×
Create a new article
Write your page title here:
We currently have 2,528 articles on Polcompball Wiki. Type your article name above or click on one of the titles below and start writing!



Polcompball Wiki
Revision as of 11:26, 16 February 2020 by wikia:polcompball>KilroyIsThere (Added relations with other polcompballs)

Libertarianismball, or more simply libertarianball, is a libertarian, capitalist, and culturally variable ideology. He inhabits the Libertarian-Right quadrant (purple or yellow) of The Political Compass almost completely on the right horizontally, and between Classical-Liberalismball (above) and Minarchismball (below) vertically. He believes in a very limited government and the natural (negative) rights of life, liberty, and property. Like his more extreme brother, AnCapball he follows the principle of non-aggression, known as the NAP (Non-Aggression Principle). But, he would very cautiously permit a limited government as a necessary evil to enforce it.

Libertarianismball is more extreme than Classical-Liberalismball but less so than Minarchismball. He gets along the best with these two. He also gets along well with AnCapball, Capitalismball, Objectivismball, Paleolibertarianismball, and Libertarian-Conservatismball. Sometimes Conservatismball tries to hang out with Libertarianismball, but he often gets annoyed by it.

Typically, Libertarianismball spends most of his existence dreaming about: shooting automatic rifles, snorting cheap store-bought cocaine, a Ron Paul presidency, and banging 16-year-old prostitutes barely done puberty (the ones brother AnCapball considers already spoiled). He is usually found waving a Gadsden Flag while yelling "taxation is theft".

Drawing Libertarianismball is very simple:

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Draw eyes on the ball.
  3. Fill the ball around the eyes with yellow (#fff301)
  4. Draw a coiled rattlesnake, and you're done!

For more detail add "DONT TREAD IN ME" or the simpler "NO STEP" under the rattlesnake.