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*[[File: Anpacf.png]] [[Anarcho-Pacifism|⏃⋏⏃⍀☊⊑⍜-⌿⏃☊⟟⎎⟟⌇⋔]] - Doesn't want nuclear war, cringe.
*[[File: Anpacf.png]] [[Anarcho-Pacifism|⏃⋏⏃⍀☊⊑⍜-⌿⏃☊⟟⎎⟟⌇⋔]] - Doesn't want nuclear war, cringe.
*[[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|☊⏃⌿⟟⏁⏃⌰⟟⌇⋔]] - Getting in the way, hopefully, that it nukes itself, so the revolution starts.
*[[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|☊⏃⌿⟟⏁⏃⌰⟟⌇⋔]] - Getting in the way, hopefully, that it nukes itself, so the revolution starts.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|⋔⏃⍀⌖⟟⌇⋔-⌰⟒⋏⟟⋏⟟⌇⋔]] - No, you are not a true communist, if you were you won't worship Stalin! You killed my father, and you're just as bad as the guy above. Not to mention you accused me of opportunist aggression near Guantanamo Bay. You missed the chance to use the nukes when you had the chance.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|⋔⏃⍀⌖⟟⌇⋔-⌰⟒⋏⟟⋏⟟⌇⋔]] - No, you are not a true communist, if you were you won't worship Stalin! You killed my father, and you're just as bad as the guy above. Not to mention you accused me of opportunist aggression near Guantanamo Bay. You also didn't try to nuke the capitalist world, instead doing some "proxy war" nonsese.
*[[File:React.png]] [[Reactionaryism|⍀⟒⏃☊⏁⟟⍜⋏⏃⍀⊬⟟⌇⋔]] - Look at this fool. His stone castle couldn't survive a single conventional air bomb, much less a nuclear one. And he does not even have knowledge of TNT. What an easy target.
*[[File:React.png]] [[Reactionaryism|⍀⟒⏃☊⏁⟟⍜⋏⏃⍀⊬⟟⌇⋔]] - Look at this fool. His stone castle couldn't survive a single conventional air bomb, much less a nuclear one. And he does not even have knowledge of TNT. What an easy target.
*[[File:Conservative_Posadism.png]] [[Neoconservatism|⋏⟒⍜☊⋏⌇⟒⍀⎐⏃⏁⟟⌇⋔]] - I don't like his economics, but at least is pretty good at bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war. And GET THE FUCK OUT OF LATIN AMERICA!
*[[File:Conservative_Posadism.png]] [[Neoconservatism|⋏⟒⍜☊⋏⌇⟒⍀⎐⏃⏁⟟⌇⋔]] - I don't like his economics, but at least is pretty good at bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war. And GET THE FUCK OUT OF LATIN AMERICA!
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism|⟒⋏⎐⟟⍀⍜⋏⋔⟒⋏⏁⏃⌰⟟⌇⋔]] - Haha nuke go boom.
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism|⟒⋏⎐⟟⍀⍜⋏⋔⟒⋏⏁⏃⌰⟟⌇⋔]] - Haha nuke go boom.<s> Actually, a nuclear winter can reverse global warming</s>


==Further Information==
==Further Information==

Revision as of 11:36, 22 May 2023

Posadism is an authoritarian and economically left ideology based off the ideas of J. Posadas. He's the "crazy cousin" of the leftist family, and holds very unorthodox views. He holds the belief that socialism can only be achieved after the collapse of society after a global nuclear war.

He also believes that socialist alien civilizations with advanced technology exist, and will help humanity rebuild earth into a utopia after the nuclear collapse and that humans can communicate with dolphins and probably other animals too, saying that work in the area would lead to "the harmonization of human relations with nature".

Other beliefs he holds include a fervor for water birthing and the belief that humans will ultimately end up reproducing asexually "like amoeba", curing "miserable, abominable sexual excitement", however, many Posadists argue against the latter.

History

Life of J. Posadas

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Leader of the Latin American 4th International

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Breakaway from the 4th International

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Cultism in the Fourth International Posadist

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Beliefs

Nuclear War towards Communism

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Extraterrestrials in Space

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Personality

Posadism has an eccentric personality, he is a self-described "ufologist", claiming to have been possibly abducted, and may or may not have regular sexual relations with dolphins (which he vehemently denies). He is extremely high 90% of the time. He is a conspiracy theorist through and through, and his paranoia will often get in the way of logic, especially when aliens are involved. He also has an impulse disorder related to explosions and will bomb things regularly for the fun of it. He can also be found reading and sometimes watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, watching Star Trek, and listening to space rock groups.

How to Draw

Flag of Posadism
  1. Draw a red ball.
  2. Draw a yellow circle on the red ball.
  3. Draw a black nuclear symbol inside the yellow circle.
  4. (Optional) On the Nuclear symbol draw things relating to Aliens, Dolphins and Trotskyism, the placement doesn't have to be specific.
  5. Draw eyes.
  6. (Optional) Draw alien antennae on it's head.

Done!

Relationships

☊⍜⋔⍀⏃⎅⟒⌇ (Comrades)

⎎⍀⟒⋏⟒⋔⟟⟒⌇ (Frenemies)

  • ⋔⏃⍀⌖⟟⌇⋔ - “Means of interpretation superior to Marxism will arise, not because Marxism is incorrect, but because humanity will reach a better understanding. The dialectic will be part of some superior tool. All these people who accept the existence of flying saucers do so without the impulse or the will to develop scientific understanding, but simply because they are obliged to recognize a real event for what it is.” -J Posadas
  • ☊⏃⌇⏁⍀⍜⟟⌇⋔ - We helped you in Cuba [2], but why did you ally with tankie?! You also denounced us at the 1966 Tricontinental Conference. Also, didn't you kill Guevara?! YOU ASSHOLE WE WERE SO CLOSE TO A FUTURE SOCIALIST UTOPIA BUT YOU HAD TO CANCEL THE NUKES REEEEEEEE
  • ☍⍀⎍⌇⊑☊⊑⟒⎐⟟⌇⋔ - Same as above but you really terrify those Yankee imperialists with the Tsar Bomb.
  • ☌⍜⍀⏚⏃☊⊑⟒⎐⟟⌇⋔ - At least you gave us Chornobyl, a sample of the posadist utopia.
  • ⍀⟟☌⊑⏁-⍙⟟⋏☌ ⌿⍜⌿⎍⌰⟟⌇⋔ - Annoying right-winger who likes cults and lizard conspiracies??

⟒⋏⟒⋔⟟⟒⌇ (Enemies)

Due to being a post-apocalyptic ideology, a lot of ideologies have negative views on Posadism, including most leftist ideologies.

Further Information

Literature

Wikipedia

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zh:波萨达斯主义 pl:Posadyzm

  1. He was expelled from the Revolutionary Labour Movement
  2. https://www.marxists.org/archive/posadas/1960/06/cuba.htm