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{{Character|name = Circulus Theoryball|image = Circulus for Polcompball Wikia.png|aliases = Cirulus, Ouboros, Lerouxism, ShitSoc|relatives = https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polcompballs/images/e/ee/Utsoc.png/revision/latest?cb=20200405195512 Utopian Socialismball (father)
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https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polcompballs/images/a/a7/Farm.png/revision/latest?cb=20200405194116 Agrarianism (unrecognized father)|affiliation = https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polcompballs/images/5/5f/Leftunity.png/revision/latest?cb=20200414090238 Left Unity|marital = Unwanted|birthDate = 1834|birthPlace = France}}'''Circulusball, '''full name '''Circulus Theoryball, '''is a Left Unity and socialist based polcompball <s>product</s> of https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polcompballs/images/e/ee/Utsoc.png/revision/latest?cb=20200405195512Agrarianism[[Utopian Socialismball]] and is a bastard son of https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polcompballs/images/a/a7/Farm.png/revision/latest?cb=20200405194116[[Agrarianismball|Agrarianismball.]] He wants to resolve the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malthusian_catastrophe  Malthusian Catastrophe] by collecting as taxes. According to Circulusball, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other he likes excrements.
{{Ideology
|title=[[File:Circulus.png]] Circulus Theory
|image=Circulus for Polcompball Wikia.png
|caption="Saving the economy, one dump at a time."
|aliases={{Collapse|
Circulus<br>
Ouboros<br>
Lerouxism<br>
ShitSoc<br>
[[File:Poopenfarten.png]] poopenfarten (by [[File:Kak.png]] German [[kakistocracy]])<br>
💩 Poopism<br>
[[File:Fartismball.png]] Fartism<br>
[[File:Poopsoc.png]] <s>PoopSock</s><br>
[[File:YouTube.png]] <s>[[Satirism|DaFuq!?Boom! Thought]]</s><br>
Green Elephant model<br>
The loathsome dung-eater<br>
<s>Wildlife.mov</s>
}}
|influences=
[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]<br>
<s>[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]]<br></s>
[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]]<br>
|alignments=
[[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|LeftUnity]]<br>
[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[:Category:Socialists|Socialists]]
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOufOh-kJMQ We Poop Everyday]<br> [https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o The Great Mighty Poo]<br>
[https://youtu.be/5lcszQm0KDc Let the pee pee hit the poo]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCryRt_yulc Youtube Poop intro]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHUqcNnZHM Poopenfarten Lullaby - Ayden George (TNO OST)]
|themecolor=#AB9565
|theorists=*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism|Pierre Henri Leroux]] (1797-1871) [[File:Cball-France.png]] France
}}
'''Circulus''',''' '''full name '''Circulus Theory, '''is a [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Left Unity]], socialism-based economic system who is a product of [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] and is a bastard son of [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Agrarianism.]] He wants to resolve the [[w:Malthusian_catastrophe|Malthusian Catastrophe]] by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.
 
==Personality==
==Personality==
For somebody he is vulgar, for others he is disgusting. What we can mark about him is that he is extravagant and he likes such things such as the Ouroborus and may see for hours how a snake eat himself or a dog running to it's own tail. Is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favourite film is "The Human Centipode". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very ignorant, kind and happy.
To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.
 
==How to Draw==
==How to Draw==
#Draw a ball and fill it with the #AB9565 colour
{{Flag|Circulus_flag.svg}}
#Draw a Ouroborus
#Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
#Draw a white circle in the center
# Add a snake head at the bottom
#(Optional) Draw with him an excrement
#(Optional) Draw with him an excrement
== Further Info ==
 
The only web I found: https://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Neocameralism
{{Flag-auto
|c1 = Brown
|h1 = #AB9565
|c2 = White
|h2 = #FFFFFF}}
 
==Relationships==
 
===Friends===
 
*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - You are the only one who understands me.
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - He gets it! <s>Wait, are you making fun of me?</s>
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Stalinism]] - Collecting [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Mao's]] poopoo [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926] is incredibly based.
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Fellow coprophile.
*[[File:Daddy_Himmler.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Heinrich Himmler]] - Yes, clog the toilet some more, please.
*[[File:Sewersoc.png]] [[Sewer Socialism]] - The sewer has lots of poopoo!
 
===Frenemies===
 
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Why do you hate me?!
 
===Enemies===
 
*I have no enemies <s>hahahahaha</s>.
 
==Further Information==
===Wikipedia===
 
*[[w:Circulus_(theory)|Circulus theory]]
 
===Literature===
 
*[https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1525/rep.2006.96.1.73?seq=1 Waste Not, Want Not: Excrement and Economy in Nineteenth-Century France]
 
===Articles===
 
*[https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-one-man-wanted-to-save-the-world-using-its-poop-1690733750 How One Man Wanted To Save The World By Taxing Its Poop]
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Circulus theoryball.png
Borisyukishvili-Shitsoc.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gnvoz1/how_do_you_pay_the_taxes/ Source]
Borisyukishvili-WackySocs.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/lj670g/wacky_socialist_meeting/ Source]
[[File:Property=TheftthereforeTheft=PropertyThereforeGiveMeAllYoourMoney.png
</gallery>
 
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Latest revision as of 09:32, 18 September 2024

Circulus, full name Circulus Theory, is a Left Unity, socialism-based economic system who is a product of Utopian Socialism and is a bastard son of Agrarianism. He wants to resolve the Malthusian Catastrophe by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.

Personality

To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.

How to Draw

Flag of Circulus Theory
  1. Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
  2. Draw a white circle in the center
  3. Add a snake head at the bottom
  4. (Optional) Draw with him an excrement
Color Name HEX RGB
Brown #AB9565 171, 149, 101
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

Enemies

  • I have no enemies hahahahaha.

Further Information

Wikipedia

Literature

Articles

Gallery

Navigation