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|aliases = Communalist <br> Taker of Toothbrushes <br> Raeke Silas Faulkner <br> Communal Ochlocracy<br> Death for the human race (by [[File:Rothbard.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism|Rothbard]])<br> Literally communism! (according to [[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Right Unity|Right wingers]])<br> <s> Starlight Glimmer </s> | |aliases = Communalist <br> Taker of Toothbrushes <br> Raeke Silas Faulkner <br> Communal Ochlocracy<br> Death for the human race (by [[File:Rothbard.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism|Rothbard]])<br> Literally communism! (according to [[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Right Unity|Right wingers]] and [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GLBSKUsMVYo/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLDBdHK0n0QYETpvhOH2tAVW4qltnA memes])<br> <s> Starlight Glimmer </s> | ||
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Latest revision as of 01:22, 4 November 2024
Not to be confused with the non-fictional Libertarian Municipalism, South Asia Communalism and Marxism–Leninism
Communalism is an ideology that wants the complete collectivization of all property – private, personal, or public – that inhabits a far-left area outside the political compass. It is essentially Marxism, but in cult form. This means that all that can be shared will be shared (toothbrushes, means of production, funko pops, houses, etc…).
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Thomas More's Utopia
Utopia is a novel written by Thomas More. It tells a story about an island kingdom named Utopia and its inhabitants. On the island, the towns are made to have roughly equal populations. If any imbalance in population is detected, then the town’s population deviation is spread among the other towns. If there are too many people on the island, then those extra people will have to go to the mainland.
In the novel, people do not use locks for their doors. Additionally, houses are considered to be the common property of everyone in Utopia. In accordance with this belief, every 10 years, the citizens of Utopia rotate the ownership of their homes.
Jonestown/Peoples Temple
Jonestown was a Peoples Temple located in Guyana. Jonestown was essentially a cult, with Jim Jones being the cult leader. The cult involved making its members donate their personal property to the temple in exchange for basic necessities. In order to achieve greater control over the minds of his followers, Jim Jones manipulated Guyanese immigration policies in such a way so as to stop people from leaving the cult.
Anabaptists
The Anabaptists are a Christian denomination who have acquired a lot of the left-wing tendencies present in the Bible. Most significant among these beliefs is the belief that all of their followers should share their possessions with each other. This belief has shown through in the Münster rebellion, in which a group of radical Anabaptists in northern Germany attempted to form a new society based on sharing their newly collectivized property, regardless of whether it was public or private.
Amish communes
The Amish are a Christian church that originated in a schism within a group of Mennonite Anabaptists inside Switzerland. The Old Order Amish (the people we commonly call "Amish"), crafted a lifestyle that abstains from the use of most modern amenities. The Amish value the community above everything else, so they believe that working hard all of the time is the pinnacle of life. This work begins soon after Amish children reach eighth grade, as they feel that time that was once taken up by schoolwork can now be consumed with farm work.
Personality and Behavior
They love toothbrushes, and makes sure that everyone shares theirs. They are also incapable of using first person singular pronouns, and the only pronouns they can use are "We, Us, and Our". They are not to be confused with Libertarian Municipalism, who they share (heh) a name with.
How to Draw
- Draw a circle,
- Fill the circle dark red (#AB1718),
- Draw a black (#141414), but not pure black, circle in the middle of the ball,
- Fill the middle of the circle white (#FFFFFF),
- Draw this design in the circle,
- Add the eyes, and you're done!
Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
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Dark Red | #AB1718 | 171, 23, 24 | |
Black | #141414 | 20, 20, 20 | |
White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 |
Relationships
Sharing Partners
- Soulism - You really got a point, but what if they don't share?
- Hive-Mind Collectivism - Sharing a mind? Based!
- Libertarian Municipalism - Thanks for the name, comrade! Also glad to see you hate on individualists who don't want to cooperate with you. Just stop hating on us so much.
- Communitarianism - What can we say but based?
- Left-Wing Populism - You want to Nationalize time? BASED!
- Gift Economy - We love you.
Kinda Greedy
- Left Communism - Our biggest inspiration. But share your armchair and do praxis.
- Marxism–Leninism - Based but please put the guns down.
- Cultism - Our praxis is not cult-like in any way!
you must share or you will die - Distributism - We both love sharing the wealth with everyone! But you don't go far enough.
Egoists
- Anarcho-Egoism - Difference is a recipe for disaster.
- Social Darwinism - You're literally the opposite of sharing.
- Kraterocracy - You are like the above guy but even worse!
- Avaritionism - Another one?! Holy shit...
- Capitalism - That's not very gift economy of you.
- Illegalism - You can't rob us if all of it is ours, but destroy something one more time, and you will be punished by the Collective.
Further Information
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Gallery
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Old flag design