Matarchy

Not to be confused with the real Matriarchy.

Joke "Fuck them, they can't take a joke!" - Subgenius This page is a joke, don't take this serious if you are easily offended.

Matriarchy
Basic Information
Aliases	Matarchy
Alignments	Non-Quadrant
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Matriarchy (the real version)
Ideological Information
Notable Examples	Most Mosques
Character Information
Likes	Mats People who like mats
Dislikes	People who don't like mats Pats

Matriarchy is a joke ideology that believes whoever owns the most mats should rule the country. This is in contrast to the real Matriarchy that believes women and mothers should rule.

Personality

Matriarchy is a mat. As such, most other ideologies don't notice her, as she is usually sitting on the floor. She also hates it when other people get her dirty, despite that being part of her purpose.

How to Draw

1. Draw a flat rectangle
2. Draw pink around the perimeter
3. Draw black next to the pink perimeter
4. Draw white inside of those two layers
5. Draw black again inside of the three layers you have
6. Fill the rest with pink
7. Add eyes and you are done!

Relationships

Friends

• Islamic Theocracy - Thanks for using mats in all of your beautiful mosques!
• Flat Earthism and Reversism - Any flat character is a friend of mine!
• Capitalism and Corporatocracy - Thank you for selling mats for consumers to buy!
• Turkmenistan - Literally has traditional mats on it's flag!

Frenemies

• File:Showerism.pngShowerism - Most showers have mats in them, but most people ignore me when they take showers AND STOP GETTING ME WET!!!
• Bathism - Same as above.

Enemies

• Matriarchy - Stop stealing my spotlight!
• Mathocracy - You also have a name that is to similar to mine.
• Dogs and Cats - Stop getting me dirty!
• Pigs - You especially!
• Kakistocracy - Stop chewing on me! I am not food!
• File:FireFem.pngTHESE PEOPLE LITERALLY ON FIRE!!! - MOVE AWAY FROM ME! I AM FLAMMABLE!!!
• Omni-Market - THE PATRIARCHY!!!