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*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - You were the saviour of the White Race and I support you against [[File:Stalin.png]] (((Stalin))). But you were a Socialist, and tried to invade the [[File:Cball-UK.png]] United Kingdom! <s>Also, the Holocaust never happened.</s> | *[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - You were the saviour of the White Race and I support you against [[File:Stalin.png]] (((Stalin))). But you were a Socialist, and tried to invade the [[File:Cball-UK.png]] United Kingdom! <s>Also, the Holocaust never happened.</s> | ||
*[[File:Church.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Churchillism]] - You were a based lad and one of my favorite prime minister because of your actions against [[File:ML.png]] Tankies and [[File:Cball-India.png]] Pajeets. That's said. But you were one of the founders of the [[File: | *[[File:Church.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Churchillism]] - You were a based lad and one of my favorite prime minister because of your actions against [[File:ML.png]] Tankies and [[File:Cball-India.png]] Pajeets. That's said. But you were one of the founders of the [[File:Globetard.png]] Globohomo, and you should have joined the [[File:Nazcollab.png]] Axis. | ||
*[[File:NasionaleParty(Apartheid).png]] [[Apartheid]] - You civilized the [[File:Blacknat.png]] niggers, fought against [[File:Cball-Angola.png]] Judeo-Bolsheviks [[File:Cball-Cuba.png]] and your whole "ethnic division" thing is based as fuck. What not to love about Apartheid? However, [[File:Cball-South Africa alt.png]] South Africa is still part of the [[File:BritishEmpire.png]] British Empire, and we aren't going to apologize for the Boer War. Cope. | *[[File:NasionaleParty(Apartheid).png]] [[Apartheid]] - You civilized the [[File:Blacknat.png]] niggers, fought against [[File:Cball-Angola.png]] Judeo-Bolsheviks [[File:Cball-Cuba.png]] and your whole "ethnic division" thing is based as fuck. What not to love about Apartheid? However, [[File:Cball-South Africa alt.png]] South Africa is still part of the [[File:BritishEmpire.png]] British Empire, and we aren't going to apologize for the Boer War. Cope. | ||
*[[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] [[Rhodesian Nationalism]] - You were just South Africa but better since you are more "anglified", and [[File:Rhodesian-Front.png]] Ian Smith may be one of my favorite historical leaders due to his fight against [[File:Mug.png]] communist niggers. But why the hell you seceded from the [[File:BritishEmpire.png]] British Empire? | *[[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] [[Rhodesian Nationalism]] - You were just South Africa but better since you are more "anglified", and [[File:Rhodesian-Front.png]] Ian Smith may be one of my favorite historical leaders due to his fight against [[File:Mug.png]] communist niggers. But why the hell you seceded from the [[File:BritishEmpire.png]] British Empire? | ||
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LARP Self-Insert "I am definitely a Bible believing Christian and not an occult pagan." - Christian Identity This self-insert is a LARP made by Gato Matador and their actual ideology is Brazilian Liberalism. It's probably best if you take this with a grain of salt, and this page most likely does not represent the actual political views of the user. |
Tom Thought is the based and redpilled political views of 
Tom from Eddsworld. The ideology believes in returning to the times of the 
British Empire by establishing a 
White Ethnostate which will remove the influence of 
Irish and 
Scottish cultures, deport all non-white 
immigrants, and 
restore the glory of the English Men.
Economy
I believe in 
laissez-faire economics with little economic intervention, inspired by the British philosopher, 
Friedrich Hayek. The only regulations that should exist should be 
Anti-Trust Laws to guarantee that 
Jewish Corporations doesn't monopolize the market, 
protect our industries through subzidies and tariffs and 
forbid business from promoting degeneracy. And I am also against 
Welfare because it spawns leaches and I believe everyone should be self-sufficient economically, and Healthcare and Education services should be privatez as well. And I also believe the personal ownership of 
slaves should be legal.
Social
I believe the 
United Kingdom should become a White Ethnostate, and this will be accomplished by deporting all 
non-whites 
from the country. Regarding Irish and Scottish people, I believe they can stay, but we should place restrictions on them in a form of 
Apartheid, which means they wouldn't be allowed to leave the Ireland or Scotland (just like blacks weren't allowed to leave the Bantustans). And I also believe the 
Jehovah's Witnesses Denomination should replace the 
Anglican Church as the English State Religion, and this will be accompanied by making 
Catholicism, 
Islam, 
Judaism and 
Hinduism illegal.
Government
I believe that an 
Aristocracy should replace the current Democratic Parliamentarianist system in the United Kingdom, but electoralism will remain to choose between which Aristocrat will become the Prime Minister and govern the country, but voting rights will only be avaliable to 
white property-owning adult males.
Foreign
I believe the British Empire should come back and we should retake our colonies BY FORCE! We should even colonize Ireland and assimilate the population by force, and likewise India, 
Canada, 
South Africa and 
Australia should return to us. I support 
NATO because I want to destroy the 
Judeo-Bolshevik 
hordes trying to destroy the White Race. And in the matters of the Israel-Palestine 
Palestine conflict, I support Israel because that should be a perfect place for the deported Jews to go, and I am 
Arabophobic as well.
Personality and Behavior
He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude.
Relationships
Friends
- White Supremacism - WHITE POWER!
National Capitalism - Perfect political and economical system.- British Imperialism - The past and the future are British!
- Monarcho-Fascism - God save the king!
Even if he is a cuck. 
Euroscepticism - If you support the EU you are a cuck. Nothing else.
Clerical Fascism - Christianity or perish.
Jehovah's Witnesses Theocracy - The only true denomination.
British Unionism - Union Jack baby!- Timocracy - Landchads are better voters and rulers than the common man, cope Libtards.
Classical Conservatism and 
Counter-Enlightenment - Going back to a time when faggotry didn't existed? Based!
Authoritarian Conservatism - Arrest all the degenerates!
Slavery - Cotton won't pick itself without niggers, didn't you know?- Ethnocracy - Keep Paddies and Krankles where they should be!
Ultranationalism - We were the rulers of the world, so we deserve glory.
Aristocracy - No retards in the government!- Hayekism - Your views on the government sucks a lot, but your economic policy is extremely based. And you are way better than (((Mises))).
Protectionism - Only local products should be consumed by us.
Cecil Rhodes Thought - Amazing man who civilized Africa.
Hamiltonianism - Based American. Your takes on Slavery were disgusting.
Anti-Communism - TCD
Neoconservatism - Just our old friend called NATO going to kick Commie ass again.
Banderaism - Russians got it!
Police Statism - Come here ye Black and Tans.
Eugenicism - If you are disabled, then cut your dick.
Cromwellianism - Gigachad who banned 
Gaymas, destroyed the 
Pedophiles and trolled 
Irishtards.
British Fascism - Gamin' Time! Why are you socialist?
Frenemies
Nazism - You were the saviour of the White Race and I support you against 
(((Stalin))). But you were a Socialist, and tried to invade the United Kingdom! Also, the Holocaust never happened.
Churchillism - You were a based lad and one of my favorite prime minister because of your actions against 
Tankies and 
Pajeets. That's said. But you were one of the founders of the 
Globohomo, and you should have joined the 
Axis.
Apartheid - You civilized the 
niggers, fought against 
Judeo-Bolsheviks 
and your whole "ethnic division" thing is based as fuck. What not to love about Apartheid? However, 
South Africa is still part of the British Empire, and we aren't going to apologize for the Boer War. Cope.
Rhodesian Nationalism - You were just South Africa but better since you are more "anglified", and 
Ian Smith may be one of my favorite historical leaders due to his fight against 
communist niggers. But why the hell you seceded from the British Empire?
Videlaism - You were based for an Argie. You did wonders against 
Judeo-Bolsheviks. But curse your successor Leopoldo Galtiere for invading Falklands! FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH! And admit it, Argies are just Spics with vitiligo.
Protestant Theocracy - You may be wrong on a lot of things but you are still a Christian brother. 
Your sons 
were very based by the way.
National Bolshevism - You are a Judeo-Bolshevik, but an acceptable one.
Thatcherism - The Paddeys got what had coming to them. Though, I still think you would be better as a homemaker.
Zionism - Whatever Kike, you will go to Israel and never leave! And you also did based things against 
Palestitards. Just don't ask for more billions of dollars in money, stupid Jew.
Austrian School - Your economic policy is 1000x better than 
Soycialism, that's for sure. But you should realize that some 
economic regulations are needed, like Anti-Trust Laws, Tariffs and laws against Woke Companies. I was really expecting a Jew to be against monopolization and faggotry?
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Enemies
Irish Republicanism - Disgusting Ir*sh who supports R*publicanism, S*cialism and Pr*gressivism. The Loyalists were too soft on you.
Socialism - Fucking commies ruining the economy! Also, most of you are 
Globohomo shills.
Liberalism - Libtards aren't welcome!
Republicanism - You are not British if you are a Republicuck. Deal with it!- Black Nationalism - Useless nigger with an IQ below 90 who should be enslaved. That's what you are.
LGBTism - Here's rope for you to hang yourself, and maybe get all other faggots to commit suicide along.
Feminism - You will make me a sandwitch.
Jewish Theocracy - Can you stop promoting degeneracy in the Western world for like, 5 SECONDS?- Catholic Theocracy - Don't touch little boys!
Gingers - I have a hair dye here. You can choose between having a black, brown or blonde hair, you orange fag! And a special "fuck you" to Matt.- Marxism-Leninism - Judeo-Bolshevik who destroyed my house!
Peronism - Lol, at least he had redeemable characteristics, but you are just an Arg*ntinian socialist cuck. Argentina should be nuked 1000 times just because this ideology exists.- Gift Economy - Say "Ho-Ho-Ho" again and I will put a bullet on your head.
Gandhian Socialism - Pajeet who make us lose the British Raj. Thanks god you later got what you deserved! It was done by another separatist Pajeet, but still...
Jihadism - Sand Niggers are fucking hypocrites. They fucking cry and seethe when we bomb them, but they bomb us even if we do nothing! You have based views on womens and fags, and I kind of likes you when you kill Kikes.
Enemies
Friends
Tedcruzfan Thought - My based American counterpart. We have our disagreements, like your support to 
Populism (even if 
based) and Republicanism, but otherwise you are nice.
Gamerism - You are too extreme in some parts, but overall, based guy.
Frenemies
Neocarlism - Your Classical Conservatism, oposition to the Enlightenment and 
Monarchism is very based. But your Socialism, 
Anti-Fascism and Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a 
Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.
Second Anidiotoncrack Thought - You could be perfect if you weren't an Irish separatist.
Enemies
DECBism - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.
Brazilian Liberalism - Fuck you Macaco Libtard! Even if you created my page.
B.S.o.D Fanism - An Anarkiddy Satanigger who hates Christianity? Fuck it! You have based views on Kikes, womens and Sand Niggers thought.- N.Brioism - A Judeo-Bolshevik who wants to genocide the White race? That's my opposite!
At least you are right about faggots, Macacos, Nips, Sand Niggers and Kikes.
