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[[File:ProgCap.png]] Progressive Capitalism [[File:ProgCap-Alt.png]]<br>
[[File:ProgCap.png]] Progressive Capitalism [[File:ProgCap-Alt.png]]<br>
[[File:Neolibert.png]] Libertarian Neoliberalism<br>
[[File:Neolibert.png]] Libertarian Neoliberalism<br>
[[File:Absurd ears.png]] Disney Model<br>
[[File:Fake_Progressive.png]] Fake/Soulless Progressivism (By [[File:Consocf.png]] [[:Category:Left_Unity|Leftists]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]])<br>
[[File:Fake_Progressive.png]] Fake/Soulless Progressivism (By [[File:Consocf.png]] [[:Category:Left_Unity|Leftists]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]])<br>
[[File:Cap.png]] Just Regular Capitalism (By [[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]])<br>
[[File:Cap.png]] Just Regular Capitalism (By [[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]])<br>
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[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[LibRight]]<br>
[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[LibRight]]<br>
[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Right Unity|RightUnity]]  (some)<br>
[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Right Unity|RightUnity]]  (some)<br>
[[File: Prgess.png]] [[:Category:Culturally Left|Culturally Left]]<br>
[[File:Prgess.png]] [[:Category:Culturally Left|Culturally Left]]<br>
[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[:Category:Libertarians|Libertarians]]<br>
[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[:Category:Libertarians|Libertarians]]<br>
[[File:Lib.png]] [[:Category:Liberals|Liberals]] ([[File:PinkLib.png]] Pink Liberalism, [[File:PinkDem.png]] Pink Democratism) <br>
[[File:Lib.png]] [[:Category:Liberals|Liberals]] ([[File:PinkLib.png]] Pink Liberalism, [[File:PinkDem.png]] Pink Democratism) <br>
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[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]]
[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]]
|variants=
|variants=
*[[File:PinkDem.png]] '''Pink Democratism/Twitter Democratism'''{{Refn|Named after the overwhelmingly pro-LGBT, “Blue No Matter Who” and anti-Sanders Democrats on Twitter.|group=Note}} {{Collapse|
[[File:PinkDem.png]] '''Pink Democratism/Twitter Democratism'''{{Refn|Named after the overwhelmingly pro-LGBT, “Blue No Matter Who” and anti-Sanders Democrats on Twitter.|group=Note}} {{Collapse|
**[[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialism (Most)
*[[File:Antipop.png]] Anti-Populism
**[[File:Hillary.png]] [[Third Way|Clintonism]]
*[[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialism
**[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Democratism]]
*[[File:Hillary.png]] [[Third Way|Clintonism]]
**[[File:YasQueen.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Girlboss Feminism]]  
*[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Democratism]]
**[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]] (Most)
*[[File:YasQueen.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Girlboss Feminism]]  
**[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]
*[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]]
**[[File:AntiAntiAbortion.png]] Pro-Abortion
*[[file:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]]
**[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] (Most)
*[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]]
**[[File:MSocdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Moderate Social Democracy]] (Some)}}
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]
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*[[File:AntiAntiAbortion.png]] Pro-Abortion
[[File: Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]]<br>
*[[File:MSocdem.png]] [[Social Liberalism]]  
}}
|influenced={{ScrollBox|
[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]]<br>
[[File:EndSARS.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|End SARS]] <br>
[[File:EndSARS.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|End SARS]] <br>
[[File:Homokorwin.png]] [[Korwinism|Homokorwinism]] <br>
[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]]
[[File:Laisvės partija.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Laisvės partija]] <br>
[[File: Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]]
}}
}}
|examples=  
|examples=  
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*[[File:Homocorp.png]] A third of companies in June
*[[File:Homocorp.png]] A third of companies in June
|theorists=
|theorists=
*[[File:RoyCohn.png]] [[LGBT Conservatism|Roy Cohn]] (1927-1986) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
*[[File:RoyCohn.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Roy Cohn]] (1927-1986) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
*[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy|Masakazu Tokura]] (1950-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Yoshihisa Aono]] (1971-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:CronyCap.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Heizō Takenaka]] (1951-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Moriaki Kida]] (1971-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[LGBT Conservatism|Van Darkholme]] (1972-) [[File:Hochi.png]] Vietnam / [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Van Darkholme]] (1972-) [[File:Hochi.png]] Vietnam / [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
*[[File:Sinema.png]] [[Fiscal Conservatism|Kyrsten Sinema]] (1976-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
*[[File:Sinema.png]] [[Fiscal Conservatism|Kyrsten Sinema]] (1976-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
*[[File:Neotech.png]] [[Technoliberalism|Masakazu Yanagisawa]] (1977-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:Neotech.png]] [[Technoliberalism|Masakazu Yanagisawa]] (1977-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:Ecocap.png]] [[Eco-Capitalism|Shinjirō Koizumi]] (1981-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:Davidson.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Dehenna Davison]] (1993-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK
*[[File:Davidson.png]] [[LGBT Conservatism|Dehenna Davison]] (1993-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK
*[[File:Gender Accelerationism.png]] {{PCBA|Gender Accelerationism|Kento Hoshi}} (1993-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Japan
*[[File:Femoid.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Diana zur Löwen]] (1995-) [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany<ref>She did a batshit insane interview with [[File:OlafScholz.png]] Olaf Scholz, where she talked about feminist foreign policy and failed to ask any critical questions. Also uses the word „Feminism“ to mean general progressivism and/or anything she sees as good.</ref>
|likes=[[File:Markets.png]] Free market capitalism<br>
|likes=[[File:Markets.png]] Free market capitalism<br>
[[File:Gay.png]][[File:Trans.png]] LGBT+ rights<br>
[[File:Gay.png]][[File:Trans.png]] LGBT+ rights<br>
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[[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia
[[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia
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'''Pink Capitalism''', '''Rainbow Capitalism''', or formally '''Progressive Capitalism''', is a culturally left-wing, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with [[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]]) ideology which has they/them pronouns.
'''Pink Capitalism''', '''Rainbow Capitalism''', or formally '''Progressive Capitalism''', is a culturally left-wing, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with [[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]]) ideology which has they/them pronouns.


PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.  
PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.  
== Variants ==
==Variants==
=== [[File:PinkLib.png]] Pink Liberalism ===
===[[File:PinkLib.png]] Pink Liberalism===
'''Pink Liberalism''' is a version of liberalism that focuses on socially progressive ideas like gay rights, but is more economically varied than pink capitalism is. Since pink capitalism is free-market capitalist, pink liberalism is a centrist version of pink capitalism.
'''Pink Liberalism''' is a version of liberalism that focuses on socially progressive ideas like gay rights, but is more economically varied than pink capitalism is. Since pink capitalism is free-market capitalist, pink liberalism is a centrist version of pink capitalism.


=== [[File:PinkDem.png]] Pink Democratism ===
===[[File:PinkDem.png]] Pink Democratism===
'''Pink Democratism''', also known as '''Twitter Democratism''', is pink capitalism ideologically applied to Twitter, most of the users who follow this ideology are supporters of New Democrats like Hillary and adheret to third-way neoliberalism practiced by these politicans. For the same reasons, you see a lot of content that denounces progressive democrats like Bernie Sanders.
'''Pink Democratism''', also known as '''Twitter Democratism''', is pink capitalism ideologically applied to Twitter, most of the users who follow this ideology are supporters of New Democrats like Hillary and adheret to third-way neoliberalism practiced by these politicans. For the same reasons, you see a lot of content that denounces progressive democrats like Bernie Sanders.


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==Relationships==
==Relationships==
===Friends===
===Friends===
*[[File: Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|LibRights]] - Business partners.
*[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|LibRights]] - Business partners.
*[[File: Les.png]] [[File: Gay.png]] [[File: Bix.png]] [[File: Trans.png]] LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
*[[File:Les.png]] [[File:Gay.png]] [[File:Bix.png]] [[File:Trans.png]] LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - My other big target demographic, they always come back everytime.  
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - My other big target demographic, they always come back everytime.  
*[[File: Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Most modern neolibs like my cultural policies and aesthetics.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Most modern neolibs like my cultural policies and aesthetics.
*[[File: Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - She gets me.
*[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - She gets me.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
*[[File: AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism]] - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others [[File:Hoppef.png]] I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
*[[File:AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism]] - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others [[File:Hoppef.png]] I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
* [[File: Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism]] - She gets me most of the time!
* [[File:Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism]] - She gets me most of the time!
*[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]] - A true ally of the LGBTQ community! Best friends forever!!!
*[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]] - A true ally of the LGBTQ community! Best friends forever!!!


===Frenemies===
===Frenemies===
*[[File: Rockrep.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism]] - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind! <s>Please dont regulate  me</s>
*[[File:Rockrep.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism]] - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind! <s>Please dont regulate  me</s>
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( <s>Thanks for buying my trans socks.</s>
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( <s>Thanks for buying my trans socks.</s>
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism]] - Part of the LGBT community, but a statist and fascist. <s>Thanks for buying my Pride T-shirt.</s>
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism]] - Part of the LGBT community, but a statist and fascist. <s>Thanks for buying my Pride T-shirt.</s>
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*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, and are arguably care equally much about helping the poor LGBTQQIP2SAA+ minorities, but why the excessive statism? I am basically just you anyways, just embrace a non-statist or anarchist view for optics and to look hip and reddit-gold worthy, if you did that you would be perfect!
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, and are arguably care equally much about helping the poor LGBTQQIP2SAA+ minorities, but why the excessive statism? I am basically just you anyways, just embrace a non-statist or anarchist view for optics and to look hip and reddit-gold worthy, if you did that you would be perfect!
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much.
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much.
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[LGBT Conservatism]] [[File:Homocon.png]] - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] [[File:Homocon.png]] - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
*[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Thatcherism]] - Hell yeah! More female Neoliberal Lead.... Wait, what do you mean that you are Anti-Feminist and Conservative???
*[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Thatcherism]] - Hell yeah! More female Neoliberal Lead.... Wait, what do you mean that you are Anti-Feminist and Conservative???
*[[File:NazAcc.png]] [[White Nationalism|Nazi Accelerationism]] - An evil homophobic Nazi... But thank you for buying my LGBT flags in order to burn them, ahahah<ref>[https://twitter.com/jake_hanrahan/status/1126798120375992321], @Jake_Hanrahan, Twitter,com.</ref>.
*[[File:NazAcc.png]] [[White Nationalism|Nazi Accelerationism]] - An evil homophobic Nazi... But thank you for buying my LGBT flags in order to burn them, ahahah<ref>[https://twitter.com/jake_hanrahan/status/1126798120375992321], @Jake_Hanrahan, Twitter,com.</ref>.


=== Enemies===
===Enemies===
*Literally every [[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|AuthLeft]] ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
*Literally every [[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|AuthLeft]] ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
*Most [[File:Authright.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|AuthRights]] - Homophobic bigots who want us behind bars.
*Most [[File:Authright.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|AuthRights]] - Homophobic bigots who want us behind bars.
*[[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - EVIL NAZI "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
*[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - EVIL REACTIONARY "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Commodities on pride month go brr.  
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Commodities on pride month go brr.  
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - Cringe tankie. <s>At least your modern followers are usually pro-LGBTQ</s>.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - Cringe tankie. <s>At least your modern followers are usually pro-LGBTQ</s>.
* [[File: Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism]] - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
* [[File:Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism]] - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
* [[File:Nazfem.png]] [[National Feminism]] - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
* [[File:Nazfem.png]] [[National Feminism]] - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
*[[File: Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
* [[File: Natbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - My arch-nemesis. Why you so mean to me? :( *cries*
* [[File:Natbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - My arch-nemesis. Why are you so mean to me? :( *cries*
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - You are a despotic, anti-capitalist, homophobic meanie!<s>at least I can sell weed</s>   
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - You are a despotic, anti-capitalist, homophobic meanie!<s> At least I can sell weed</s>   
*[[File:Anfashf.png]] [[Anarcho-Fascism]] - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
*[[File:Anfashf.png]] [[Anarcho-Fascism]] - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Slightly better version of ReactSoc but still bad.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Slightly better version of ReactSoc but still bad.
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*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Homophobic commie who keeps arresting all my customers.
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Homophobic commie who keeps arresting all my customers.
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
*[[File: trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Evil c*nservative who thinks that I am a socialist and marxist.
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Evil neo-fascist who thinks that I am a socialist and marxist.
*[[File: Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - I am not a commie, OK?
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - I am not a commie, OK?
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
*[[File: Stalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Stalinism]] - You sent gays to the gulag, commie scum!
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Stalinism]] - You sent gays to the gulag, commie scum!
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you!
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you!
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - Corrupt crony capitalist who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - Corrupt crony capitalist who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - My polar opposite.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - My polar opposite.
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Commies may suck, but you are still an Authoritarian bigot
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Commies may suck, but you are still an Authoritarian bigot
*[[File:IslamCap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Islamic Capitalism]] - Why are you so misogynist and homophobic? Spending resources on persecuting gays is a net drain on a budget, locking women in the kitchen decreases their productivity, and trying to enforce wearing hijabs is also a net drain. Don't you care about the money?


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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PinkCap.png|Older portrait
PinkCap.png|Older portrait
Pinkcapitalist.png|Portrait by [[Community:Spade|Spade]]
Pinkcapitalist.png|Portrait by [[Community:Spade|Spade]]
AverageJune.png|By [[File:Uslib.png]] DECB
</gallery>
</gallery>


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*[[File:Reddit.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PinkCapatilism/ r/PinkCapatilism]
*[[File:Reddit.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PinkCapatilism/ r/PinkCapatilism]


=== Articles ===
===Articles===
* [https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/19/opinion/sunday/progressive-capitalism.html Progressive Capitalism is Not an Oxymoron]
* [https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/19/opinion/sunday/progressive-capitalism.html Progressive Capitalism is Not an Oxymoron]


Latest revision as of 01:29, 20 September 2024

Pink Capitalism, Rainbow Capitalism, or formally Progressive Capitalism, is a culturally left-wing, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with Anarcho-Capitalism) ideology which has they/them pronouns.

PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.

Variants

Pink Liberalism

Pink Liberalism is a version of liberalism that focuses on socially progressive ideas like gay rights, but is more economically varied than pink capitalism is. Since pink capitalism is free-market capitalist, pink liberalism is a centrist version of pink capitalism.

Pink Democratism

Pink Democratism, also known as Twitter Democratism, is pink capitalism ideologically applied to Twitter, most of the users who follow this ideology are supporters of New Democrats like Hillary and adheret to third-way neoliberalism practiced by these politicans. For the same reasons, you see a lot of content that denounces progressive democrats like Bernie Sanders.

Personality

PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys and non-straight pornography, occassionaly the same goods as normal cap, but rainbow colored.

How to Draw

Flag of Pink Capitalism
  1. Draw a ball with Eyes
  2. Make a diagonal line through the ball
  3. Make the above gold/yellow, and the below pink/hot pink.

And you're finished.

Color Name HEX RGB
Yellow #FFF200 255, 242, 0
Hot Pink #FB44BB 251, 68, 187
Gold #F9DA62 249, 218, 98
Pink #E966BB 233, 102, 187


Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

  • Rockefeller Republicanism - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind! Please dont regulate me
  • Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( Thanks for buying my trans socks.
  • Homofascism - Part of the LGBT community, but a statist and fascist. Thanks for buying my Pride T-shirt.
  • Fordism - Why would you need to force people to take soma when you can instead sell it for profit?
  • State Liberalism - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, and are arguably care equally much about helping the poor LGBTQQIP2SAA+ minorities, but why the excessive statism? I am basically just you anyways, just embrace a non-statist or anarchist view for optics and to look hip and reddit-gold worthy, if you did that you would be perfect!
  • Revolutionary Progressivism - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much.
  • Homoconservatism - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
  • Dengism - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
  • Thatcherism - Hell yeah! More female Neoliberal Lead.... Wait, what do you mean that you are Anti-Feminist and Conservative???
  • Nazi Accelerationism - An evil homophobic Nazi... But thank you for buying my LGBT flags in order to burn them, ahahah[2].

Enemies

  • Literally every AuthLeft ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
  • Most AuthRights - Homophobic bigots who want us behind bars.
  • Hoppeanism - EVIL REACTIONARY "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
  • Marxism - Commodities on pride month go brr.
  • Marxism-Leninism - Cringe tankie. At least your modern followers are usually pro-LGBTQ.
  • Anarcha-Feminism - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
  • National Feminism - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
  • Objectivism - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
  • Korwinism - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
  • National Bolshevism - My arch-nemesis. Why are you so mean to me? :( *cries*
  • Juche - You are a despotic, anti-capitalist, homophobic meanie! At least I can sell weed
  • Anarcho-Fascism - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
  • Conservative Socialism - Slightly better version of ReactSoc but still bad.
  • Conservative Feminism - C'mon, why be a stay-at-home mom in a stable relationship when you can be a stripper at a lesbian nightclub?
  • Castroism & Guevarism - EVIL COMMIES! I'm gonna sell your face on shirts anyway.
  • Maoism - Homophobic commie who keeps arresting all my customers.
  • Reactionary Socialism - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
  • Traditionalism - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
  • Alt-Right - Evil neo-fascist who thinks that I am a socialist and marxist.
  • Alt-Lite - I am not a commie, OK?
  • Anarcho-Communism - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
  • Stalinism - You sent gays to the gulag, commie scum!
  • National Capitalism - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you!
  • Putinism - Corrupt crony capitalist who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia.
  • Fourth Theory - My polar opposite.
  • Pinochetism - Commies may suck, but you are still an Authoritarian bigot
  • Islamic Capitalism - Why are you so misogynist and homophobic? Spending resources on persecuting gays is a net drain on a budget, locking women in the kitchen decreases their productivity, and trying to enforce wearing hijabs is also a net drain. Don't you care about the money?

Gallery

Portraits

  • Portrait by TheGreenGuy

    Portrait by TheGreenGuy

  • Older portrait

    Older portrait

  • Portrait by Spade

    Portrait by Spade

  • By DECB

    By DECB

Comics and Artwork

  • "Capitalists Compass" by Spade

    "Capitalists Compass" by Spade

Further information

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Notes

  1. ↑ Named after the overwhelmingly pro-LGBT, “Blue No Matter Who” and anti-Sanders Democrats on Twitter.

References

  1. ↑ She did a batshit insane interview with Olaf Scholz, where she talked about feminist foreign policy and failed to ask any critical questions. Also uses the word „Feminism“ to mean general progressivism and/or anything she sees as good.
  2. ↑ [1], @Jake_Hanrahan, Twitter,com.

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