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“Being made human without the possibility of BEING human; the cruelest of all punishments.”


Columbinism is the collective ideas and ideology expressed by the 1999 Columbine Highschool massacre perpetrators, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, known as School Shooterism, or Harisism and Kleboldism individually, respectively. Since the Columbine massacre, Columbinism has been the inspiration for several "copycats", mostly teenagers, who adopted the ideology into their own beliefs.

Newer adaptations of the ideology may differentiate from the original two shooter's beliefs, however it usually always is connected to an existing mental ailment, which is often worsened by personal issues such as bullying, Incelism, etc.

Beliefs

Harrisism

Not to be confused with Harrisism, the beliefs of Kamala Harris.

Harrisism, named after Columbine shooter Eric Harris, believes in creating utter chaos to the point where the entire world is like a giant game of DOOM or Duke Nuke 'Em. He wants to live out his dream of becoming a god and killing everyone while everyone else in the world is enjoying the action too.

Kleboldism

Kleboldism, named after Columbine shooter Dylan Klebold, has very similar beliefs to Harrisism, but his urge to commit praxis comes more from a want to die rather than an apathy towards the idea of dying. He believes there is little distinction between other people and DOOM zombies, and thus the world should be plunged into a murderous warzone. He also believes it is okay to steal and that all losses done to the victims of thievery is really just survival of the fittest, such as that time Dylan and Eric stole recording equipment from some guy's van.
He also believes it is desirable to kill as much people as possible, an idea inspired by events such as the 1995 Oklahoma City Bombing, which he wanted to exceed the death toll of.

Neo-Columbinism

Neo-Columbinism, also known as Columbinstanism or Columbinerism, is the ideology that supports the modern romantization of the Columbine massacre/shooters by females, specifically on Tumblr.

Personality

Columbinism is a borderline psychopath. He might seem like an ordinary teen, even if you've known him for while, but he has constant fantasies of death, murder and destruction. He is a very big fan of DOOM, dark music, weapons, and violent things. He has a history of not handling rejection too well, especially from girls.
He is currently planning an attack on your school.

How To Draw

Flag of Columbinism
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Color it navy.
  3. Give it sunglasses and a black trench.
  4. Draw a grey Darwinist symbol.
  5. (OPTIONALLY) Give it a gun.
  6. You're done!

Alt Design

Flag of Columbinism
  1. draw a white ball.
  2. divide it in two in the middle, keep the left part white but add the words: "Natural Selection" in black and, fill the right part with black and add the words "WRATH" in red.
  3. draw him a cap.
  4. draw a black raincoat.
  5. draw a gun or weapon like this
  6. Add eyes
  7. and you're done!

Neo Columbinism Design

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Color it fuchsia.
  3. Give it sunglasses and a black trench.
  4. Draw a light grey stripe through the ball. (#d4d4d4)
  5. Optional: Draw a bow on the top.
  6. Optional: Draw a phone.

Relationships

Friends

  • Psychiatrism - Thank you for giving me those meds. I couldn't have did it without them.
  • Chaosism - I will create infinite chaos.
  • Anarcho-Darwinism - I will kill them all in a fury of doom and chaos!
  • Neo-Filmism - I made some good films with you before. If only you could've seen the foreboding elements and dark irony I was trying to portray!
  • Gamerism - Just like the simulations! I see no difference between you and real life. Gamer moment!
  • National Socialism - If you recall your history the Nazis came up with a "final solution" to the Jewish problem... kill them all. well incase you havent figured it out yet, I say, "K I L L M A N K I N D" no one should survive.
  • Turnerism - Nazism but more based.
  • Social Darwinism - Isnt america supposed to be the land of the free? how come, If im free, I cant deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions If he leaves then sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle fucking nowhere on a Fri fucking day night. NATURAL SELECTION. fucker should be shot
  • Illegalism - Like I said, he had all his stuff just laying there. Fucker had it coming.
  • Jewish-Nazism - Yes. I'm partially Jewish and am a Hitler enjoyer.
  • Incelism - You're alright, don't go to school tomorrow.
  • Adultism - I hate Jon-Benet Ramsey and young smokers.
  • Jihadism - I am a fan of Osama bin Laden; I can't stop fanboying over your massacre plots. Also I came up with the idea to fly a plane into a building first. You're welcome.
  • Atheist Conservatism - Y'know, you're alright. Don't come to school tomorrow.
  • Racism - ...yes I hate and I guess I want others to know it, yes I'm racist and I don't mind. Niggs and spics bring it on themselves, and another thing, I am very racist towards white trash p.o.s.s they deserve the hatred, otherwise I probably wouldn't hate them. Its a tragedy, the human nature of people will lead to their downfall...
  • Esoteric Fascism - ...I love the nazis too... by the way, I fucking cant get enough of the swastika, the SS, and the iron cross. Hitler and his head boys fucked up a few times and it cost them the war, but I love their beliefs and who they were, what they did, and what they wanted...

Frenemies

  • Jokerism - We truly live in a society, but what is this bullshit about "helping people". Some people are just obviously superior than others
  • Chemical Adultism - YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?---YOUNG SMOKERS!they think they are so god damn cool with their big bad ciggarettes and their "sooo cool" attitude. I cant wait until they are about 25 and have they have to breathe through their fucking necks and talk with a computer hooked up to their X-vocal cords. I like liquor and being cool, so hands off my beer
  • Freedom of Speech - God i just LOVE freedom of speech. YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?---Freedom of the press. I hate that part of the Bill of Rights.
  • Lutheran Theocracy - mmm,Dylan Klebold is Semi-Luteran,But You are Weird.
  • Neo-MugiKotobuki8814ism - Thanks for being my biggest fan in the Polcompball community and creating pages of school shooters, but you are so fat and miserable to actually carry out a school shooting.

Enemies

  • Christian Democracy - Do you believe in God?
  • Paleoconservatism and Christian Conservatism - So what if DOOM and videogames caused Columbine? That's a good thing!
  • Rebelism - Same with you.
  • Police Statism - FUCKING COPS I'LL PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOU!
  • Galactic Imperialism, Confederalism, and Kakistocracy - “YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? Cuuuuuuuuhntryyyyyyyyyy music!!! …“YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? People who say that wrestling is real!! …“YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? People who use the same word over and over again! … Read a f—in book or two, increase your vo-cab-u-lary f*ck*ng idiots.”“YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? STUPID PEOPLE!!! Why must so many people be so stupid!!? … YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? When people mispronounce words! and they dont even know it to, like acrosT, or eXspreso, pacific (specific), or 2 pAck. learn to speak correctly you morons.YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? STAR WARS FANS!!! GET A FaaaaaaRIGIN LIFE YOU BORING GEEEEEKS!
  • Bullyism - No, you goddamn piece of punk-ass shit, do not mess with that freaking kid, if you do, I'll rip off your goddamn head and shove it so far up your freaking ass, you'll be coughing up dandruff for four freaking months.
  • Child Beauty pageants - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!? ---Jon binay however the fuck you spell her spoiled ass name Ramsee!!! We dont care! Good fucking riddens!! What the fuck do you expect if you fucking put your kid in all these beauty pagents when shes 4 years old!! SLUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!! I bet her damn dad did it. Fuckin perrrv.
  • Black Nationalism - I didn't know black brains could fly that far

Further Information

Wikipedia

Literature

Other Information

Tumblr Links

  1. columbine (general columbiner crap)
  2. columbiner (more general columbiner stuff)
  3. reb (Eric Harris stanners)
  4. vodka (Related to hard liquor and Dylan Klebold stanners)
  5. rebdomine (Eric Harris stanners)
  6. rebdoomer (Eric Harris stanners)
  7. rebandvodka (Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold stanners)
  8. ericharris (Eric Harris stanners)
  9. dylanklebold (Dylan Klebold stanners)
  10. 4/20/99 (Columbiner stuff, named after the day of the massacre)
  11. rebeldomyne (Eric Harris stanners + plus some other stuff)

Gallery

  • Neo-Columbinism Design

    Neo-Columbinism Design

Navigation

References

  1. ↑ ...yes I hate and I guess I want others to know it, yes I'm racist and I don't mind. Niggs and spics bring it on themselves, and another thing, I am very racist towards white trash p.o.s.s they deserve the hatred, otherwise I probably wouldn't hate them. Its a tragedy, the human nature of people will lead to their downfall...
  2. ↑ Dylan's Soviet Pin
  3. ↑ Dylan's Internet username was Vodka
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