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<blockquote>''Not to be confused with [[File:3way.png]] {{PCB|Third Way}}.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Not to be confused with [[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]].''</blockquote>
{{Ideology
{{Ideology
|title = [[File:Ajazz.png]] Anarcho-Jazzism
|title=[[File:Ajazz.png]] Anarcho-Jazzism
|image =
|image=Anarcho-Jazzism-Livony-Portrait.png
Anarcho-Jazzism-Livony-Portrait.png
|caption=Functional Harmony is a spook!
|caption = Functional Harmony is a spook!
|aliases=AnJazz<br>
|aliases = Boltonism<br> AnJazz
Boltonism<br>
|song = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR9vJ3ukQU You Gotta Have Freedom] by Howard Johnson's Nubia
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR9vJ3ukQU Howard Johnson's Nubia - You Gotta Have Freedom]
|influences = '''Character Family:'''<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_WuGDYawFQ Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall Show]
[[File:Ego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] (Parent)<br>
|influences='''Character Family:'''<br>
[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] (Parent)<br>
[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] (Parent)<br>
[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] (Parent)<br>
[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] (Grandparent)
[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] (Grandparent)
|alignments =  
|alignments={{Info/Off}}<br>
[[File: Offcompass.png]] [[:Category:Off The Compass|Off-Compass]]
{{Name|:Category:Libertarian Left|OffLibLeft.png|#C8E4BC|LibLeft}}<br>
[[File: Libleft.png]] [[LibLeft]]
{{Info/CultLefts}}<br>
|likes=Jazz<br>Jazz<br>Jazz<br>Did I mention Jazz?|
{{Info/Anarchists}}
dislikes=Non-jazz}}
|likes=Jazz<br>
 
Jazz<br>
Jazz<br>
Did I mention Jazz?
|dislikes=Non-jazz
|theorists=
*Pascal Benvenuti (1980-)
*Daniel Carter (1945-)
*Jaki Liebezeit (1939-2007)
}}
'''Anarcho-Jazzism''', alternatively '''Boltonism''', is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, Only Jazz.  
'''Anarcho-Jazzism''', alternatively '''Boltonism''', is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, Only Jazz.  


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===Jazzistic===
===Jazzistic===
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
*[[File:Ego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Other musicians are spooks.
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Other musicians are spooks.
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Likes my <s>jizz</s> jazz.


===Kinda jazzistic===
===Kinda jazzistic===
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i10yz2t8Xhs Saxophone politics #shorts] by J.J McCullough
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i10yz2t8Xhs Saxophone politics #shorts] by J.J McCullough


=== Literature ===
===Literature===
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e1B0sJpmlYIA1OUqyBgqzn2eiSweuXaMzAxSzp7_Chc/edit?usp=sharing Understanding Anarcho-Jazzism and its current state] by "M"
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e1B0sJpmlYIA1OUqyBgqzn2eiSweuXaMzAxSzp7_Chc/edit?usp=sharing Understanding Anarcho-Jazzism and its current state] by "M"
*[https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/the-all-anarchist-jazz-band-manifesto?v=1672358400 Manifesto for an All-Anarchist Jazz Band] by Ian Fletcher


{{Navbox/Libleft}}
{{Navbox/Libleft}}
 
{{Navbox/Culturally Left}}
[[Category:Anarchists]]
{{Navbox/Anarchists}}
[[Category:Jokes]]
[[Category:Off The Compass]]
[[Category:Off-Compass]]

Latest revision as of 07:45, 14 March 2024

Not to be confused with Third Way.

Anarcho-Jazzism, alternatively Boltonism, is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, Only Jazz.

Beliefs

AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.

Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition including classical music and the realist movement.


Personality and Behavior

AnJazz is a laid back, cool ideology that's only in it for the jazz. He is a connoisseur of the history and meme culture of jazz, so he loves to make jazz references. He dislikes other types of music, seeing them as "statist".

How to Draw

  1. Draw a black circle (#000000)
  2. Fill it with lighter black (#242424)
  3. Draw the saxophone in the center:
    1. Start with the yellow body (#E8C100)
    2. Add buttons (#662700)
    3. Add ligature at end (#7F3300)
  4. (Optional)Draw a cigar
  5. Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!

Relationships

Jazzistic

Kinda jazzistic

  • Third Way - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?

Not jazzistic

Gallery

Further info

Literature


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