Pink Capitalism

Pink Capitalism
"Huge International Business Conglomerate says Trans Rights!"
Basic Information
Aliases	PinkCap Rainbow Capitalism Gay Capitalism Homocapitalism Progressive Capitalism Woke Capitalism SJW Capitalism Soulless Progressivism Slacktivist Libertarian Neoliberalism
Alignments	LibRight Culturally Left Capitalists
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Capitalism Progressivism Anarcho-Capitalism LGBT
Influenced	Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism

Pink Capitalism, Rainbow Capitalism, or formally Progressive Capitalism, is a culturally far-left, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with Anarcho-Capitalism) ideology which has they/them pronouns.

PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.

Personality

PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys, Nintendo switches, pornography, drugs, and wears a certain pair of pride flag socks everyday.

How to Draw

Flag of Pink Capitalism

1. Draw a ball with Eyes
2. Make a diagonal line through the ball
3. Make the above gold/yellow, and the below pink.

And you're finished.

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Yellow	#F5FF00	245, 255, 0
	Pink	#FFC0CB	255, 192, 203

Relationships

Friends

• LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
• Neoliberalism - My less radical self.
• Liberal Feminism - She gets me.
• LibRights - Business partners.
• Rockefeller Republicanism - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind!
• Anarcho-Naturism - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others i respect your lifestyle not matter what. Wanna buy some rainbow towels ?

Frenemies

• Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :(
• Fordism - Why would you need to brainwash people to do what they already want deep down?
• State Liberalism - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, but why the statism ?
• Revolutionary Progressivism - Based social views but violates the NAP too much.

Enemies

• Hoppeanism - EVIL NAZI "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
• Korwinism - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST"
• National Bolshevism - My arch-nemesis.
• Anarcho-Fascism - Evil Anarchist Reactionary Mob.
• Conservative Socialism - Slightly better version of Nazbol but still bad.
• Castroism and Guevarism - EVIL CONSERVATIVE COMMIES!
• Literally every AuthLeft ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
• Reactionary Socialism - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
• Traditionalism - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?

Further information

Wikipedia

• Pink capitalism

• LGBT marketing
• Pinkwashing (LGBT)
• Pink money

Online Communities

• r/PinkCapatilism

Gallery

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