corporatist
"Class collaboration and third positionism"

This user is a technocrat.
"The experts can't be wrong, right?"

This user is Eco-Authoritarian.
"Burn the coal, pay the toll."

This user is a Progressive Conservative
"Respect our traditions and gay weddings!"

This user is a Feminist
"My body, my choice!"

This user is Nationalist.
"Blood and soil!"

This user is an Diaspora Nationalist.
"Stanistan Strong! - sent from Neighborstan "

This User believes in collectivism
"No, I dont care about your personal problems"

This user has severe anxiety.
"Stress makes me vomit blood all day."

This user is an Ásatrúar
"*Sacrifices children to one of the 1837 gods*"

This user is hella gay.
"Alphabet Mafia Unite!"

This user is American
"Want some oil on those burgers?"

This user is Hoi4 player
"*proceeds to explain how the Nazis could've won WW2*"

This user is atleast 80% one ethnicity
"PVRE ARVAN VVARRIOR"

This user uses discord.
"I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon…"

This user uses twitter.
"It's called X, and the 8 Dollars were totally worth it!"

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If you have any questions for me, you can reach me at +1 614-980-4615, or [email protected]

"Biography"

Hallo I am Borker, current owner and sysop of FPCB, as well as the founder of the website. I'm pretty active on both here and Discord. I'm a Norwegian-American living in Columbus Ohio. My irl name is Iefan Alstūd, and I currently reside in Clintonville Ohio, though I was born in Evansville Indiana on Janurary 4th 2007 (when are you gonna add me to notable births wikipedia?). I have an older brother and a younger brother. I am currently in high school.

Movies I Like

Rated from most favorite to least
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Pulp Fiction
3. 1917
4. Ravenous
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. Back to the Future
7. True Grit
8. All Quiet On The Western Front
9. Nightcrawler
10. Donnie Darko
11. Fargo
12. The Death of Stalin
13. The Life of David Gale
14. The Green Mile
15. Cool Hand Luke
16. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Bands/Singers I Like

Favorite bands/singers of mine, top being from my favorite down

1. Kaizers Orchestra
2. King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
3. Tame Impala
4. Marcy Playground
5. The Black Keys
6. Stasys Povilatis
7. Prudence
8. Cage The Elephant
9. Sondre Justad
10. Red Hot Chili Peppers
11. The Human League
12. Death in June
13. Neon Trees
14. Mario Judah
15. The Notorious B.I.G
16. David Bowie
17. Manowar
18. Green Day

Books I Like

Excluding Theory cause that'd be boring to list
1. A Song of Ice and Fire
2. The Stormlight Archive
3. Animal Farm
4. Blood Meridian
5. The Martian