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LARP Self-Insert
"I am definitely a Bible believing Christian and not an occult pagan." - Christian Identity

This self-insert is a LARP made by Gato Matador and their actual ideology is Brazilian Liberalism. It's probably best if you take this with a grain of salt, and this page most likely does not represent the actual political views of the user.

Joke
"Fuck them, they can't take a joke!" - Subgenius

This page is a joke, don't take this serious if you are easily offended.

Gumballism is an economically far-right, socially ambiguous, and post-libertarian ideology theorized by Gumball. It believes that, in order to progress, Argentina must become a neoreactionary state based on Land's ideas and purge all forms of d*mocracy inside it.

Beliefs

Economy

Gumballism is extremely against any form of economic intervention and wishes to see Argentina become a laissez-faire country just like Victorian Era England and Roaring Twenties United States. He wants to cut social services, privatize industries, scrap regulations and cut taxation.

Social

Being a pansexual, Gumballism is supportive of LGBT+ rights. Additionally he supports civil freedoms and the legalization and liberalization of drugs, gun ownership, abortions, hate speech, euthanasia and more. Despite his progressive background Gumballism still identifies as a Reactionary, wanting to promote Argentine culture indirectly through legislations, and is also a supporter of the Manosphere movement.

Government

Gumballism supports the Post-Libertarian philosophy emphatized by Moldbug. According to him, the only way to maintain a libertarian society is to scrap all forms of d*mocracy and proclaim an autocratic rule. Gumballism also wants to bring back Feudalism and create "Ethnic Republics" around Argentina inspired by South African Bantustans which will only allow ethnic minorities (mestizos, amerindians, blacks) to live inside them while barring them from living outside it.

Foreign

Gumballism is extremely aggressive against the United Kingdom because of the Falklands dispute, and wants to invade Falklands and assimilate the population into the Argentinian culture forcefully. He also supports Universal Nationalism.

Personality

He is very narcissistic and toxic towards his enemies, but has a soft spot for his friends.

Friends

  • Ludwigism - Please, stop with democracy bullshit and you'll be perfect. And we both like 'jaks and 'bertarianism.
  • Mordecaism - My baby self.

Frenemies

  • Rigby Thought - We both hate (((libs))) but you are a paternalistic cuck.
  • Tom Thought - Being capitalists who hate democracy made me like you, albeit, LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!

Enemies