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{{Ideology | {{Ideology | ||
|title = [[File: Circulus.png]] Circulus Theory | |title=[[File:Circulus.png]] Circulus Theory | ||
|image = Circulus for Polcompball Wikia.png | |image=Circulus for Polcompball Wikia.png | ||
|caption = Saving the economy, one dump at a time. | |caption="Saving the economy, one dump at a time." | ||
|aliases = Circulus<br> Ouboros<br> Lerouxism<br> ShitSoc<br> Poopism<br>[[File:Poopsoc.png]] <s>PoopSock</s> | |aliases={{Collapse| | ||
|influences = | Circulus<br> | ||
Ouboros<br> | |||
Lerouxism<br> | |||
ShitSoc<br> | |||
[[File:Poopenfarten.png]] poopenfarten (by [[File:Kak.png]] German [[kakistocracy]])<br> | |||
💩 Poopism<br> | |||
[[File:Fartismball.png]] Fartism<br> | |||
[[File:Poopsoc.png]] <s>PoopSock</s><br> | |||
[[File:YouTube.png]] <s>[[Satirism|DaFuq!?Boom! Thought]]</s><br> | |||
Green Elephant model<br> | |||
The loathsome dung-eater<br> | |||
<s>Wildlife.mov</s> | |||
}} | |||
|influences= | |||
[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]<br> | [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]<br> | ||
<s>[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]]<br></s> | <s>[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]]<br></s> | ||
[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]]<br> | [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]]<br> | ||
|alignments = | |alignments= | ||
[[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|LeftUnity]]<br> | [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|LeftUnity]]<br> | ||
[[File:Soc.png]] [[:Category:Socialists|Socialists]] | [[File:Soc-h.png]] [[:Category:Socialists|Socialists]] | ||
|song = [https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o The Great Mighty Poo]<br>[https://youtu.be/5lcszQm0KDc Let the pee pee hit the poo]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCryRt_yulc Youtube Poop intro] | |song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOufOh-kJMQ We Poop Everyday]<br> [https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o The Great Mighty Poo]<br> | ||
|themecolor = #AB9565 | [https://youtu.be/5lcszQm0KDc Let the pee pee hit the poo]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCryRt_yulc Youtube Poop intro]<br> | ||
|theorists=Pierre Henri Leroux (1797-1871) | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHUqcNnZHM Poopenfarten Lullaby - Ayden George (TNO OST)] | ||
}}'''Circulus''',''' '''full name '''Circulus Theory, '''is a [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Left Unity]], socialism-based economic system who is a product of [[File: Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] and is a bastard son of [[File: Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Agrarianism.]] He wants to resolve the [ | |themecolor=#AB9565 | ||
|theorists=*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism|Pierre Henri Leroux]] (1797-1871) [[File:Cball-France.png]] France | |||
}} | |||
'''Circulus''',''' '''full name '''Circulus Theory, '''is a [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Left Unity]], socialism-based economic system who is a product of [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] and is a bastard son of [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Agrarianism.]] He wants to resolve the [[w:Malthusian_catastrophe|Malthusian Catastrophe]] by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements. | |||
==Personality== | ==Personality== | ||
To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful. | |||
==How to Draw== | ==How to Draw== | ||
{{Flag|Circulus_flag.svg}} | {{Flag|Circulus_flag.svg}} | ||
#Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown | #Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown | ||
#Draw a white | #Draw a white circle in the center | ||
# Add a snake head at the bottom | |||
#(Optional) Draw with him an excrement | #(Optional) Draw with him an excrement | ||
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|h1 = #AB9565 | |h1 = #AB9565 | ||
|c2 = White | |c2 = White | ||
|h2 = #FFFFFF | |h2 = #FFFFFF}} | ||
}} | |||
== Relationships == | ==Relationships== | ||
=== Friends === | ===Friends=== | ||
* [[File: Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - You are the only who understands me. | *[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - You are the only one who understands me. | ||
* [[File: Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - He gets it! <s>Wait, are you making fun of me?</s> | *[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - He gets it! <s>Wait, are you making fun of me?</s> | ||
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Stalinism]] - Collecting [[File:Mao.png]] Mao's poopoo [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926] is incredibly based. | *[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Stalinism]] - Collecting [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Mao's]] poopoo [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926] is incredibly based. | ||
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Fellow coprophile. | *[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Fellow coprophile. | ||
*[[File:Daddy_Himmler.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Heinrich Himmler]] - Yes, clog the toilet some more, please. | |||
*[[File:Sewersoc.png]] [[Sewer Socialism]] - The sewer has lots of poopoo! | |||
===Frenemies === | ===Frenemies=== | ||
*[[File: Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Why do you hate me?! | *[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Why do you hate me?! | ||
===Enemies === | ===Enemies=== | ||
*I have no enemies <s>hahahahaha</s>. | *I have no enemies <s>hahahahaha</s>. | ||
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===Wikipedia=== | ===Wikipedia=== | ||
*[ | *[[w:Circulus_(theory)|Circulus theory]] | ||
===Literature=== | ===Literature=== | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Circulus theoryball.png | |||
Borisyukishvili-Shitsoc.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gnvoz1/how_do_you_pay_the_taxes/ Source] | Borisyukishvili-Shitsoc.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gnvoz1/how_do_you_pay_the_taxes/ Source] | ||
Borisyukishvili-WackySocs.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/lj670g/wacky_socialist_meeting/ Source] | Borisyukishvili-WackySocs.png|Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/lj670g/wacky_socialist_meeting/ Source] | ||
[[File:Property=TheftthereforeTheft=PropertyThereforeGiveMeAllYoourMoney.png | [[File:Property=TheftthereforeTheft=PropertyThereforeGiveMeAllYoourMoney.png | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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[[Category:Left Unity]] | [[Category:Left Unity]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:32, 18 September 2024
Circulus, full name Circulus Theory, is a 
Left Unity, socialism-based economic system who is a product of 
Utopian Socialism and is a bastard son of 
Agrarianism. He wants to resolve the Malthusian Catastrophe by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.
Personality
To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
- Draw a white circle in the center
- Add a snake head at the bottom
- (Optional) Draw with him an excrement
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brown | #AB9565 | 171, 149, 101 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
Relationships
Friends
Utopian Socialism - You are the only one who understands me.
Reactionary Socialism - He gets it! Wait, are you making fun of me?
Stalinism - Collecting 
Mao's poopoo [1] is incredibly based.
Kakistocracy - Fellow coprophile.
Heinrich Himmler - Yes, clog the toilet some more, please.
Sewer Socialism - The sewer has lots of poopoo!
Frenemies
Agrarianism - Why do you hate me?!
Enemies
- I have no enemies
hahahahaha.
