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*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - I don't think I need to explain this one. | *[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - I don't think I need to explain this one. | ||
*[[File:Pron.png]] [[Peronism]] - Simps for Hitler and harbors Nazis and Ustase. How do you like your little Eichmann being captured, tried, and executed? | *[[File:Pron.png]] [[Peronism]] - Simps for Hitler and harbors Nazis and Ustase. How do you like your little Eichmann being captured, tried, and executed? | ||
*[[File:Lula.png]] [[Workerism]] - Retard who compared us to [[File:Nazi.png]] nazis. | |||
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] & [[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Nazi Apologists who want to kill me because of my ethnicity <s>but Spencer and Breivik support me for some weird reason</s> | *[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] & [[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Nazi Apologists who want to kill me because of my ethnicity <s>but Spencer and Breivik support me for some weird reason</s> | ||
*[[File:Anjew.png]] [[Jewish Anarchism]] - State-hating traitor! | *[[File:Anjew.png]] [[Jewish Anarchism]] - State-hating traitor! | ||
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Zionism, also called Jewish Nationalism, is a Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nationalist ideology that believes that the best solution to the "Jewish question" is to create a nation for Jews in the Holy Land.
Zionism was proposed as a solution to the Jewish Question and as an escape from Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Anti-Semitism. The idea is that the only way to escape persecution from countries within the diaspora was to create a land that was specifically Jewish that would be safe for Jews.
Variants
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Post-Zionism
Post-Zionism refers to the opinions of some Israelis, diaspora Jews and others, particularly in academia, that Zionism fulfilled its ideological mission with the formation of the modern State of Israel in 1948, and that Zionist ideology should therefore be considered at an end. Right-wing Jews also use the term to refer to the left wing of Israeli politics in light of the Oslo Accords of 1993 and 1995.
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Reform Judaism
Reform Judaism, also known as Liberal Judaism or Progressive Judaism, is a major Jewish denomination that emphasizes the evolving nature of Judaism, the superiority of its ethical aspects to its ceremonial ones, and belief in a continuous search for truth and knowledge, which is closely intertwined with human reason and not limited to the theophany at Mount Sinai. A highly liberal strand of Judaism, it is characterized by lessened stress on ritual and personal observance, regarding halakha (Jewish law) as non-binding and the individual Jew as autonomous, and great openness to external influences and progressive values.
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Zionism
Neo-Zionism is a right-wing, nationalistic and religious ideology that appeared in Israel following the Six-Day War in 1967 and the capture of the West Bank and Gaza Strip. Neo-Zionists consider these lands part of Israel and advocate their settlement by Israeli Jews. Some advocate the transfer of Arabs not only from these areas but also from within the Green Line.
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Cultural Zionism
Cultural Zionism is a strain in the concept of Zionism that valued creating a centre in historic Palestine with its own secular Jewish culture and history, including language and historical roots, rather than other Zionist ideas such as political Zionism. The man considered to have founded the concept of cultural Zionism is Asher Ginsberg, better known as Ahad Ha'am. With his secular vision of a Jewish "spiritual centre" in Israel, he confronted Theodor Herzl. Unlike Herzl, the founder of political Zionism, Ha'am strived for "a Jewish state and not merely a state of Jews".
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Jewish Atheism
Jewish Atheism refers to the atheism of people who are ethnically and (to a certain extent) culturally Jewish. Contrary to popular belief, the term "Jewish atheism" is not a contradiction because Jewish identity encompasses not only religious components, but also ethnic and cultural ones. So, one can be ethnically Jewish, but not believe in the religion of Judaism and be an atheist.
History
Political Zionism started in the late 1800s with Theodor Herzl publishing his book: Der Judenstaat (The Jewish State) and later Altneuland (The Old New Land), but the Jewish sentiment of returning to Zion has existed far longer since the land of Israel was taken over by the Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Roman Empire.
Zionism started as a fringe ideology within the Jewish community, with many voicing their disapproval for the idea, but in 1917, during the First World War, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Britain was in dire need of support, so they turned to the Jewish community, and in return, they created the Balfour Declaration which was a public statement promising a homeland for Jews located in Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Palestine, which at the time was under the Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Ottoman Empire's rule.
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WIP
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination United Nations Partition Plan for Palestine Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destinationError creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination
1936-1938
The United Nations Partition Plan for Palestine began with the Peel Commission, which was appointed by the British Government to investigate the causes of unrest, specifically the 1936 Arab Revolt, in Mandatory Palestine. The Commission concluded with a proposed partition plan of three different zones:
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination A British zone, mainly controlling Jerusalem and Bethlehem (5%)
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination A Jewish zone, Controlling the north of the land (25%)
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination An Arab zone controlling the centre and south of the land (75%)
Reactions
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination The British deemed the partition plan as in impracticable and therefore rejected the plan
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination The Jewish reaction was at first divided. Some felt the borders left no room for a Jewish state, others wanted a Jewish state in the whole of Palestine and others saw the Commission as a 'negotiation' with the hopes to adjust the borders in the future. The Zionist congress accepted the partition plan in hopes to eventually negotiate and adjust the borders.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination The Arabs rejected the proposal as they saw 'no room for the negotiation of a Jewish state', but also because they wanted Jerusalem within their borders and opposed the idea of a population transfer.
1947
- May - The United Nations formed the United Nations Special Committee on Palestine (UNSCOP) who would spend time in Palestine, investigate the causes of the conflict and devise a solution.
- September - The Ad Hoc Committee on the Palestinian Question was also established in 1947 by the UN general assembly.
- The Committees proposed the 1947 Partition Plan, which was adopted as Resolution 181 (II) after several reviews and changes.
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination 1948 Arab-Israeli War Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination
Dubbed the War of Independence by Israelis and the Nakba by Palestinians.
The 1948 Arab-Israeli War began a day after the Israeli declaration of Independence on May 14 1948.
It was a continuation of the ongoing Arab-Israeli conflict, which caused a civil war in Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Mandatory Palestine. The goal of the Arab League was to establish a Palestinian state under the whole Palestinian region.
Belligerents
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Israel
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Haganah
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Irgun
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Lehi
- Allied Bedouin Tribes
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination IDF (later)
- Mahal
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Arab League
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Egypt
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Transjordan
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Iraq
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Syria
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Lebanon
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destinationSaudi Arabia
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Yemen
Result
- Israeli victory
- Captures 60% of land given to Arabs.
- Arab League defeat.
- Jordanian rule of the West Bank and Egyptian Rule of the Gaza Strip.
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The Six-Day War Began with the Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Israeli invasion of the Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Sinai Peninsula, after Egyptian forces blocked Israeli access to the Suez Canal - which is international water and led Israel to deem it as an act of aggression. The war began on the 5th of June 1967 and ended on the 10th of June 1967, Lasting a total of 6 days (hence the name Six-Day War)
Belligerents
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- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Arab League
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination United Arab Republic (modern day Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Egypt)
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Syria
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Iraq
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Jordan
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Lebanon (Minor involvement)
Result
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Israeli victory
- Israel takes over Golan Heights, Sinai Peninsula, Gaza-strip and the West-bank
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Oslo Accords Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destinationError creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination
WIP
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Premiership of Ariel Sharon
WIP
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Premiership of Benjamin Netanyahu
WIP
Personality and Behaviour
Zionism is usually portrayed as a mixture of Jewish stereotypes, meaning he likes hats, uttering Hebrew phrases and removing foreskins.
Stylistic Notes
- Literally just Israelcube from Polandball.
- Likes to call other non-cubes "Goy", "Goyim", or "Gentiles"
and sometimes "animals" because the Talmud says so.
How to Draw
The flag of Zionism is simply the flag of Israel, as Zionism is an ideology that sought its establishment and seeks to maintain its existence.
- Draw a cube,
- Draw two blue horizontal lines at the top and base of the cube,
- Draw a blue Star of David (✡︎) in the centre,
- Colour the rest of the cube white,
- Draw the eyes, and you're done!
- (Optional) Draw a Kippah (skullcap)
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blue | #0038B8 | 0, 56, 184 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
Relationships
חברים (Friends)
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neoconservatism - Calls me his greatest ally. I help him out a lot.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neoliberalism and Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Libertarianism - Gibe me more monies!! ._.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Trumpism - You rightfully recognized Jerusalem as my capital.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Bibism - Thanks for fighting for my existence
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Green Zionism - We must protect our homeland's environment.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Religious Zionism - My more religious self.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Labour Zionism - My socialist self.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Indigenism - Despite the ideological friction, every exiled ethnicity has the right to return.
Arabs in holy land don't count since we came first and whites must embrace diversity, equity and inclusion - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Balfourism - Thanks for supporting me back in the day.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Hindutva - Thanks for your support, Israel-India friendship forever!
I forgot to add you in the lists that supported me, thanks for reminding. - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Kemalism - Ataturk sheltered Jewish refugees from Germany during WW2 and Turkey was the first Muslim country to recognize Israel.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Tridemism - Similar to the above and my friend of the east.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Georgism - Herzl supported you. Tax the holy land, remove Palestinian rent-seekers!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nordic Model - Neither Norway, Denmark, or Finland recognize Palestine but all 5 Nordic countries recognize Israel.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Ho Chi Minh Thought Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination - Best commie there is. Ho Chi Minh himself once met David Ben-Gurion in person and offered to build a zionist government in exile in Indochina.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Japan LDPism - Thanks to you, Japan recognizes Israel as a state. R.I.P Mr. Abe.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Zelenskyism - Fellow Jew who wants to restore Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Khazaria.
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Illuminatism - Nobody knows this, but we control the world together! - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination American Model - The first country to recolonize Israel and sends weapons each year.
I'm very sorry about USS Liberty
טירוף (Frenemies)
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Dengism - One of the few based commies. China and Israel are quite good trade partners and I appreciate his general apathy towards regional conflicts. However, your followers in the west are really annoying.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Putinism - He may pretend to oppose me for "anti-imperialist" reasons in recent years through Russia Today and Grayzone's propaganda
(despite the fact You did the same thing to the Ukrainians that I did to Lebanon), but we have quite good relations in practice and I need to maintain good relations with Russia to keep bombing Syria. Still, you were way more based in the past. - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Castroism - Just make up your mind!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Marxism–Leninism - Once you supported me but then you all started turn on me!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Stalinism - Thanks for initially supporting me, but why did you oppose me and side with the Arabs later on?
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Showa Statism - Thank you for keeping my people safe during WWII!
Wait you want to join the Elders of Zion?But you allying with Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination (((HIM))) is unforgivable. - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Bundism - My weird secular, Marxist, Yiddish-speaking counterpart who prefers to stay in a minority.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Fourth Theory - You may despise NATO but Avigdor Eskin support both of us and Moshe Feiglin also want to break with the US.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Monarchism - Took them a while to finally let my people go! But King David was based.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Jewish Theocracy - I think you have some good ideas, but let Secular Zionism be part of us too.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Kahanism - You're a bit extreme.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Third Way - Barack Obama may have condemned my settlements in the West Bank but I will be forever thankful for him providing me the Iron Dome and historic billion-dollar arms deals.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Ottomanism - Stop calling us ethno-nationalist racists while you are jailing the opposition and murdering the Kurds! Also, Ottoman imperialists want to conquer us. Although, there has been a detente between our countries recently.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination מְטוּפָּשׁ -
Literally Palestinians.Literally an idiot, but at least you hate Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination him and you like the idea of a Jewish state, like me, but for very different reasons. - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Right-Wing Populism - The Goyim know, shut it down! However your mainstream proponents who all support Israel such as Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Trump are based though.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Integral Neo-Darwinism - You say ugly things about my people but also praise Netanyahu government.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Imperialism - LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!
But Imperialism is good when I do it with America - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Kogosianism - Weird guy.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Federalism - Are you sure your federation plan would work?
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Hibernocracy - Some Irish guy who calls himself my rival.
You can come over to my house to have potato latkes for Hanukkah.
אויבים (Enemies)
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Arab Socialism - Tried to destroy me and deport my people from Sinai, but failed miserably!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Ba'athism - You're Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination him but worse.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Islamic Theocracy - The greatest enemy of Zionism. You are all terrorists that want to commit anudda Holocaust!!1!
No but seriously please stop shooting rockets at us, also please stop doing the whole terrorism thing. - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Jihadism - STOP SENDING ME SUICIDE BOMBS YOU PSYCHOPATH, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Caesarism - YOU WERE THE ONE WHO EXPELLED ALL OF US FROM OUR KINGDOM IN THE FIRST PLACE, FUCK YOU!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Nazism - I don't think I need to explain this one.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Peronism - Simps for Hitler and harbors Nazis and Ustase. How do you like your little Eichmann being captured, tried, and executed?
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Workerism - Retard who compared us to Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination nazis.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination White Nationalism & Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Alt-Right - Nazi Apologists who want to kill me because of my ethnicity
but Spencer and Breivik support me for some weird reason - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Jewish Anarchism - State-hating traitor!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Juche - Fake Korea.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Palestinian Nationalism - צא מכאן פולש! I was here first!
*Starts to shoot at civilians* - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Titoism - Simps for Arabs and Anti-Zionists.
Thanks for saving us from the Ustase. - Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Francoism - Same with you!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Gaddafism - And you too!
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Latuffism - Why do you always call me a Ziombie? You are anti-semitic! And you simp for Islamist fundamentalist terrorists like Hamas too.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Crusadism - Sorry bro, this is my land. Deal with it.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Jewish-Nazism - Jewish race traitors and self-haters.
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Paleoconservatism - "WAAAAAAAAH muh tax moneys!!!1!111!one11!". Cry about it.
Further Information
Articles
Wikipedia
Concepts
Types
- General Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Green Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Cultural Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Neo-Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Post-Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Religious Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Black Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Liberal Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Labour Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Revisionist Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Christian Zionism
- Political Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Reform Zionism
- Synthetic Zionism
- Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Muslim Zionism
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