Pink Capitalism

Pink Capitalism
Basic Information
Aliases	PinkCap Progressive Capitalism Woke Capitalism SJW Capitalism Soulless Progressivism
Greatest achievement	Getting r/ConsumeProduct banned 🦀🦀🦀
Character Information
Family	Capitalism (Parent) Progressivism (Parent) Authoritarian Capitalism (Sibling) Anarcho-Capitalism (Sibling) Capitalist Communism (Sibling) Minarchism (Sibling) National Capitalism (Sibling) Progressive Conservatism (Sibling)

Pink Capitalism, or formally Progresssive Capitalism is a Culturally Far Left, Economically Right, and civically varied but usually anarchist (to fit in with Anarcho-Capitalism) ideologyball which has they/them pronouns.

PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing). Or more simply they are "the libleft of the libright" (not to be confused with ideologies in the LibLeft section of LibRight like Geolobertarianism).

Personality

PinkCaps personality is a mix between ancapball and the stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys, nintendo switches, pornography, drugs and such to LibLeft balls.

How to Draw

1. Draw a ball with Eyes
2. Draw a gold/yellow diagonal line through the ball
3. Make the above gold, and the below pink.

And you're finished.

Relationships

Friends

• LGBT Community - My target demographic of my business!
• Neoliberalism - My less radical self.
• Liberal Feminism - She gets me.
• LibRight balls - Buisness partners.

Frienemies

• Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :(

Enemies

• Hoppeanism: EVIL NAZI "ANCAP"
• Korwinism: EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST"
• National Bolshevism My arch-nemesis.
• Literally every AuthLeft and AuthRight ball for opposing economic and social views (Except State Liberalism). Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.

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