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*[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Thanks for making me popular with Americans, but c'mon, Bernie isn't actually THAT bad. | *[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Thanks for making me popular with Americans, but c'mon, Bernie isn't actually THAT bad. | ||
*[[File: Soc.png]] [[Socialism]] - I really '''''really''''' hate being called a socialist especially in the USA but I can't hate him for this. After all, we both wanted a more fair society... | *[[File: Soc.png]] [[Socialism]] - I really '''''really''''' hate being called a socialist especially in the USA but I can't hate him for this. After all, we both wanted a more fair society... | ||
*[[File: Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - I like to say I hate you but the truth is that I've warmed up to you over time due to the privatization of education and healthcare, and European integration Palme is spinning in his grave. | |||
*[[File:ModPartyicon.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|Moderate Party of Sweden]] - My main opponent in elections. Nowadays he likes to pretend that he's an "enlightened conservative" who opposes mass immigration and islam even though it was him who opened the borders under "The Alliance." Your neoliberal economics also sold us out to China. However, Carl Bildt has grown on me over time. | |||
=== Enemies === | === Enemies === | ||
*[[File: Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Hurr durr eat the rich fuck off psycho. | *[[File: Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Hurr durr eat the rich fuck off psycho. | ||
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - Hurr durr eat the poor fuck off psycho. | *[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - Hurr durr eat the poor fuck off psycho. | ||
*[[File: Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - | *[[File: Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - You stole Volvo from me and kidnapped Gui Minhai. Prepare to die! | ||
*[[File: Marxlen.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - For the last time we are not communists! | *[[File: Marxlen.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - For the last time we are not communists! | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]], [[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]], [[File:Stalin.png]] [[Stalinism]], [[File:NeoComBall.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Brezhnevism]], and [[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]], (and most other ideologies representing Russian leaders) - Russia, my arch-nemisis. Also; Русская революция Russian Revolution, Красный террор Red Terror, Убийство Троцкого Assasination of Trotsky, Голодомор Holodomor, Депортации Deportations, ГУЛАГ Gulag, финская зимняя война Finnish Winter War, Ферма животных Animal Farm, Пакт Молотова-Риббентропа Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Раскол Тито-Сталин Tito-Stalin Split, Красный империализм Red Imperialism, Десталинизация De-Stalinization, Венгерская революция 1956 года Hungarian Revolution of 1956 , Берлинская стена Berlin Wall, Кубинский ракетный кризис Cuban Missile Crisis, Пражская весна Prague Spring, Советско-афганская война Soviet-Afghan War, Brezhnev Era of Stagnation брежневский застой, гласность и перестройка Glasnost and Perestroika, Экономическая шоковая терапия Economic Shock Therapy, Революции 1989 года Revolutions of 1989, Fall of the Soviet Union, падение советского союза, олигархия Oligarchy, Чеченская война Chechen Wars, Цветные революции Color Revolutions, Михаил Ходорковский Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Михаил Саакашвили Mikheil Saakashvili, Александр Лукашенко Alexander Lukashenko, Башар аль-Асад Bashar al-Assad, Россиягейт Russiagate, основанный на правилах международный порядок Rules-Based International Order, евромайдан Euromaidan, аннексия крыма Annexation of Crimea, Алексей Навальный Alexei Navlny, Замок Путина Putin's Castle, Группа Вагнера Wagner Group, 2022 Российское вторжение в Украину 2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine, слава украини Slava Ukraini | ||
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] - You invaded Denmark and Norway, also very cringe. | *[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] - You invaded Denmark and Norway, also very cringe. | ||
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - Why do you hate Sweden and Finland joining NATO? | *[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - Why do you hate Sweden and Finland joining NATO? | ||
== Further Information == | == Further Information == | ||
Revision as of 03:45, 13 June 2022
Nordic Model is an economically variable, civically moderate, and culturally center-left ideology that believes in the Nordic political model. Combining market capitalism with a large welfare state and a neo-corporatist bargaining system.
It can be debated if the model is aligned more with 
Social Democracy or 
Social Liberalism caused by the similarities between the two of them. Most of its followers would claim to be the former.
Bernie Sanders is probably his biggest fan outside of Scandinavia.
Personality
Shy, reserved, and pessimistic, but when you get to know him (or get him drunk), he is a very optimistic and happy go lucky kind of a person.
Likes to visit the sauna and get drunk.
His favorite drink is coffee.
Gets annoyed when people call him a socialist, gets VERY mad when they say it as an insult.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw the naval jack of Sweden-Norway.
- Draw two eyes.
- You're done!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deep Red | #BA0C2F | 186, 12, 47 | |
| Dark Blue | #00205B | 0, 32, 91 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
| Golden Yellow | #FACD01 | 250, 205, 1 | |
Relationships
Friendly
Paternalistic Conservatism - I like how you help us when 
they get angry.
Bismarckism - My more conservative 19th century counterpart south of me.
Social Liberalism - Ease of doing business mixed with welfare programs? Based!
Social Democracy - Literally me, for the most part.- Constitutional Monarchism - He allowed me to work in his countries.
Social Libertarianism - A more extremist version of myself.
Social Corporatism - Good guy, even if he's too authoritarian.
Monetarism - He helped me during the 80s and 90s.
Third Way - I guess being pro-NATO does not hurt.
Keynesianism - He taught me a lot during my early years.
Social Capitalism - My economic system.
Technoliberalism - Centrist capitalist unity!
Market Socialism - The only socialist that I like. He likes markets and co-ops just like me.- File:Kraut.png Krautism - I love this dude and his YT channel.
Neoconservatism - We are all either in your club or want to join it.
Mixed
Classical Liberalism - We all love markets, but slow down buddy!
Social Authoritarianism - I like your democratic brother more.
Corporatism - I love your economics but please be less authoritarian.
Democratic Socialism - Welfare's cool, but so is capitalism. (P.S. I'm not socialist!)
Yellow Socialism - I like your economic ideas but sadly you're still socialist & we're not socialists.
Fiscal Conservatism - Please, can I spend just a little more? I promise I would be responsible.
Esoteric Fascism - I hate you so much, but you're the only other guy at the Nordic Countries Fanclub.
Sandersism - My #1 fanboy who doesn't seem to understand that I want to distance myself from socialism. Still, at least you say it as a compliment unlike 
those assholes 
.
Mediacracy - Thanks for making me popular with Americans, but c'mon, Bernie isn't actually THAT bad.
Socialism - I really really hate being called a socialist especially in the USA but I can't hate him for this. After all, we both wanted a more fair society...
Neoliberalism - I like to say I hate you but the truth is that I've warmed up to you over time due to the privatization of education and healthcare, and European integration Palme is spinning in his grave.
Moderate Party of Sweden - My main opponent in elections. Nowadays he likes to pretend that he's an "enlightened conservative" who opposes mass immigration and islam even though it was him who opened the borders under "The Alliance." Your neoliberal economics also sold us out to China. However, Carl Bildt has grown on me over time.
Enemies
Marxism - Hurr durr eat the rich fuck off psycho.
Objectivism - Hurr durr eat the poor fuck off psycho.
Dengism - You stole Volvo from me and kidnapped Gui Minhai. Prepare to die!
Marxism–Leninism - For the last time we are not communists!
Leninism, 
Trotskyism, 
Stalinism, 
Brezhnevism, and 
Putinism, (and most other ideologies representing Russian leaders) - Russia, my arch-nemisis. Also; Русская революция Russian Revolution, Красный террор Red Terror, Убийство Троцкого Assasination of Trotsky, Голодомор Holodomor, Депортации Deportations, ГУЛАГ Gulag, финская зимняя война Finnish Winter War, Ферма животных Animal Farm, Пакт Молотова-Риббентропа Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Раскол Тито-Сталин Tito-Stalin Split, Красный империализм Red Imperialism, Десталинизация De-Stalinization, Венгерская революция 1956 года Hungarian Revolution of 1956 , Берлинская стена Berlin Wall, Кубинский ракетный кризис Cuban Missile Crisis, Пражская весна Prague Spring, Советско-афганская война Soviet-Afghan War, Brezhnev Era of Stagnation брежневский застой, гласность и перестройка Glasnost and Perestroika, Экономическая шоковая терапия Economic Shock Therapy, Революции 1989 года Revolutions of 1989, Fall of the Soviet Union, падение советского союза, олигархия Oligarchy, Чеченская война Chechen Wars, Цветные революции Color Revolutions, Михаил Ходорковский Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Михаил Саакашвили Mikheil Saakashvili, Александр Лукашенко Alexander Lukashenko, Башар аль-Асад Bashar al-Assad, Россиягейт Russiagate, основанный на правилах международный порядок Rules-Based International Order, евромайдан Euromaidan, аннексия крыма Annexation of Crimea, Алексей Навальный Alexei Navlny, Замок Путина Putin's Castle, Группа Вагнера Wagner Group, 2022 Российское вторжение в Украину 2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine, слава украини Slava Ukraini
National Socialism - You invaded Denmark and Norway, also very cringe.
Neo-Ottomanism - Why do you hate Sweden and Finland joining NATO?
Further Information
Literature
- The Nordic Model of Social Democracy by Dag Einar Thorsen, Nik Brandal, and Øivind Bratberg
- Viking Economics: How the Scandinavians Got It Right-and How We Can, Too by George Lakey
- The Nordic Theory of Everything: In Search of a Better Life by Anu Partanen
- The constitution of the Kingdom of Norway
- The Constitution of the kingdom of Sweden
Wikipedia
- Nordic Model
- Nordic model approach to prostitution
- National income policy agreement (Finland)
- Government Pension Fund of Norway
- Rehn–Meidner model
- Flexicurity
Videos
How Denmark invented Social Democracy by File:Kraut.png Kraut
Norway and Sweden Compared by Mr. Beat- Norway: Is It The Perfect Economy? by Economics Explained
- The Economy of Sweden by the same channel
- Why Oil Doesn’t Corrupt Norway by PolyMatter
Gallery
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Credit: Bruno-radicall
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Bonus: A Legacy icon, crafted by the old ones, the creators of the page.
