Everybody has an ideology,
That they really hate.
It can be left or right, and
It isn’t really based.
But there is one in particular,
We don’t speak of it lots,
It’s called Mises Instituteism,
When it comes to cringe, it calls the shots.
Who the hell created this?
I don’t want to know why.
All I know is that whenever I see it,
It makes me want to cry.
It looks like it was something,
That came out of a Seuss book,
But it is far more nefarious,
It leaves even PCBallers shook.
The ideology is bad,
Its economics even worse,
But that’s not even the bad part;
It can’t even rehearse.
Rehearse what? You may ask,
Puzzled and confused,
What I refer to are arguments,
Solid and foolproof.
Mises Instituteism has none of these,
Not even a little speck,
It is for this reason,
That it is worthy of the nasty word “heck”.
We have come to the conclusion,
That this ideology is cursed,
And with that said,
We can say that it’s the worst.
Screw you, Mises Instituteism,
You really are a prick,
I hope you jump off a cliff,
And then you cut your dick.