Ivanovism

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Ivanov Thought
Basic Information
Aliases	Feel free to add! Marxism-Leninism-Titoism User Aliases {Partially Revisionist Market National Communism} Old Friend(By )
Character Information
Likes	United Balkans under a Communist government Federalism Gabibbo (Only Italians will understand) The Simpsons Communism Homeland and Revolution My religion (As long as doesn't enter in politics) Saying the N-word (for fun, not for racism, you dumb nıgger.) File:Rule34.png Searching cartoon characters on Rule34 (Joking) Brastvo i Jesinstvo, motherf**kers!
Dislikes	Capitalism EU File:Djilas.png Djilas Dengoloids Ranković, that centralist bastard that ruined Serbian Socialism Being called "tankie" or "c*mmie" and similar insults. The "Culture war" Milošević (sometimes)

Ideology

Ivanov Thought is economically far-left, anti-capitalist and anti-centrist. Despite having a socialist market economy, it's staunchly opposed to Dengoloids and theit Vietnamese puppet, often calling them "Revisionists". He's also a great fan of both Anti-Capitalism and Anti-Centrism, and he's ULTRA-patriotic. On the cultural side, he's moderately progressive but opposed to condoms in safe sex relations, abortion (if 2+ and healty children), gambling and nuclear for producing energy (but he wants to use it for weapons).

Personality and Behavior

Really nervous and revolutionary, wants to eradicate centrism and anti-interventionist economies from the Balkans BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

Theorists

Ivanov Serbia/Italy

Alignments

 Left Unity
Template:Info/Pro-ROC
 Welfarists
 Environmentalists
 Socialists
Communists

Albanians

As a Multiculturalist, we should stop our rivalry and defeat Kosovo.

Movements that I wanted to help

• The 1st Serbian Revolt
• The Red Army
• The 1919 German Communist Revolts
• The Hungarian Soviet Republic
• The Labin Republic
• The Spanish POUM
• The AVNOJ
• The Castroist Rebels in Cuba

Countries that need a Communist revolution right now

Maloross- ahem, Banderovet- ahem, Uštaska Krajin- ahem, Ukraine: a fascist country that must burn under the fire of Communism.

China: another fascist State but that larps as a Communist one.

Canada: it will be a great problem for the AmeriKKKans.

How do we reunite Yugoslavia

First of all, we must entrench Yugoslavist/Titoist values in our State with propagande campaigns and oppositors elimination. After we recreated a rightful heir to SFRJ, we must entrench those values in former Yugoslav countries with communist propaganda.

The State

Every form of government is compatible for me, from Monarchism to Left-Libertarianism, as long as it's dominated by our Socialist Party.

The Rebirth of Serbia

Yugoslavia, and especially Serbia has always be enslaved by Imperialist, Capitalists and Fascists. Our nation should reborn and revenge under Socialism those bastards' governments with their own blood. There will be no space for Capitalism, Centrism, Neoliberalism and Globalism in the new, gloriously reborn Serbia.

Total Equality

There's no space for discriminations in Serbia, so we must ensure that the competent, and not the favorites, gets a good job.

Unemployement Logics: Produce or get tf outta Serbia

My logics are simple: work or leave, everyone must do its possible for helping the country, and so Unemployement must be eradicated creating collective farms. People who cannot work will be assisted by the State.

What should we tax?

We need a medium-high tax on Land (or directly expropriation (fuck off landlords)) and on imported goods (haha Protectionism go brr (fuck you megacorp)). About alcohol, smoke and drugs they can be legal and slightly taxed.

Socially Progressive, Culturally traditionalist

While we expand minority rights, we also must preserve theirs and ours traditions.

"Serbisation"

We must also use names in Serbo-Croatian. For example the Italian city of Lanciano, where i live, will be renamed in "Lančaijnski Brod".

Immigration: just accept them for God's sake!

I am a strong supporter of Multiculturalism and Immigration because more people = more culture and workforce.

Corporation-Funded Landlords: The new Kulaks

I support a Redistrubution of the land if owned by a corporation or a tax if locally owned. The Land Tax depends on Wealth and Land Surface.

Thoughts on Nations

Stalin's Soviet Union

Stalin's State was a totalitarian and autocratic state who claimed to be communist, while it was just Social Fascism.

Pol Pot's Cambodia

Cambodia was de jure communist, but it was actually something like Nazikakistocracy.

Deng's China

• [Comment removed by the moderator]*

GRRRRR!!!!! FUCK YOU BOTH DENG AND THE MOTHERFUCKING MODERATOR!!!!! MODERATE DEEZ NUTS, ASSHOLE!!!!!

Taiwan (And why it's based)

You might not believe it, but ROC/Taiwan is less capitalist than the "PRC".

Ceausescu's Romania

Romania under Ceausescu was a kakistocratic, illiterated and totalitarian rogue State.

Chavist Venezuela

Since they aumented censorship, the Venezuelan government lost any credibility in front of me.

Castro's Cuba

Finally, a true communist State that isn't Laos.

Titoist Yugoslavia

Best. Nation. Ever.

Nicaragua

I partially identify as a Sandinist, so Nicaragua is the best South American State along with Cuba and Uruguay.

Lukashenko's Belarus

Despite his weird cultural policies, i strongly support Comrade Lukašenko.

Populism: The falling Promise System

I am opposed to Populism since i live in Italy and it fucked up terribly, Milošević was one of them and i don't want to illuse my people and be deposed for not respecting promises. That's why i ACTUALLY do things, not promise it.

Egoism: Is that even a ideology?

I am opposed to Egoist Selfishness since if every individual acted selfish, Serbia will fuck itself up.

Is life worth it?

For me, life is fucked up, but we can make the possible to reduced its fuckedupness.

People who inspires me

Svezotar Marković (Founder of the first Socialist movement in Serbia)

Milan Gorkić (Founder of the KPJ, killed by Stalin)

File:Cball-DemFedYugoslavia.png Ivan Ribar (First president of Yugoslavia)

Koča Popović (Heroic Liberation Army Leader and later Prime Minister of Yugoslavia)

Josip Broz Tito (You know him)

Lazar Koliševski (Third leader of Yugoslavia)

Josip Joška Broz (Leader of Srpska Levica)

Alijaksandar Rhioravič Lukašenka (Belarussian Leader)

Gamal-Abdel Nasser and Ahmed Ben Bella (Best Arab leaders)

Edvard Kardelj (Last man loyal to Tito)

File:Dubcek.png Aleksandr Dubček and Imre Nagy (Anti-Imperialist socialists in Eastern Europe)

the Monster of Firenze Pietro Pacciani (only for memes)

Foreign Policy: Moderate Approach

I strongly believe in a Pragmatic and flexible foreign policy if non-alignment is not possible: the enemy of my enemy, if doesn't hate me, can be my friend. Did you understood NATO! JUST STOP HATING SERBS AND SOCIALISM!

On National Identity: Multiethnic Patriotism

Since Serbia is a Multi-Ethnic State, the term "Serbs" is wrong. All the citizens of Serbia and all the Serbs and Rusyns should create the "Serbian United Peoples". If Serbia Reunites the Balkans, same thing. "United Balkan People".

Anti-Pacifism, not "Neoconservative Socialism"

I support a militarist society where the President is also the highest military charge (Marshal Tito flashbacks) and the Army can replace police forces in case of emergency or anti-communist manifestation. Our neutrality must be an armed one, not like Great War Belgium. Talking about government, a bit of democracy, with neither right-wing nor centrists can exist.

Small Properties, an exception

While all the bigger industries must be nationalized, for the smaller one the Leninist NEP is the way: If 20 or more workers, it goes to the State. In the other case, the owner must'nt have another industry.

Agrarian Socialism, the best economic system for Serbia File:DjordjeMartinovic.png

Since the NATO bombings of 1999, Serbia cannot be an industrialized State. So, we must empower our low agrarian production and mae it our economic base. ( Also, Djordje Martinović was Serbian File:DjordjeMartinovic.png)

European Federalism and Globalism: the Antichrist

It's impossible for me to see the whole European Continent under a Neoconservative Regime. That's why i support anti-EU organisations. Globalism is somehow better, but only from the cultural side.

Why NATO is The New Order

I see NATO as the rebirth of Imperialism. They destroyed half of the World and they're now targeting Russia.

A Federal State, the only solution

Centralism has proven to fail: Since Stambolić and Milošević's centralization reforms, Yugoslavia fucked up. So, we must create a fragmented Federal State for reducing ethnic tensions and misrepresentations.

How should we treat State-owned industries?

First of all, we must use traditional production systems. Second, factories are owned by the State, but managed by the workers and a Political Commissar, for avoiding anti-Socialist uprisings.

A Communist League led by Experts

For protecting Our Communist Party from vile, stinky Populists, we need a Expert leadership, and this means Technocratic Socialism.

Porn and Prostitution

Drawn porn is ok, as long as doesn'try to represent a politician in ambiguos scenes; while IRL actors must be 16+ old. Prostitution can be legal but regulated.

The Intelectuals

Socialist intelectuals are welcome to our new State, while capitalist of fascist ones are just American puppets.

Foreign Culture

We will allow a costant flow for foreign culture in Serbia by translating TV series, movies and books in Serbo-Croatian.

Imperialism: an American Weapon

Serbia must help the American citizens to uprise against their imperialist government with Propaganda and funding of opposition.

The Environment: a modern Crisis

Since i live in Italy and the Environmental crisis is menacing my life with mortal heat, we must act as soon as possible by deindustrialising our economy and produce with traditional methods.

Reform or Revolution?

About this question, i'm syncretic: depends, as long as we don't go on the center.

Workers' organisations

Workers can be a member of any organisation, as long as the organisation is Communist/Socialist. I don't want another Solidarnosc.

Centrism and its conseguences have been a disaster for the whole political world

I am strongly opposed to Centrism, since it's nothing but Capitalism and Reactionarism (See Alcide de Gasperi).

Why C*mmie is an Insult

The term "C*mmie" was born in America to insult Communism. And i don't want a so bad insult. So, if you call me C*mmie, get you balls kicked by Chuck Norris.

The Feds: An invented problem

Honestly, why the fuck should the FBI create puppet accounts?! I hope you're joking. If you're not joking, the OZNA will send you to Goli Otok.

Levels of Autonomy

In a Federal State, States' autonomy will depend on Ethnic groups and Territorial Size.

Being Horny is NOT a valid reason to get banned

Read above n*gga.

Q&A

Do your questions here.

User Test

Civic Axis

• • Anarchist (-50)
  • Minarchist (-25)
  • Libertarian (-10)
  • Civically Moderate (-5)
  • Statist (+10)
  • Authoritarian (+25)
  • Totalitarian (+5)
  • Orwellian (-50)

Type of Rule Axis

• • (Anarchist) Anti-Democracy (-50)
  • Direct Democracy (-25)
  • Semi-Direct Democracy (-20)
  • Representative Democracy (-10)
  • Authoritarian Democracy (+50)
  • Totalitarian Democracy (+5)
  • (Authoritarian) Anti-Democracy (+25)

Economic Axis

• • Marxist Communist (+50)
  • Non-Marxist Communist (+25)
  • Socialist (+5)
  • Mixed (-10)
  • Third Positionism (+5)
  • Liberal Economics (-25)
  • Capitalist (-50000000)
  • Darwinist (-50000000)
• If none above apply...
  • Anti-Economy (-50)

Economic Freedom

• • Anti-Economy (-50)
  • Dirigisme (+25)
  • Regulationism (-10)
  • Mixed (-5)
  • Liberal Economics (-10)
  • Free Market (-50000000)
  • Laissez-Faire (-500000000)

Diplomatic Axis

• • (Alter-) Globalist (-15)
  • World Federalist (-50)
  • Cosmopolitan (-10)
  • Internationalist (-25)
  • Moderate (-5)
  • Civic Nationalist (-10)
  • Patriotic (+50)
  • Nationalist (+10)
  • Chauvinist (+5)
  • Racial Nationalist (or similar broad category) (-10)
  • Ethno-Nationalist (or similar narrow category) (-25)

Geopolitics

• • Western (-50)
  • Western Adjacent (-25)
  • Non-Aligned (+25)
  • East Adjacent (+5)
  • Eastern (+10)
• If none above apply...
  • Anarchistic Unaligned ()

Cultural Axis

• • Revolutionary (+15)
  • Progressive (+10)
  • Reformist (+10)
  • Syncretic (+25)
  • Conservative (-15)
  • Traditionalist (-5)
  • Reactionary (-25)

Technological Axis

• • Primal (-50)
  • Primitivist (-25)
  • Pre-Industrial (-25)
  • Deceleration (-10)
  • Moderate (+25)
  • Acceleration (+10)
  • Automated (+20)
  • Transhumanist (+100)
  • Posthumanist (-200)

Environmental Axis

• • Human Extinction (-100)
  • Radical Environmentalism (+15)
  • Eco-Fascism (+25)
  • Ecocentrism (+15)
  • Environmentalist (+10)
  • Moderate (-5)
  • Industrialist (-25)
  • Anthropocentric (-50)
  • Anti-Environmentalism (-75)
  • New Mass Extinction (-100)

War Axis

• • Pacifism (+25)
  • Non-engagement (+25)
  • Intervention (-50)
  • Irredentism (-5)
  • Revachism (-25)
  • Jingoism (-50)
• If none above apply...
  • Class Warfare (+50)

Religion Axis

• • Original Paganism (-25)
  • Hinduism (-10)
  • Orthodoxy (-10)
  • File:PCB-Catheo.png Catholicism (-10)
  • Islam (-25)
  • Judaism (-10)
  • Protestantism (+50)
  • Neo-Paganism (-10)
  • Wicca (-50)
  • Irreligion (-25)
  • Satanism (either atheistic or theistic) (-25)
  • Shinto (-5)

Results (feel free to add)

• Dr. Occo - 110
• Justaborrito Thought - 115
• Vistula Thought - -99999965
• Pantheonism - 20
• Artelordism - 110
• Heredism - 15 (lol)

How to Draw

File:SerbSocFlag.png

Flag of Ivanovism

The symbol used for Serbian Socialism in the polcompball is the flag of Strasserite Serbia

1. Draw the Serbian Tricolor
2. Add a red Star
3. Add Hammer and Sword
4. (Optional) add a Zastava

Alternative Drawing

You can also use this flag

File:SerbComFlag.png

Flag of Ivanovism

Influenced by

Proto-Titoism. Liberal Socialism. Market Socialism. Syndicalism Protestant Secularism National Communism

Relations

Drugovi (Comrades)

• Communism B A S E D
• Technocratic Socialism The restored SKJ should be led by the expert ro protect our Revolution.
• Lukashenkoism Best modern leader. (Calm down about LGBT)
• Proto-Titoism my greater master.
• Anti-Dengism Ready to troll some Revisionazis!
• LeninismHaha NEP go brrrr!
• Sapphic Titoism LGBT and Women's rights, Brotherhood and Unity!
• Kardeljism Decentralization? Pan-Balkanism? Ultra-Based and Yugopilled!
• File:Antianticom.png Anti-Anti-Communism Me and the niggaz.
• Christian Communism Naše Bože i Naša Domovino!
• Socialist Kemalism Based Turkish.
• Protestant Theocracy While i'm not a Theocrat, i'm still a devout Lutheran.
• Titoism

"S Titom, za tobom, kroz juriše plamne Pošli smo u odlučni boj! Partijo naša – iz pustoši tamne, – Stijeg nas je vodio Tvoj! Partijo naša – iz pustoši tamne, – Stijeg nas je vodio Tvoj!"

• Fascist Socialism NOT Literally me.
• Libertarian Marxism You are a Libertarian, but the POUM was based.
• Red Fascism Tito is not enough anti-capitalist and nationalist? Problem solved.
• National Communism Živela Komunistička Srbija!
• Rooseveltianism “I do not believe in communism any more than you do but there is nothing wrong with the Communists in this country. Several of the best friends I have got are Communists.” So bad Truman destroyed your plans.
• State Oriental Orthodoxy The savior of Abyssinia. Without you "Ethiopia" is a Chinese colony. So bad that some Soviet puppet removed you.
• Arab Socialism Long live the Slavic-Arab friendship. Also, the Non-Aligned Movement is based.
• Left-Social Democracy the only good modern SocDem. Wait, are you a Populist?!
• Fully Automated Gay Space Communism I am Yugosexual (Pansexual who slightly prefers Yugoslavs) but i suport you!
• Živkovism You are a Soviet satellite, but the EU bullied both Tito [1] and you [2].
• Attlee Socialism the only Social Imperialist i like. Tito's best friend in the UK.

Ljudi između (People in the Middle)

• Market Socialism we must adopt you, but STRONGLY REGULATED. Also dengoid china is not you. (Luckily)
• File:MladicTroll.png Mladićism A good general. Just stop taking orders from File:MilosevicAlt.png Milošević and killing Bosnians.
• Corbynism Sorry for what i said about you, i know that the Brexit was a Conservative Populist plot, but somebody had to do it.
• Putinism Эх, Америка! Anyways, please stop befriending China, that's unbased!
• Zyuganovism Comrade, why do you support Chinese Revisionist Fascism?
• Allendism based socialism, cringe democracy. But i'm still sad for your end.
• Peronism Ok. You seem good. Let me close an eye for Populism, Third Positionism and hosting Ustaše and you're perfect.
• Monarcho-Socialism I'm not a great fan of monarchies, but File:Cball-DemFedYugoslavia.png Democratic Federal Yugoslavia was based and Titopilled.
• Marxism Too extreme ideas, but still a great ideological master.
• Nazism Anti-Slavic and anti-communist, but Strasser gave me the flag.
• Stalinism your help at Beograd was unpayable but C*ntralism, killing Gorkić and imponing your hegemony in the Socialist world isn't that good.
• Euro "Communism" Your Humanist reforms are good, while your foreign policy really sucks. (Also Hoxha was right about you, Anticommunist son of a bitch)
• Hoxhaism a fellow enemy against Euro"Communism" but i will never forgot Koçi Xoxe.
• Dimitrovism Wait, you wanted to unite with Yugoslavia, but Stalin said no so you killed Traicho Kostov?! Bro are you ok?

Neprijatelji Naše Nacije (NNN lol) (Enemies of Our nation)

• Populism YOU!!! You dirty demagogue!!!
• Right-Wing Populism Basically the guy before but worse.
• Evrofašistička Zajednica Literally the EU.

Mi smo protiv ugnjetača I njihovih pomagača, Legionara i fašista! (We are against the oppressors and their collaborators, Legionnaires and fascists!)

• Social Democracy F**k you, fascist with a capitalist mask!
• Neoliberalism I am not populist, but i'm going to say it: FUCK OFF FASCISTIC CAPITALISTIC AND IMPERIALIST ESTABILISHMENT!
  • Ahh... I feel better.
• Capitalist Libertarianism I'll tread on you and your mom!
• Dengism DENGOLOID!
• Xi Jinping Thought NAZI DENGOLOID!
• Three Represents EVEN MORE DENGOLOID!
• Neoconservatism "Demokratska" NATO armija, a gospodar proklet i zao!
• Vaushism A🅱️🅱️hole! You ruined Socialism's name all over the World!
• File:Npsi ball.png Italian Liberal Socialism I live in Italy and i identify as a Liberal Socialist, so you Craxiyte, should explain why are you socialist! File:Npsi ball.pngNATO? NO!! File:Npsi ball.pngEuro? FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOCA🅱️🅱️O!! Now shut up!
• Soycial INJustice Warrior I don't give if i'm slightly progressive. I'm going to say it ONLY FOR TRIGGERING YOU: N-[Redacted]
  • Micro-Aggression! Micro-Aggr-BLAM!
    • Haha ripbozo
• Anti-Authoritarianism Destroying a left-wing republic for replacing it with right-wing ministates? You are just NATO again.
• File:Djilas.png Djilaism Vile parasite traitor who infected Savez Komunista Jugoslavije! May you rot in the Hell, you Godless infamous fascist capitalist [REDACTED] son of a bitch. JUST KYS. Don't thank Tito for not sending you to Goli Otok, because we really wanted to send, kill and drop you in the sea there. FUCK YOU SON OF A [Redacted]!
• Fake Leftism Go **** yourself stupud succdem son of a whore satanic stupid ni🅱️🅱️er.
• Rankovićism Kill yourself.
• Markovićism YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY HOMELAND! Jebeš Markovića, ružna kurvo Zapada! Vaše reforme su nas uništile i razdvojile!
• File:PinkDengf.png Pink Dengism I am not homophobic, but you're a motivation that could let me become it.
• Hedonism Why the fuck should i risk my life for pleasure?
• Ceausescuism I don't know if yours or modern Romania is the worst one. You ruined National Communism, Cretin!
• Thatcherism Ding Dong the 🅱️itch is dead!
• Karadžicism Yet another dickhead.
• Sali Berisha Kosovo je srce Srbije, deal with it!

Self-Inserts Relations

Drugovi (Comrades)

• Meridionalism I like your opposition to Stalinism and to modern SuccDems.

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Comments

• Comment if you wanna be added.
• Meridionalism - add me, SerbianSocialist
  • Ok. Btw, can you fix my page pls? Its still bugged
    • - got to wait until Borker uploads all the stuff from the Main wiki, also it’s been a while, am a Leninist and a Revolutionary Democratic Socialist, cause of course borker made be that

• Great British New Left - Hello again, old friend.
  • Hello, man