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== Further Information == | == Further Information == |
Revision as of 03:05, 21 December 2021
Nordic Model is an economically variable, civically moderate, and culturally center-left ideology that believes in the Nordic political model. Combining market capitalism with a large welfare state and a neo-corporatist bargaining system.
It can be debated if the model is aligned more with Social Democracy or Social Liberalism caused by the similarities between the two of them.
Bernie Sanders is probably his biggest fan.
Personality
Shy, reserved, and pessimistic, but when you get to know him (or get him drunk), he is a very optimistic and happy go lucky kind of a person.
Likes to visit the sauna and get drunk.
His favorite drink is coffee.
Gets very, VERY mad if you call him a Socialist
How to Draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw the Sweden-Norway flag.
- Draw two eyes.
- You're done!
Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
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Red | #C60318 | 198, 3, 24 | |
Blue | #002368 | 0, 35, 104 | |
Yellow | #FACD01 | 250, 205, 1 | |
White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 |
Relationships
Friendly
- Paternalistic Conservatism - I like how you help us when they get angry.
- Social Liberalism - Ease of doing business mixed with welfare programs? Based!
- Social Democracy - Love you grandma, even if you're a bit too interventionist.
- Constitutional Monarchism - He allowed me to work in his countries.
- Social Libertarianism - A more extremist version of myself.
- Social Corporatism - Good guy, even if he's too authoritarian.
- Monetarism - He helped me during the 80s and 90s.
- Third Way - My Anglosaphon counterpart and friend.
- Keynesianism - He taught me a lot during my early years.
- Social Capitalism - My economic system.
- Technoliberalism - Centrist capitalist unity!
Mixed
- Classical Liberalism - We all love markets, but slow down buddy!
- Social Authoritarianism - I like your democratic brother more
- Corporatism - I love your economics but please be less authoritarian.
- Democratic Socialism - Welfare's cool, but so is capitalism. (P.S. I'm not socialist!)
- Yellow Socialism - I like your economic ideas but sadly you're still socialist & we're not socialists.
- Fiscal Conservatism - Please can I spend just a little more? I promise I would be responsible.
- Esoteric Fascism - I hate you so much, but you're the only other guy at the Nordic Countries Fanclub.
- Sandersism - My #1 fanboy who doesn't seem to understand that I want to distance myself from socialism. Still, at least you say it as a compliment unlike those assholes .
- Mediacracy - Thanks for making me popular with Americans, but c'mon, Bernie isn't actually THAT bad.
Enemies
- I'M NOT HIM!!! - Dear Americans, please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BLOODY GOD stop stop STOP STOP calling me a Socialist. I already told you this over a million times, I AM NOT A SOCIALIST! Just because I have "socialized" healthcare, school and other things and both of us wanted a system working for everyone doesn't mean that I am him. Especially you, Fox News, you once compared Denmark with Venezuela! JUST BECAUSE WE BOTH LIKE NATIONALISED SERVICES DOES NOT MAKE US THE SAME!!! My system is a slightly regulated market Welfare economy which is NOWHERE NEAR Socialism. PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A SOCIALIST JUST STOP. If you call me a Socialist again, I swear to God I will lose all my sanity. Thank you for reading this letter.
- Fox News - You compared Denmark to Venezuela.
- Marxism - Hurr durr eat the rich fuck off psycho.
- Dengism - Ok economics but Jesus Christ you're evil.
- Marxism–Leninism - For the last time we are not communist!
- Avaritionism - An ideology based on pure selfishness?
- Kraterocracy - An ideology based on pure conflict?
- Soulism - An ideology based on pure individualism?
- Hive-Mind Collectivism - An ideology based on pure collectivism?
- Neoliberalism - We could've shared a room but you hate the poor so fuck you. I like your son way more.
- National Socialism - You invaded Denmark and Norway, also very cringe.
Further Information
Literature
- The Nordic Model of Social Democracy by Dag Einar Thorsen, Nik Brandal, and Øivind Bratberg
- Viking Economics: How the Scandinavians Got It Right-and How We Can, Too by George Lakey
- The Nordic Theory of Everything: In Search of a Better Life by Anu Partanen
- The constitution of the Kingdom of Norway
- The Constitution of the kingdom of Sweden
Wikipedia
- Nordic Model
- Nordic model approach to prostitution
- National income policy agreement (Finland)
- Government Pension Fund of Norway
- Rehn–Meidner model
- Flexicurity
Gallery
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Credit: Bruno-radicall
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