Double Outside-In Flat Earth Theory is the objectively correct model of the earth. It combines aspects of Hollow Earth and Flat Earth theories. The hollow earths are outside in, that is, people live on the inside of the sphere.
There are four earths; 2 flat and 2 hollow. The Big Hollow Earth encompasses all other earths. In the centre of the big hollow earth is the big flat earth, under which is a crescent-shaped sun which provides the big hollow earth with sunlight. A day/night cycle is simulated by the big hollow earth rotating. The big flat earth and the crescent sun are stationary.
The small hollow earth plays the role of the moon to the denizens of the big hollow earth. It hovers above the big flat earth, on which it is always night. The small hollow earth encompasses the small flat earth, as well as a rotating celestial object that plays the role of both sun and moon for both small hollow and flat earths.
Variants
Conorian Double Outside-In Flat Earth Theory
Conorian DOIFET posits that the big flat earth does in fact experience day as well. It believes that there is a hole in the big hollow earth, and that there is a sun outside it that will allow the big flat earth to experience day
Relations
Zealots
- Conorism and National Wodenism - They created me to prevent total chat death
- CarrotsRppl2ism - A true devotee
- Messardism - A #realnigga and true Double Outside-In Flat Earth theorist
Sheep
- Hydra'ism - Dear Brother, you're so close yet so far