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Tom Thought is the based and redpilled political views of 
Tom from Eddsworld. The ideology believes in returning to the times of the 
British Empire by establishing a 
White Ethnostate which will remove the influence of 
Irish and 
Scottish cultures, deport all non-white 
immigrants, and 
restore the glory of the English Men.
Economy
I believe in 
laissez-faire economics with little economic intervention, inspired by the British philosopher, 
Friedrich Hayek. The only regulations that should exist should be 
Anti-Trust Laws to guarantee that 
Jewish Corporations doesn't monopolize the market, 
protect our industries through subzidies and tariffs and 
forbid business from promoting degeneracy. And I am also against 
Welfare because it spawns leaches and I believe everyone should be self-sufficient economically, and Healthcare and Education services should be privatez as well. And I also believe the personal ownership of 
slaves should be legal.
Social
I believe the 
United Kingdom should become a White Ethnostate, and this will be accomplished by deporting all 
non-whites 
from the country. Regarding Irish and Scottish people, I believe they can stay, but we should place restrictions on them in a form of 
Apartheid, which means they wouldn't be allowed to leave the Ireland or Scotland (just like blacks weren't allowed to leave the Bantustans). And I also believe the 
Jehovah's Witnesses Denomination should replace the 
Anglican Church as the English State Religion, and this will be accompanied by making 
Catholicism, 
Islam, 
Judaism and 
Hinduism illegal.
Government
I believe that an 
Aristocracy should replace the current Democratic Parliamentarianist system in the United Kingdom, but electoralism will remain to choose between which Aristocrat will become the Prime Minister and govern the country, but voting rights will only be avaliable to 
white property-owning adult males.
Foreign
I believe the British Empire should come back and we should retake our colonies BY FORCE! We should even colonize Ireland and assimilate the population by force, and likewise India, 
Canada, 
South Africa and 
Australia should return to us. I support 
NATO because I want to destroy the 
Judeo-Bolshevik 
hordes trying to destroy the White Race. And in the matters of the Israel-Palestine 
Palestine conflict, I support Israel because that should be a perfect place for the deported Jews to go, and I am 
Arabophobic as well.
Personality and Behavior
He acts like Tom from Eddsworld, meaning he is very drunk and rude.
Relationships
Friends
- White Supremacism - WHITE POWER!
National Capitalism - Perfect political and economical system.- British Imperialism - The past and the future are British!
- Monarcho-Fascism - God save the king!
Even if he is a cuck. 
Euroscepticism - If you support the EU you are a cuck. Nothing else.
Clerical Fascism - Christianity or perish.
Jehovah's Witnesses Theocracy - The only true denomination.
British Unionism - Union Jack baby!- Timocracy - Landchads are better voters and rulers than the common man, cope Libtards.
Classical Conservatism and 
Counter-Enlightenment - Going back to a time when faggotry didn't existed? Based!
Authoritarian Conservatism - Arrest all the degenerates!
Slavery - Cotton won't pick itself without niggers, didn't you know?- Ethnocracy - Keep Paddies and Krankles where they should be!
Ultranationalism - We were the rulers of the world, so we deserve glory.
Aristocracy - No retards in the government!- Hayekism - Your views on the government sucks a lot, but your economic policy is extremely based. And you are way better than (((Mises))).
Protectionism - Only local products should be consumed by us.
Cecil Rhodes Thought - Amazing man who civilized Africa.
Hamiltonianism - Based American. Your takes on Slavery were disgusting.
Anti-Communism - TCD
Neoconservatism - Just our old friend called NATO going to kick Commie ass again.
Banderaism - Russians got it!
Police Statism - Come here ye Black and Tans.
Pinochetism - A based Commie hater from Latin America. Just don't come to the United Kingdom Spic.
Eugenicism - If you are disabled, then cut your dick.
Cromwellianism - Gigachad who banned 
Gaymas, destroyed the 
Pedophiles and trolled 
Fenians.
Frenemies
Enemies
Friends
Tedcruzfan Thought - My based American counterpart. We have our disagreements, like your support to 
Populism (even if 
based) and 
Republicanism, but otherwise you are nice.
Frenemies
Neocarlism - Your Classical Conservatism, oposition to the Enlightenment and 
Monarchism is very based. But your 
Socialism, 
Anti-Fascism and Catholicism are disgusting. And how are you even conservative if you support the UTTP? Because I remember the UTTP being controlled by a 
Judeo-Bolshevik Macaco.
Enemies
DECBism - Literally the abomination of the mankind. A Libtard, a Progcuck, and, to make the things worse, a nigger.
Brazilian Liberalism - Fuck you Macaco Libtard! Even if you created my page.
