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Justaborrito Thought is the ideology of user File:BorritoJumping.gif Justaborrito.
Theory
Justaborrito believes that the capitalist economy of the United States should be changed to a market socialist economy over time. He also believes in the banning of all political parties, as well as cutting off all of America's major alliances, such as NATO
Relationships
Friends
- Benevolent Dictatorship - Benevolent dictatorship is the only good dictatorship.
- Technocracy - Smart people live longer than those who reply '🤓' to people who are at least 1 IQ higher than them
- Neutralism - Some Third World countries were based during the cold war.
Good
Mixed
Bad
Enemies
- Fascism and Nazism - No explanation.
- Capitalism - Horrible economic system that oppresses workers and killed almost a billion.
- National Capitalism - ...
- Kakistocracy - '🤓' -🤡
- SJW - You claim to fight for equality, yet it's obvious that you are discriminative towards Whites, men, straights, and cisgenders.
- Hyper-SJW - You know it's worse than a normal SJW if the only things supporting it are Satan and a pile of poop.
- State Liberalism - Literally a totalitarian SJW.
I refuse to believe this used to be me. - Alt-Right and Discord Moderationism - Get out of the basement. You've been in there for 7 years now.
- Zionism - Free Palestine!
- Imperialism, Neoconservatism, and Neoliberalism - America should be cut off from any foreign interventionism, as it always leads to a free country becoming a corrupt dictatorship.
Based
Good
- George Washington - Non-Partisanism, Anti-Debt, and Neutrality are extremely based! You were a capitalist that owned slaves, though, but that's because 1 - the idea of socialism didn't really exist yet and 2 - Most Americans around that time had slaves.
- Sun Yat-Sen - Tridemism (especially the Classical and Left-Wing variants) is a based ideology, but why the support for Zionism?
Mixed
- Muammar Gaddafi - Yes, the Jamahiriya was better than modern-day civil war-infested Libya, but I'm skeptical of you for supporting terrorist groups like the Shining Path.
- Salvador Allende - You had good ideas, but I guess you didn't really know how to work the economy I guess because I heard it was shit under your presidency.
Bad
- Donald Trump - The only good things about you were your attempts to ban Tiktok, and also your analysis on Post-War Libya. Your cult is overly annoying and will, for whatever reason, tend to bring up anything related to Biden in every existing conversation.
Also stop calling Liberals "communists", they are not left wing and WE DO NOT WANT THEM. - Joe Biden - Just because I don't like Trump doesn't mean I like you either. You are not fit to be president, since 1 - You're too old. 2 - You have dementia. And 3 - You have done nothing during your presidency other than sit back and fuel the culture war. Atleast it seems like your trying to ban Tiktok right now.
"Oh, someone's at the door? I'll get it. What the- the FBI? What are yo-" Last words of Justaborrito.
Cringe
- Pol Pot - Fascist hiding behind a handmade cardboard red mask.
- Abimael Guzman - Not a revolutionary at all, but rather a terrorist and a sadist.
- Xi Jinping - Fake socialist who (kind of) made Tiktok.
- Blaise Compaoré and Mobutu Sese Seko- I hope you two burn in hell you pieces of sh- [Comment removed by moderator]
- Oswald Mosley - Just another Nazi-sympathetic fascist. It's absolutely ridiculous how there's so many 15-year-old edgelords out there who support you.
- Idi Amin - Holy fucking shit. Killed thousands of his people, deported asians for no reason, resulting in a low economy, fucked up the environment....I'm glad he got overthrown.
Based
Good
Mixed
- Anti-Americanism - If you're against the government then that's cool, I guess. But if you're against the country and it's people, then it's cringe.
Bad
Cringe
Based
- MPLA - Long live the MPLA!
- General Jewish Labour Bund - Proof that Anti-Zionism is NOT Anti-Semitism!
Good
Mixed
Bad
Cringe
- Democratic Party and Republican Party - Both of you destroy America, feeding the people overexaggerated propaganda and dividing the nation. In fact, political parties as a whole is just a terrible idea for a nation.
- Shining Path - Literally the red ISIS.
Based
Good
Mixed
Bad
- BuzzFeed - Just an average SJW-dominated website. Thank god they're shutting down.
Cringe
- PragerU - Not only are you such a dumbass that you believe that a slightly left wing economy = communism and that "the British Empire did nothing wrong", but you also managed to try and reach your hyper-propagandic material to literal CHILDREN. It's also hilarious to me that you call yourself a university, yet your IQ is probably lower than god-knows-what.
- PETA - Massive satanic hypocrites who hide the evidence of their alleged animal abuse by claiming to protect animals, but then becoming literal SJWs in the process.
- 4chan - A homeland for Neckbeards and Neo-Nazis, and a hellhole for literally everyone else.
- Tiktok - The worst goddamn app in existence. Led the downfall of society, lowered the IQ and attention span of millions, sold data to the CCP, convinced random people into almost killing themselves/other people for clout, and many more horrific things that this... thing... did.
- File:Familysafteyicon.png Microsoft Family Safety - *Cue drums* STOP. BLOCKING. ME. WHEN. I. WANT. TO. DO. SOMETHING.
Based
Good
Mixed
Bad
- Ingen - A literal pedophile, but the only reason he isn't in the cringe section is because I still watch his videos for the music, because as a wise man once said: "Distinguish the arts from the artist" (though technically he didn't make the songs, he just uploads them but still.)
Cringe
Friends
- Serbian Socialism - First one to comment!
- .dotdotdotsam Thought
- Jefbol Thought
- Meowxism
- Great British New Left - Based and your analysis on the culture war is flawless.
- Yoda8soup Thought - Me but democratic. Still pretty based though.
- Meridionalism - This is actually very, VERY similar to me, except for the Anti-American sentiment.
Good
Mixed
- Neo-Glencoeism - Technocracy is based but capitalism and liberalism aren't.
Bad
- Brazilian Liberalism - Just another libtard. Atleast you're not an SJW
Enemies
- File:Crux Capitalism.png Crux-Capitalism - Well do I need to explain why?
- Rigby Thought - Great. A Neocon sympathetic to Zionism. How great. Luckily your just a character from a show I don't really care about so-
wait, what do you mean "add me?" are you someone's actual self-insert or a character ideology, I'm so confused...- Rigby Thought - I'm a actual self-insert, and "Rigby" is just my username lol
- General Dick Thought - Brazilian Liberalism but worse, becuase here they're now an SJW who hates white people because durr hurr Nazi Germany durr hurr Apartheid durr hurr Slavery.
Friends =
Good
Mixed
- Brazilian Justaborrito Thought - My weird son who's a filthy interventionist liberal but I still love him otherwise
Bad
Enemies
Cultural Left - Civil Rights | |
Center-Left | New Deal Liberalism |
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Main | Progressivism • Ultraprogressivism |
Far-Left | Jacobinism • FreePCB Server Discord Thought • Ultimate Ideal • State Liberalism |
Self-Insert | Baxism • Schumacherianism • Rocksism |
Ideologies of the USA - WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER | |
Main | |
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Parties | |
People | Coolidgism |
Self-Inserts | Venatrixism • Template:16384ismlink |
Technocrats - The experts are always right | |
Epistocrat | Noocracy |
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Meritocrat | Meritocracy |
Technocrat | Technocracy • Technoliberalism |
Scientocrat | Scientocracy |
Cyberocrat | Cyberocracy |
Environmentalists - Green hills and blue sky | |
Moderate / Productive | Eco-Transhumanism |
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Main | Environmentalism • Eco-Capitalism • Eco-Socialism • Eco-Anarchism • Eco-Conservatism • Green Liberalism • Green Libertarianism • Eco-Nationalism |
Radical | Eco-Fascism • Radical Environmentalism |
Self-Inserts |
Self Inserts - Literal Fanfiction | |
Auth Left | Aldathism • Alstūdism • National Wodenism • Baxism • Neocarlism • MugiKotobuki8814ism • Scorpism • BetterCallSneedism • National-Communitarian Theory • Imperial Socialism |
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Auth Unity | Aslanism • Evenoskyism • Caesarism • Matteo Thought • Nickfuentesfan Thought • Revolutionary Monarchism • Ziółkowskiizm • G-Man Toiletism |
Auth Right | Confederate Crusaderism • Isangtaoism • Tedcruzfan Thought • Second Anidiotoncrack Thought |
Left | Dankeism |
Center | SajZeal Model • NeoSajism • DDD Thought • Brazilian Liberalism |
Right | Quarkism |
Lib Left | Temujin Leeism • Kropotkinian Mutualism • Venatrixism • Neosyndicalism • Generouschalk0 thought • Rocksism • Radical Frisianism • Eleutherianism |
Lib Unity | Thompsonian Anarchism • Phill Tchaikovskism • Zelligism |
LibRight | TIIKKETMASTER thought • 2x2Master Thought |
Non Quadrant | Moxogenism |
Opposite Unity | |
Former Self-Inserts | Borker Thought • • Epoch Neo-Marxism |
Jokes | Revanchismo Panespañol • Eknadism • CubanCatholicFalangism |
Comments
Based comrade. Ah, can you add me?
- Template:.dotdotdotsam Thought - add me ?
- Sure!
- Jefbol Thought - add me?
- Sure
- File:Crux Capitalism.png Crux-Capitalism - Could you add me please?
- maybe, but I would have to put you in the enemies section because... well do I even need to explain?
- Meowxism - add me comrade?
- sure!
Neo-Glencoeism- add me?
Rigby Thought - Add me?
- um sure
- Rigby Thought - I've already added you by this time. meaning you should add me right now
- Great British New Left - Add me, comrade?
- Brazilian Liberalism - Add me?
- Yoda8soup - Add me?
- Brazilian Justaborrito Thought - What do you think about me?
- - Son, why the fuck do you support Cold War-era imperialism?
General Dick Thought - Add me