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{{Character|name = [[File: Pinochet.png]] Pinochetismball|image = Pinochetismo.png|imagecaption = Start up the rotors...|aliases = Helicopterman|affiliation = [[File: Authright.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|Auth-right]]|relatives = [[File: Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatismball]] (backer)}}'''Pinochetismball''', or if you want to follow the Spanish name "'''Pinochetismobola'''" is an ideology based around the politics of General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically right-wing, culturally right-leaning, and authoritarian it finds itself near the top-right corner of the political compass. It loves helicopters and dropping commies out of them.
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{{Ideology
|title=[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] Pinochetism [[File:FreePinochetism.png]]
|image=pinochet_art.png
|textcolor = #FFFFFF
|themecolor = #ED1C24
|caption=‘‘Hey commie, wanna go for a helicopter ride?’’
|aliases=
[[File:Conde.png]] {{Color|pink|El Conde}}<br>
[[File:ÁngelLiber.png]] Angel of Liberty (Coup, by supporters) <br>
[[File:Pncht.png]] Pinochetismo<br>
[[File:Helicopter Man.png]] Helicopterman<br>
[[File:Pinocho.png]] Pinocchio (By the Opposition [[File:FreeAnti-Pinochetism.png]])<br>
[[File:Authcapcon.png]] Authoritarian Capitalist Conservatism<br>
[[File:CapStalin.png]] Capitalist Stalinism<br>
[[File:Neoliberal-Steroids.png]] Neoliberalism on Steroids<br>[[File:NeolibAutocrat.png]] Neoliberal Autocracy<br>
El Tata<br>
Mi General (By his supporters)<br>
[[File:Stratoneolib.png]] [[Stratocracy|Stratocratic]] [[Neoliberalism]]<br>[[File:ChiAuth.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Authoritarianism]]-[[Chicago School|Chicagoan School]][[File:Chiauth.png]]<br>
[[File:NeoLibFash.png]] [[National Capitalism|Neoliberal Fascism]] (wrongly)<br>
Reddit Dictator<br>
[[File:AttackHelicopter.png]] [[Satirism|Attack Helicopter Gender]] [[File:WokePinochet.png]]<br>
Neoliberal Caudillismo<br>
Chilean Authoritarian Capitalism<br>
Chilean Liberal Autocracy<br>
Civical Militar Government<br>
<s>Los Pollos Hermanos</s><br>
<s>Commie Skydiving Instructor</s><br>
The Chilean Military Revolution (by Hermógenes Pérez de Arce)<br>[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism|Futa Lonco]]<br>
[[File:ZoomerAuthRight.png]] [[Alt-Right|Zoomer AuthRight]]
|alignments=
[[File:Authright.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|AuthRight]]<br>
[[File:Trad.png]] [[:Category:Culturally Right|Culturally Right]]<br>
[[File:Lib.png]] [[:Category:Liberals|Liberals]]<br>
[[File:Cap.png]] [[:Category:Capitalists|Capitalists]]<br>
[[File:Nation.png]] [[:Category:Nationalists|Nationalists]]<br>
[[File:QuasiFash.png]] [[Quasi-Fascism]] gang (Accused)
|likes=🚁 Helicopters<br>
Hawker Hunters<br>
[[File:Dead Commie.png]] Dead commies<br>
[[File:Cball-US.png]] The USA<s>when they are not backstabbing us</s><br>
Military parades<br><s>🐶 Dogs 🐶</s><ref>Íngrid Olderöck rapped his victims with dogs.</ref>
|dislikes=Commies
Allende
|definition=
|song=[https://youtu.be/3xfeSWVgF1w Mi general Augusto Pinochet]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LwRWG0bu2Y Marcha Alborada]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbCsiqtzi9g Marcha Mensaje A Mi Madre]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNkT1o6LmFQ Libre (Chilean Army Version)]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ZJqYq84lA Soy soldado conscripto]<br>
[https://youtu.be/SxrkkmEe80I Start up the Rotors]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8aD33lGnH4 Fuck Tankies] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaTAflO6tszsKc2iTWhwOVg/videos The Coomers]<br>
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULfmowbNlK0&pp=ygUNYWlyd29sZiB0aGVtZQ%3D%3D Airwolf Intro]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Um54ex5P6M LEGO City Commercial Music]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GCEHGcMtaM Elevate - Big Time Rush]<br>
<s>[https://youtu.be/3ExGuHWdXCE HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER]</s><br>
<s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-qBp-8DnFE DJ Guuga e MC Pierre - Helicoptero]</s><br>
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YThSWVxUO_k I Need a Pinochet]
|influences=[[File:Anticommunism.png]] [[Anti-Communism]]<br>
[[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialism<br>
[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]]<br>
[[File:Caudillo.png]] [[Caudillismo]]<br>
[[File:Chilib.png]] [[Chicago School]]<br>
[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]]<br>
[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]<br>
[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]]<br>
[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]]<br>
[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]<br>
[[File:RightSocauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism]] (initially self-proclaimed, until 1975){{Refn|In some speeches made by Augusto Pinochet back in 1973, he claimed that worker's achievements from Allende's government would be kept; Neoliberal economic reforms did not start until 1975.|group=Note}}<br>
[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] (partially during 1973-1975)<br>
[[File:StratoDictature.png]] [[Stratocracy]]<br>
[[File:MagicPT.png]] [[Zionism]]<ref>[https://www.thejc.com/news/features/when-jews-made-friends-with-pinochet-the-tyrant-1.459762 ''"When Jews made friends with Pinochet the Tyrant"''], TheJC.</ref><br>
|influenced=
[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] (Some)<br>
[[File:Bolsonarism.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism#Brazil|Bolsonarism]]<br>
[[File:ChiAuth.png]] [[Chicago School|Chicago Boys]]<br>
[[File:Republican chile.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism#Chile|Kastism]]<br>
[[File:Kelthuz.png]] [[Korwinism|Kelthuzism]]<br>
[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]]
|examples=*[[File:Cball-Chile.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Republic of Chile under Augusto Pinochet's military dictatorship]] (1973-1990)
|theorists=*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] '''Military Junta members''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Augusto]] [[Neoliberalism|Pinochet]] (1915-2006)
**[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism|José Toribio Merino]] (1915-1996)
**[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism|César Mendoza]] (1918-1996)
**[[File:Leigh.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Gustavo Leigh]] (1920-1999)
**[[File:WhiteTerror.png]] [[Stratocracy|Sergio Arellano Stark]] (1921-2016)
**[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Fernando Matthei]] (1925-2017)
**[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism|Manuel Contreras]] (1929-2015)
**[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Miguel Krassnoff]] (1946-)
}}
*[[File:Helicopter_Man.png]] '''Collaborators''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Moder.png]] [[Moderatism|Sergio Onofre Jarpa]] (1921-2020)
**[[File:ColoniaDignidad.png]] [[Cultism|Paul Schäfer]] (1921-2010)
**[[File:LaViejaLucia.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Lucía Hiriart]] (1923-2021)
**[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism|Michael Kast]] (1924-2014)
**[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism|Pablo Rodríguez Grez]] (1937-)
**[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism|Michael Townley]] (1942-)
**[[File:Psychopathy.png]] [[Police Statism|Íngrid Olderöck]] (1943-2001)
**[[File:UDI.png]] [[Christian Democracy|Jaime Guzmán]] (1946-1991)
**[[File:JosePiñera.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|José Piñera]] (1948-)
**[[File:Authoritarian_Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Cristián Labbé]] (1948-)
**[[File:AvanzadaNacional.png]] [[Police Statism|Álvaro Corbalán]] (1951-)
}}
*[[File:Pinochet.png]] '''Modern Pinochetists''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:NeoPinochet.png]] [[National Liberalism|Hermógenes Pérez de Arce]] (1936-)
**[[File:Gremialismo.png]] [[Christian Democracy|María Angélica Cristi]] (1941-)
**[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|Patricia Maldonado]] (1950-)
**[[File:UDI.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Iván Moreira]] (1956-)
**[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|Ignacio Urrutia]] (1957-)
**[[File:AntiNative.png]] [[National Conservatism|Gloria Naveillán]] (1960-)
**[[File:Republican_chile.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|José Antonio Kast]] (1966-)
**[[File:GonzaloLira.png]] [[Manosphere|Gonzalo Lira]] (1968-)
**[[File:johannes_kaiser.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Johannes Kaiser]] (1976-)
**[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Camila Flores]] (1987-)
**[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right|Sebastián Izquierdo]] (1988-)
}}
*[[File:World.png]] '''Foreign Supporters''' {{Collapse|
**[[file:EmílioMédici.png]] [[Medicism|Emílio Garrastazu Médici]] (1905-1985) [[file:Cball-Brazil.png]] Brazil
**[[File:Reagan.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Ronald Reagan]] (1911-2004) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
**[[File:Nixon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Richard Nixon]] (1913-1994) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
**[[File:HenryKissinger.png]] [[Machiavellianism#Kissingerism|Henry Kissinger]] (1923-) [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany/[[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
**[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Margaret Thatcher]] (1925-2013) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK
**[[File:StefanoDelleChiaie.png]] [[National Capitalism|Stefano Delle Chiaie]] (1936-2019) [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Italy
**[[File:AlbertoFujimori.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Alberto Fujimori]] (1938-2024) [[File:Cball-Peru.png]] Peru
**[[File:Bolsonarism.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Jair Bolsonaro]] (1955-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] Brazil
**[[File:NatoNazi.png]] [[National Capitalism|Christopher Charles Cantwell]] (1980-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
**[[File:Kelthuz.png]] [[Korwinism|Tomasz Paweł Czapla]] (1983-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland
**[[File:Tarrio.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Enrique Tarrio]] (1984-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
}}
}}
'''Pinochetism''' is an ideology based on the politics of General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically [[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|right-wing]], strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the [[File:ChicagoSchool.png]] Chicago School, culturally [[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism|right-leaning]], and highly [[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|authoritarian]], it opposes any kind of [[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism|economic leftism]] (especially [[File:Commie.png]] [[:Category:Communists|Communism]]) and the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.


Pinochetism was born when [[File: Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatismball|NeoCon]] as a way to tell [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninismball|MarxLen]] "fuck off" overthrown a recently elected socialist government there and instituted Pinochet.
It loves 🚁 helicopters and dropping [[File:ML.png]] [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[:Category:Communists|Communists]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Zapa.png]] out of them.  


== Personality ==
==History==
He likes helicopters.
[[File:Angel_libertad.png|thumb|165px|left|Liberty angel (''Ángel de la libertad'') was the female figure used to commemorate the military coup against Allende's administration.]]
On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the [[w:Operation_Condor|Operation Condor]], during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such a theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).


He also likes commies, when they are dead. Preferably in the ocean.
In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.


== How to Draw ==
Although Pinochet was authoritarian and anti-communist, the scholarly consensus is that Pinochet does not fit under the classic definition of [[File:fash.png]] [[Fascism]] due to his support for [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Neoliberal economics]] and lack of belief in [[File:Ultranat.png]] [[Ultranationalism|Palingenetic ultranationalism]].
# Draw a ball,
 
# Fill it with red,
==Personality==
# Fill the top half with white,
He likes 🚁 helicopters and flying on them.
# Fill the top-left corner with blue and draw a white, helicopter,
 
# (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
He also likes [[File:Soc-h.png]] [[:Category:Communists|commies]] especially when they are dead, preferably in the ocean, and more if they were thrown from a helicopter.
 
==How to Draw==
The design of Pinochetism is simply a Chilean flag, as Augusto Pinochet ruled Chile, but using a helicopter in place of a star, to represent the Death Flights.
{{Flag|Pinochet_flag.svg}}
[[File:Alternate Pinochet Flag.png|thumb|right|220px|Alternative Flag of Pinochetism]]
# Draw a ball with eyes.
#Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
#Fill the space underneath with red.
#Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
#Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
#Draw a 🚁 helicopter in the blue space
#(Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
## Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
## Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
## Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
## Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
## Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
## Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
## On the top draw a red oval
## On the top draw a red oval
## On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden colour which are connected
## On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
## Between the aches draw a white star.
## Between the aches draw a white star.
# Draw eyes, and you're done!


== Relationships ==
==Relationships==
===Copilotos (Co-pilots)===
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - [[File:Reagan.png]] Reagan and [[File:Thatcher.png]] Thatcher are the best buddies one can possibly get. <s>But why did you betray me by allowing me to be imprisoned in 1991?</S>
*[[File:ChiRhoInt2.png]] [[Integralism]] - Catholic Social Thought is the most based thing ever, and [https://www.vatican.va/content/pius-xi/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-xi_enc_19370319_divini-redemptoris.html Pope Pius XI's encyclical against atheistic communism] is deeply inspiring to me.
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - Based trading partner and staunch ally against the Red Menace. You are the TRUE Korea.
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism]] - Merino liked you a lot.
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - My longtime supporter. Schäfer was a great help with eliminating those commies! However, our neoliberal allies loathe you for your <s>and my</s> sheltering of German war criminals. <s>And stop complaining about my backing of Israel!</s>
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Best father a son could ever ask for.
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - We met avidly watching military parades.
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] - We're similar in several ways and I use your ideas to design my social policies.
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - Based admirer of mine from Israel.
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Socialism is caca, yes.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - [https://imperialglobalexeter.com/2019/05/09/how-pinochet-turned-chile-into-a-globally-admired-model-of-authoritarian-capitalism/ The only commie I like], but then again does he count as one?
*[[File:Chilib.png]] [[Chicago School]] - My chief policy advisor and the architect of the Chilean Miracle.
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] and [[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - ¡Morir luchando, marxistas ni cagando!
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]] - Excellent work with Colonia Dignidad.
*[[File:Hayek.png]] [[Hayekism]] - I appreciate your endorsement of my regime and your ideas intrigue me.
*[[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionarism]] - We have a lot in common, but you are very strange.
 
===Pasajeros (Passengers)===
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - I like your economics but you're a [https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/94-1976/s642 filthy backstabber].
*[[File:fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Your authoritarian methods and militant anti-communism are based, but embrace the supremacy of the free market dammit!
*[[File:corptism.png]] [[Corporatism|CEPALism]] - Same as above. The corruption and inefficiency that is the ISI model only hinders our potential.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Stop denying it, you know you love me.
*[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - Like the above, but better.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - A dictatorial neoliberal like me, but I am quite disgusted with the progressivist and globalist degeneracy. And I myself am a stalwart socio-cultural conservative, we're not getting the ride. Though I may revile anything smacking of gay rights, I respect your identity as an attack helicopter that throws out commies.
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - I am touched by your love for helicopters but only [[File:ML.png]] commies, not <s>some</s> liberals get the ride!
*[[File:Christiandemocracy_chile.png]] [[Christian Democracy]] - You too threw corn to the barracks, stop attempting to distance yourself from me. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnECpGlTUdI Aylwin knew what was going on.]
*[[File:libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - No, for the last time, I'm not going to hire female pilots! My male ones seem to be doing their job right.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy#Vladimir_Putin|Putinism]] - Thank you for praising me<ref>[https://www.nd-aktuell.de/artikel/461493.pinochet-als-vorbild.html?sstr=putin], ND-Aktuell.de.</ref><ref>[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/mar/31/russia.iantraynor], TheGuardian World News.</ref>, preventing commie filth from winning elections, and for following in my footsteps by jailing your country's oligarchs during instability periods, but end support for [[File:Castro.png]][[File:Sandinism.png]][[File:Chavismo.png]][[File:Soc21.png]] [[National Communism|t]][[Christian Socialism|h]][[Chavismo|e]][[Socialism of the 21st Century|m]] and we will talk. And why do you hang out with [[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory|him]] and reject neoliberalism? At least we both hate degenerate progressives.
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - Accepting the right of commies to live their lives as they please? What nonsense. At least you also admire Milton Friedman.
*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - Seems like a cool guy, but too leftist economically, <s>according to [[File:Hayek.png]] him, as I was initially going to be an economic statist if it wasn't for him.</s> However I had to use you back in 1981 to (temporarily) expropriate Chilean oligarchs' banks and imprison them.
*[[File:Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism]] - Pick one side, I cannot throw away your bad side without the good side dying.
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - On one hand, you are one of the most famous commies, but on the other hand you channelled aid to Chile when the Americans were turning their backs on us. We both hate the Soviet Union and its satellite states, but for very different reasons. And yes, we were also one of the first capitalist nations to recognize the PRC.
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] and [[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - Bow to the state already. We share many common goals, don't we?
*[[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - I'm a Freemason but I pragmatically discarded it and embraced Catholic teachings when I took over Chile.
 
===Comida para pez (Fish food)===
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - "When Chileans understand what is communism about... When they understand the deception, the fallacies, how they're being deceived... They will realize we were right."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8LJEk5hNHU], Youtube.com.</ref><s>(don't blame me for the human right violations and 2nd highest Gini coefficient in the world. It was a marginal mistake by him [[File:Hayek.png]])</s>
*[[File:MLM.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism–Maoism]] - Senderistas get the ride!
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - Exporting the revolution while your people are starving? You're a horrible leader and I slaughtered your supporters.
*[[File:Mir_chile.png]] [[Guevarism]] - And you're an awful example for our youth.
*[[File:LiberationTheo.png]] [[Liberation Theology]] - Partisans who disguise themselves as priests must be killed as well
*[[File:Allende.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|Allendism]] - We only carried out our patriotic duty to oust an unconstitutional president. <s>If anything you should thank me since my putting you out of your misery has ensured you're more positively remembered than you would have been if the 1973 operation had never happened.</s>
*[[File:Zapa.png]] [[Neozapatismo]] - Sounds like [[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] with extra steps.
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - Land reform was a disaster and Comandante Pepe needed to be destroyed.
* [[File:Insarch.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism]] - You're just an armed thug, on top of being a useful idiot for [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|him]]. Get on board, it'll be a fun ride.
*[[File:Ethcac.png]] [[Ethnocacerism]] - No, I'll never give you Arica back.
*[[File:JuanVelasco.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Peruanismo]] - Stop denying you wanted to invade Chile, you Soviet-Cuban puppet scum.
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - You know what you are and what you did. But of course, I agree with Eduard Limonov that Red barbarians and helicopters are a glorious combination.
*[[File:Strasser.png]] [[Strasserism]] - You're very similar to the degenerate above.
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - You're an [[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|upeliento]] too.
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Try me, see where that gets you.
*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism]] - You're Social Democracy but more right-leaning and more libertarian.
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Pits? Not if I throw you off the chopper first! <small><s>BUT MUH FUNNY HELICOPTER MAN!!!</s></small>
*[[File:marxfem.png]] [[Marxist Feminism]] - Get on board femicommie.
*[[File:Hoxha.png]] [[Hoxhaism]] - You reject [[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism|other commies]] for not being commie enough? You're insane.
*[[File:LeftCom.png]] [[Left Communism]] - Just as I thought that the above two weren't crazy already... I'll throw you and your armchair off the chopper! <small> We might need a bigger chopper... </small>
*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism]] - What about throwing corn to the barracks?
*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] - Get to the chopper! Now!
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - "Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood."
*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVIlQumxP5g But what a large economy!]
*[[File:Boric.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism|Boricism]] - You tried to change my constitution for a new one, [[w:2022_Chilean_national_plebiscite|AND YOU FAILED]].
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - I didn't mean [[File:Necro-ghost.png]][[File:KimIlSung.png]][[File:KimJongil.png]] [[Necrocracy#Ceremonial_necrocracy|that]] with dead commies!
*Everybody to the left of [[File:FDRismF.png]] FDR.
 
==Gallery==
===Portraits===
<gallery widths="185">
Pino.jpeg
Pinochetismo.png|Old portrait
PinochetismFascisticGuy48.png
</gallery>
 
===Comics and Artwork===
<gallery mode="slideshow">
Helicompteman.png|''"Helicompterman"''
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==Further Information==
===Wikipedia===
*[[w:Pinochetism|Pinochetism]]
*[[w:Augusto Pinochet|Augusto Pinochet]]
*[[w:Free Helicopter Ride|Death Flights]]
*[[w:National Advance|National Advance]]
*[[w:Military dictatorship of Chile (1973-1990)|Military Dictatorship of Chile (1973-1990)]]
*[[w:Government Junta of Chile (1973)|Government Junta of Chile (1973)]]
*[[w:1973 Chilean coup|1973 Chilean coup]]
*[[w:Chicago Boys|Chicago Boys]]
*[[w:National Force (Chile)|National Force]]
 
===Literature===
====By Augusto Pinochet====
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0017XEASC Camino Recorrido - Memorias de un soldado]
*[https://www.amazon.comdp/B007BQCHFC El día decisivo: 11 de Septiembre de 1973]
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F0XH7A8 Política, politiquería y demagogia]
*[https://jasoncdyck.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/pinochet-augusto_patria-democracy.pdf Translated excerpts from "The Soviet Lie and the Chilean Truth" (1974) and "Violation of Human Rights by Omission or Complicity" (1977)]
 
====By other authors====
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XJG4D1X History of the Chilean Military Revolution: 1973-1990] by Hermógenes Pérez de Arce
*[https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Pinochet_Generation/ELScDAAAQBAJ?hl=en The Pinochet Generation: The Chilean Military in the Twentieth Century] by John R. Bawden (2016)
*[https://archive.org/details/OutOfAshes/ Out of the Ashes: Life, Death and Transfiguration of Democracy in Chile, 1833-1988] by James R. Whelan (1989)
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20090512143955/http://www.pensionreform.org/icpr/eys/declaration.html Declaration of the Breakdown of Chile’s Democracy] by the Chilean Chamber of Deputies (August 22, 1973)
*[https://thenewamerican.com/pinochet-patriot-enchained Pinochet: Patriot Enchained] by William F. Jasper (''New American'', September 13, 1999)
*[https://www.hoover.org/research/what-pinochet-did-chile What Pinochet Did for Chile] by Robert A. Packenham and William Ratliff (Hoover Institution, January 30, 2007)
 
===Videos===
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXCaoTIzY4k Biography of Captain General Augusto Pinochet Ugarte], by "El Viejo de Historia"
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgQ3A6Ic4Xw Chile and its truth], by Hermógenes Pérez de Arce (in Spanish)
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W54Ig0P5qmE&list=PLIcYiYN6w6_1OGUJN8TNBHT7d9Giyjkmb The thousand days where Popular Unity destroyed Chile], by Vanessa Kaiser (in Spanish)
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxlGakcYWr0 Former MIR partisan and pinochetist about the military government], by El Nacional Libertario (in Spanish)
 
====Music====
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xfeSWVgF1w Mi general, Augusto Pinochet] by Luis "Checho" González
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0t3bnEFYRw Mano dura Pinochet]
*[https://odysee.com/I-NEED-A-PINOCHET-CHILE-VERSION-2019:e I need a Pinochet] reuploaded by KenNerd
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lwgegZn9ZI Helicopter Song], by Finntronaut
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxrkkmEe80I Start Up The Rotors],[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Ivebxm0JU Krwawa dyktatura] and [https://youtu.be/66O-Czs62cg Revolution 9/11] by [[File:Kelthuz.png]] Kelthuz
*<s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ExGuHWdXCE Helikopter] by Fazlija</s>
 
===Notes===
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===References===
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=== Friends ===
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* [[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeball]] - Mutual love of helicopters
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* [[File: Nazcapf.png]] [[National Capitalismball]] - Basically me, but not as authoritative
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=== Frenemies ===
[[Category:Male Characters]]
* [[File: Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatismball]] - Backer, but no physical removal.
[[Category:Culturally Right]]
[[Category:Based on real people]]


=== Enemies ===
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* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninismball]] - Starting rotors. 
[[zh:皮诺切特主义]]
* everyone more left than Obama
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Latest revision as of 17:31, 12 September 2024

Pinochetism is an ideology based on the politics of General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically right-wing, strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the Chicago School, culturally right-leaning, and highly authoritarian, it opposes any kind of economic leftism (especially Communism) and the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.

It loves 🚁 helicopters and dropping Communists out of them.

History

Liberty angel (Ángel de la libertad) was the female figure used to commemorate the military coup against Allende's administration.

On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the Operation Condor, during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such a theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).

In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.

Although Pinochet was authoritarian and anti-communist, the scholarly consensus is that Pinochet does not fit under the classic definition of Fascism due to his support for Neoliberal economics and lack of belief in Palingenetic ultranationalism.

Personality

He likes 🚁 helicopters and flying on them.

He also likes commies especially when they are dead, preferably in the ocean, and more if they were thrown from a helicopter.

How to Draw

The design of Pinochetism is simply a Chilean flag, as Augusto Pinochet ruled Chile, but using a helicopter in place of a star, to represent the Death Flights.

Flag of Pinochetism
Alternative Flag of Pinochetism
  1. Draw a ball with eyes.
  2. Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
  3. Fill the space underneath with red.
  4. Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
  5. Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
  6. Draw a 🚁 helicopter in the blue space
  7. (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
    1. Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
    2. Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
    3. Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
    4. On the top draw a red oval
    5. On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
    6. Between the aches draw a white star.

Relationships

Copilotos (Co-pilots)

Pasajeros (Passengers)

  • Neoliberalism - I like your economics but you're a filthy backstabber.
  • Fascism - Your authoritarian methods and militant anti-communism are based, but embrace the supremacy of the free market dammit!
  • CEPALism - Same as above. The corruption and inefficiency that is the ISI model only hinders our potential.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Stop denying it, you know you love me.
  • Hoppeanism - Like the above, but better.
  • State Liberalism - A dictatorial neoliberal like me, but I am quite disgusted with the progressivist and globalist degeneracy. And I myself am a stalwart socio-cultural conservative, we're not getting the ride. Though I may revile anything smacking of gay rights, I respect your identity as an attack helicopter that throws out commies.
  • Alt-Right - I am touched by your love for helicopters but only commies, not some liberals get the ride!
  • Christian Democracy - You too threw corn to the barracks, stop attempting to distance yourself from me. Aylwin knew what was going on.
  • Liberal Feminism - No, for the last time, I'm not going to hire female pilots! My male ones seem to be doing their job right.
  • Putinism - Thank you for praising me[3][4], preventing commie filth from winning elections, and for following in my footsteps by jailing your country's oligarchs during instability periods, but end support for them and we will talk. And why do you hang out with him and reject neoliberalism? At least we both hate degenerate progressives.
  • Libertarianism - Accepting the right of commies to live their lives as they please? What nonsense. At least you also admire Milton Friedman.
  • State Capitalism - Seems like a cool guy, but too leftist economically, according to him, as I was initially going to be an economic statist if it wasn't for him. However I had to use you back in 1981 to (temporarily) expropriate Chilean oligarchs' banks and imprison them.
  • Capitalist Communism - Pick one side, I cannot throw away your bad side without the good side dying.
  • Maoism - On one hand, you are one of the most famous commies, but on the other hand you channelled aid to Chile when the Americans were turning their backs on us. We both hate the Soviet Union and its satellite states, but for very different reasons. And yes, we were also one of the first capitalist nations to recognize the PRC.
  • Conservative Liberalism and National Liberalism - Bow to the state already. We share many common goals, don't we?
  • Esoteric Socialism - I'm a Freemason but I pragmatically discarded it and embraced Catholic teachings when I took over Chile.

Comida para pez (Fish food)

  • Marxism–Leninism - "When Chileans understand what is communism about... When they understand the deception, the fallacies, how they're being deceived... They will realize we were right."[5](don't blame me for the human right violations and 2nd highest Gini coefficient in the world. It was a marginal mistake by him )
  • Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - Senderistas get the ride!
  • Castroism - Exporting the revolution while your people are starving? You're a horrible leader and I slaughtered your supporters.
  • Guevarism - And you're an awful example for our youth.
  • Liberation Theology - Partisans who disguise themselves as priests must be killed as well
  • Allendism - We only carried out our patriotic duty to oust an unconstitutional president. If anything you should thank me since my putting you out of your misery has ensured you're more positively remembered than you would have been if the 1973 operation had never happened.
  • Neozapatismo - Sounds like Anarcho-Communism with extra steps.
  • Agrarian Socialism - Land reform was a disaster and Comandante Pepe needed to be destroyed.
  • Insurrectionary Anarchism - You're just an armed thug, on top of being a useful idiot for him. Get on board, it'll be a fun ride.
  • Ethnocacerism - No, I'll never give you Arica back.
  • Peruanismo - Stop denying you wanted to invade Chile, you Soviet-Cuban puppet scum.
  • National Bolshevism - You know what you are and what you did. But of course, I agree with Eduard Limonov that Red barbarians and helicopters are a glorious combination.
  • Strasserism - You're very similar to the degenerate above.
  • Social Democracy - You're an upeliento too.
  • Anarcho-Communism - Try me, see where that gets you.
  • Social Libertarianism - You're Social Democracy but more right-leaning and more libertarian.
  • Titoism - Pits? Not if I throw you off the chopper first! BUT MUH FUNNY HELICOPTER MAN!!!
  • Marxist Feminism - Get on board femicommie.
  • Hoxhaism - You reject other commies for not being commie enough? You're insane.
  • Left Communism - Just as I thought that the above two weren't crazy already... I'll throw you and your armchair off the chopper! We might need a bigger chopper...
  • Khrushchevism - What about throwing corn to the barracks?
  • Socialism of the 21st Century - Get to the chopper! Now!
  • Democracy - "Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood."
  • Mediacracy - But what a large economy!
  • Boricism - You tried to change my constitution for a new one, AND YOU FAILED.
  • Juche - I didn't mean that with dead commies!
  • Everybody to the left of FDR.

Gallery

Portraits

Comics and Artwork

Further Information

Wikipedia

Literature

By Augusto Pinochet

By other authors

Videos

Music

Notes

  1. In some speeches made by Augusto Pinochet back in 1973, he claimed that worker's achievements from Allende's government would be kept; Neoliberal economic reforms did not start until 1975.

References

  1. Íngrid Olderöck rapped his victims with dogs.
  2. "When Jews made friends with Pinochet the Tyrant", TheJC.
  3. [1], ND-Aktuell.de.
  4. [2], TheGuardian World News.
  5. [3], Youtube.com.

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