Pink Capitalism

Pink Capitalism
Fisting is $300
Basic Information
Aliases	PinkCap Pink Liberalism Rainbow Capitalism Progressive Capitalism Libertarian Neoliberalism Fake/Soulless Progressivism (By Leftists ) Just Regular Capitalism (By Conservative Socialism) Libright on Pride month (By PCM) Slacktivist SJW Capitalism Woke Capitalism Gay Capitalism Homocapitalism Van Darkholme Thought Anarcho-State Liberalism Champagne Capitalism Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Capitalism Cultural (((Capitalism))) (by National Bolshevism) Buysexual
Alignments	LibRight RightUnity (some) Culturally Left Libertarians Liberals ( Pink Liberalism, Pink Democratism) Capitalists Internationalists Feminists LGBTQ+
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Capitalism Anarcho-Capitalism LGBT Progressivism
Influenced	Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism End SARS Homokorwinism Laisvės partija State Liberalism
Ideological Information
Notable Theorists	Roy Cohn (1927-1986) USA Heizō Takenaka (1951-) Japan Van Darkholme (1972-) Vietnam / USA Kyrsten Sinema (1976-) USA Masakazu Yanagisawa (1977-) Japan Shinjirō Koizumi (1981-) Japan Dehenna Davison (1993-) UK
Notable Examples	Shinjuku Ni-chōme The Marais Twitter.com (Corporations use it but most users do not hold these beliefs) A third of companies in June
Variations
Schools of Thought	Pink Democratism/Twitter Democratism Anti-Socialism (Most) Clintonism Democratism Girlboss Feminism Green Liberalism (Most) Neoliberalism Pro-Abortion Social Liberalism (Most) Moderate Social Democracy (Some)
Character Information
Likes	Free market capitalism LGBT+ rights
Dislikes	Socialism Homophobia Transphobia
Song	Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Pink Capitalism, Rainbow Capitalism, or formally Progressive Capitalism, is a culturally left-wing, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with Anarcho-Capitalism) ideology which has they/them pronouns.

PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.

Variants

Pink Liberalism

Pink Liberalism is a version of liberalism that focuses on socially progressive ideas like gay rights, but is more economically varied than pink capitalism is. Since pink capitalism is free-market capitalist, pink liberalism is a centrist version of pink capitalism.

Pink Democratism

Pink Democratism, also known as Twitter Democratism, is pink capitalism ideologically applied to Twitter, most of the users who follow this ideology are supporters of New Democrats like Hillary and adheret to third-way neoliberalism practiced by these politicans. For the same reasons, you see a lot of content that denounces progressive democrats like Bernie Sanders.

Personality

PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys and non-straight pornography, occassionaly the same goods as normal cap, but rainbow colored.

How to Draw

Flag of Pink Capitalism

1. Draw a ball with Eyes
2. Make a diagonal line through the ball
3. Make the above gold/yellow, and the below pink/hot pink.

And you're finished.

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Yellow	#FFF200	255, 242, 0
	Hot Pink	#FB44BB	251, 68, 187
	Gold	#F9DA62	249, 218, 98
	Pink	#E966BB	233, 102, 187

Relationships

Friends

• LibRights - Business partners.
• LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
• Progressivism - My other big target demographic, they always come back everytime.
• Neoliberalism - Most modern neolibs like my cultural policies and aesthetics.
• Liberal Feminism - She gets me.
• Anarcho-Capitalism - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
• Anarcho-Naturism - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
• Libertarian Feminism - She gets me most of the time!
• Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism - A true ally of the LGBTQ community! Best friends forever!!!

Frenemies

• Rockefeller Republicanism - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind! Please dont regulate me
• Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( Thanks for buying my trans socks.
• Homofascism - Part of the LGBT community, but a statist and fascist. Thanks for buying my Pride T-shirt.
• Fordism - Why would you need to force people to take soma when you can instead sell it for profit?
• State Liberalism - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, and are arguably care equally much about helping the poor LGBTQQIP2SAA+ minorities, but why the excessive statism? I am basically just you anyways, just embrace a non-statist or anarchist view for optics and to look hip and reddit-gold worthy, if you did that you would be perfect!
• Revolutionary Progressivism - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much.
• LGBT Conservatism - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
• Dengism - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
• Thatcherism - Hell yeah! More female Neoliberal Lead.... Wait, what do you mean that you are Anti-Feminist and Conservative???
• Nazi Accelerationism - An evil homophobic Nazi... But thank you for buying my LGBT flags in order to burn them, ahahah.

Enemies

• Literally every AuthLeft ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
• Most AuthRights - Homophobic bigots who want us behind bars.
• Hoppeanism - EVIL NAZI "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
• Marxism - Commodities on pride month go brr.
• Marxism-Leninism - Cringe tankie. At least your modern followers are usually pro-LGBTQ.
• Anarcha-Feminism - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
• National Feminism - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
• Objectivism - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
• Korwinism - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
• National Bolshevism - My arch-nemesis. Why you so mean to me? :( *cries*
• Juche - You are a despotic, anti-capitalist, homophobic meanie!at least I can sell weed
• Anarcho-Fascism - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
• Conservative Socialism - Slightly better version of ReactSoc but still bad.
• Conservative Feminism - C'mon, why be a stay-at-home mom in a stable relationship when you can be a stripper at a lesbian nightclub?
• Castroism & Guevarism - EVIL COMMIES! I'm gonna sell your face on shirts anyway.
• Maoism - Homophobic commie who keeps arresting all my customers.
• Reactionary Socialism - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
• Traditionalism - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
• Alt-Right - Evil c*nservative who thinks that I am a socialist and marxist.
• Alt-Lite - I am not a commie, OK?
• Anarcho-Communism - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
• Stalinism - You sent gays to the gulag, commie scum!
• National Capitalism - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you!
• Putinism - Corrupt crony capitalist who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia.
• Fourth Theory - My polar opposite.
• Pinochetism - Commies may suck, but you are still an Authoritarian bigot

Gallery

Portraits

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  Portrait by TheGreenGuy

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  Older portrait

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  Portrait by Spade

Comics and Artwork

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  "Capitalists Compass" by Spade

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Further information

Wikipedia

• Pink capitalism
• LGBT marketing
• Pinkwashing (LGBT)
• Pink money

Online Communities

• r/PinkCapatilism

Articles

• Progressive Capitalism is Not an Oxymoron

Videos

• Pink Capitalism Month