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Interview
Note: Less important parts will be represented as (…).
: Diego Arturo Silva Beltrán (Interviewee)
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: Who would be your favorite philosophers or who are your favorite philosophers?
: Schopenhauer, Emil Cioran, and Nietzsche.
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: Do you have or have you had children, sons or daughters?
: Yes, I had one, but the state took her away because she didn't get along well with me, and my ex-wife also took her from me.
: How many wives have you had?
: Three. They all separated from me because they were wicked, and they hated my behavior and were heretics because they didn't believe I was God.
: Are you a musician, poet, and actor?
: Yes, I don't remember where I studied, but I'm also a philosopher, and I studied with a lousy classmate because she didn't give me money when I asked for it.
: Do you consider yourself a narcissist?
: No, I repudiate them, as well as immigrants and thieves.
: Are you a Homofascist? That is, a homosexual fascist.
: No, but I am a fetishist. I love black women. And I love inserting things into my anus to increase excitement.
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: Would you consider yourself a fascist?
: Why did you fall into drugs?
: Because I had a vision in my dream. I dreamed that I heard a voice in my head telling me to fall into drugs.
End of the interview.
Note: This is a corrected version of the interview. This is a real interview.