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He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude. | He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude. | ||
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*[[File:CruzFan.png]] [[Tedcruzfan Thought]] - My based American counterpart. We have our disagreements, like your support to [[File:Pop.png]] Populism (even if [[File:Wpop.png]] based) and [[File:Republicanismpix.png]] Republicanism, but otherwise you are nice. | |||
===Frenemies=== | ===Frenemies=== | ||
*[[fILE:Neox.png]] [[Neocarlism]] - Your [[file:Tradcon.png]] Classical Conservatism, [[File:CountEn.png]] oposition to the Enlightenment and [[File:Monarch.png]] Monarchism is very based. But your [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism, [[File:Antifash2.png]] Anti-Fascism and [[File:Catheo.png]] Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a [[File:NBrioball.png]] Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco. | *[[fILE:Neox.png]] [[Neocarlism]] - Your [[file:Tradcon.png]] Classical Conservatism, [[File:CountEn.png]] oposition to the Enlightenment and [[File:Monarch.png]] Monarchism is very based. But your [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism, [[File:Antifash2.png]] Anti-Fascism and [[File:Catheo.png]] Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a [[File:NBrioball.png]] Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco. | ||
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LARP Self-Insert "I am definitely a Bible believing Christian and not an occult pagan." - Christian Identity This self-insert is a LARP made by Gato Matador and their actual ideology is Brazilian Liberalism. It's probably best if you take this with a grain of salt, and this page most likely does not represent the actual political views of the user. |
Tom Thought is the based and redpilled political views of 
Tom from Eddsworld. The ideology believes in returning to the times of the 
British Empire by establishing a 
White Ethnostate which will remove the influence of 
Irish and 
Scottish cultures, deport all non-white 
immigrants, and 
restore the glory of the English Men.
Economy
I believe in 
laissez-faire economics with little economic intervention, inspired by the British philosopher, 
Friedrich Hayek. The only regulations that should exist should be 
Anti-Trust Laws to guarantee that 
Jewish Corporations doesn't monopolize the market, 
protect our industries through subzidies and tariffs and 
forbid business from promoting degeneracy. And I am also against 
Welfare because it spawns leaches and I believe everyone should be self-sufficient economically, and Healthcare and Education services should be privatez as well. And I also believe the personal ownership of 
slaves should be legal.
Social
I believe the 
United Kingdom should become a White Ethnostate, and this will be accomplished by deporting all 
non-whites 
from the country. Regarding Irish and Scottish people, I believe they can stay, but we should place restrictions on them in a form of 
Apartheid, which means they wouldn't be allowed to leave the Ireland or Scotland (just like blacks weren't allowed to leave the Bantustans). And I also believe the 
Jehovah's Witnesses Denomination should replace the 
Anglican Church as the English State Religion, and this will be accompanied by making 
Catholicism, 
Islam, 
Judaism and 
Hinduism illegal.
Government
I believe that an 
Aristocracy should replace the current Democratic Parliamentarianist system in the United Kingdom, but electoralism will remain to choose between which Aristocrat will become the Prime Minister and govern the country, but voting rights will only be avaliable to 
white property-owning adult males.
Foreign
I believe the British Empire should come back and we should retake our colonies BY FORCE! We should even colonize Ireland and assimilate the population by force, and likewise India, 
Canada, 
South Africa and 
Australia should return to us. I support 
NATO because I want to destroy the 
Judeo-Bolshevik 
hordes trying to destroy the White Race. And in the matters of the Israel-Palestine 
Palestine conflict, I support Israel because that should be a perfect place for the deported Jews to go, and I am 
Arabophobic as well.
Personality and Behavior
He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude.
Relationships
Friends
Frenemies
Enemies
Friends
Tedcruzfan Thought - My based American counterpart. We have our disagreements, like your support to 
Populism (even if 
based) and 
Republicanism, but otherwise you are nice.
Frenemies
Neocarlism - Your 
Classical Conservatism, 
oposition to the Enlightenment and 
Monarchism is very based. But your 
Socialism, 
Anti-Fascism and 
Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a 
Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.
Enemies
DECBism - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.
