Con Incism

Con Incism
Basic Information
Aliases	Brazilian Social Democrats True conservative
Alignments	Capitalists Status-Quo Culturally Left (in denial) Neoliberals
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Capitalism Chicago School (Usually) Conservative Feminism Homoconservatism Liberalism Neoconservatism Neoliberalism Progressivism (in denial)
Influenced	American Republicanism Pragerism Shapiroism Neo-Afunshillinterism Toucanism
Ideological Information
Notable Examples	Afunhumaninter
Character Information
Likes	Conserving the GDP Worshiping the Invisible Hand Economic Anarchism
Dislikes	Actually conserving anything other than the GDP Socialism The government literally doing anything

Con Incism is an ideology that is used to describe the tendencies of most mainline "conservative" think tanks in Western countries. Con Incism usually supports many ideas palatable with the modern cultural center-left, such as miscegenation, homosexuality, and cultural libertarianism. At the same time, Con Incism is economically far-right, as they believe the state should not do anything.

While nobody describes themselves as a "Con Incer," many mainstream groups, such as the Wall Street Journal, PragerU, the Daily Wire and the National Review have all been described as "Con Inc." by people in the more dissident right.

Personality

Con Incism acts like a stereotypical United States Republican politician, who constantly uses cliché talking points (such as how anything to the left of the Chicago School economically is "LITERALLY COMMUNISM," or how the state should not do anything.) Con Incism is also very populist, and tries to appeal to the masses, mainly those who are culturally in the center.

Relationships

Friends

• Capitalism - The only good economic system.
• Fiscal Conservatism - We both care about conserving the GDP.
• Right-Wing Populism - My loyal supporters. We will totally win the next election.
• Neoconservatism - Invading countries solely for profit and "muh democracy" is based.
• Homoconservatism - You can totally be conservative and campaign for homosexuality!
• Conservative Feminism - You can totally be conservative and campaign for feminism!
• Libertarianism - MUH INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM!
• Democracy - Political egalitarianism is based.
• Neo-Afunhumaninterism - We both shill to the false god of money.
• Zionism - We must protect Israel at all costs! (Israel is the only nation-state that deserves to exist)
• Toucanism - You are only considered Right-Wing because the politics in Brazil are generally more left-leaning? based! thought, i might be pretty upset because That prick managed to shift the Brazilian Politics to the right.

Frenemies

• Anarcho-Capitalism - Libertarianism and capitalism is based, but anarchy is a little too far. Also, your anti-democracy is bad for PR.
• Brazilian Liberalism
• Alt-Lite - Pretty good, but stop hanging around him so much. He is problematic!
• Progressivism - I may pretend to hate you in public but I am secretly just an earlier version of you.

Enemies

• Conservative Socialism - Nooooo you can't be conservative and be socialist!!!!!
• Keynesian School - Not wanting economic anarchism? LITERALLY USSR!!!!!
• Christian Theocracy - I appeal to you, but why do you rebuke me?
  • For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil, for which some have strayed from the faith in their greediness, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. (1 Timothy 6:10)
• Welfare Chauvinism - Proof the Democratic Party is racist!