×
Create a new article
Write your page title here:
We currently have 2,528 articles on Polcompball Wiki. Type your article name above or click on one of the titles below and start writing!



Polcompball Wiki
Polcompball Wiki
2,528Articles
  Recent changes
in:
Pages with broken file links, Ideologies, Centrists,
and 19 more

Chicagoan System: Difference between revisions

VisualWikitext
imported>Person16384
(Created page with "{{Revived}} {{Ideology | themecolor = #000000 | textcolor = #FFE680 | title =File:Neoliberal Burgundian System.png Chicagoan System File:Neoliberal Burgundian System Reichtangle.png | image = File:bullet.png | caption = Buy my state-mandated taco from my state-approved taco shop for 151138.4 earth credits, or you'll get a BLM-affirming iNuke and a sample of Google Virus 5! | aliases = NeoBurg<br> Bappinite<br> <s>Bulletism</s><b...")
 
No edit summary
 
(7 intermediate revisions by 7 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{Revived}}
{{Ideology
{{Ideology
  | themecolor  = #000000
  | themecolor  = #000000
Line 10: Line 9:
<s>Bulletism</s><br>
<s>Bulletism</s><br>
[[File:PinkPinochet.png]] Woke Pinochetism<br>
[[File:PinkPinochet.png]] Woke Pinochetism<br>
McCarthyist Machiavellian Imperialist<br>
Woke McCarthyism<br>
[[File:SJWBurg.png]] SJW Burgundian System<br>
[[File:SJWBurg.png]] SJW Burgundian System<br>
[[File:Gamer.png]] Gamerism<br>
[[File:Gamer.png]] Gamerism<br>
[[File:Cball-Canada.png]] Canadian System<br>
[[File:Cball-Canada.png]] Canadian System<br>
[[File:HyperBidenicon.png]] [[Hyperborea Bidenism]] <br>
[[File:DarkBrandon.png]] [[Dark Brandonism]] <br>
[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]]{{PCB|Pinochetism|More extreme Pinochetism}}
[[File:GenDick.png]] [[General Dick Thought]]<br>
| alignments  = [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity]]<br>
<s>[[File:WEF-Icon.png]] Klaus Schwab</s><br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBTQQIP2SAA+]]<br>
<s>[[File:BERNHEism.png]] [[BERNHEism|PCBaller World Greater Illinois]]</s>
[[File:DvNovelty.png]] [[:Category:Culturally Left|Culturally Far Left]]<br>
| alignments  =
[[File:Lib.png]] [[:Category:Liberals|Liberals]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
{{Info/AuthRights}} (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
[[File:Cap.png]] [[:Category:Capitalists|Capitalists]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
{{Info/CultFarLefts}}<br>
[[File:World.png]] [[:Category:Globalists|Globalists]]
{{Info/LGBT}}<br>
{{Info/Liberals}} (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
{{Info/Capitalists}} (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
{{Info/Globalists}}
  | influences  =
  | influences  =
[[File:Anticommunism.png]] [[Anti-Communism]]<br>
[[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism<br>
[[File:Anticon.png]] [[SJW|Anti-Conservatism]]<br>
[[File:Anticon.png]] Anti-Conservatism<br>
[[File:AntiDem.png]] [[Anti-Democracy]]<br>
[[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democracy<br>
[[File:Anti-Nationalist.png]] {{PCB|Globalism|Anti-Nationalism}}<br>
[[File:Right-AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism|Anti-Environmentalism]]<br>
[[File:Anti-White.png]] [[Anti-Racism|Anti-White Racism]] <br>
[[File:Anti-Nationalist.png]] Anti-Nationalism<br>
[[File:Heterophobe.png]] [[Heterophobia]] <br>
[[File:Anti-White.png]] Anti-White Racism<br>
[[File:Intersectionality.png]] [[Intersectionality]] <br>
[[File:Heterophobe.png]] Heterophobia<br>
[[File:SJW.png]] {{PCB|Homofascism|LGBTQQIP2SAA+ Supremacy}} <br>
[[File:Intersectionality.png]] Intersectionality<br>
[[File:NoMan.png]] [[Misandry]] <br>
[[File:Biopos.png]] [[Bio-Posadism]]<br>
[[File:NarcCap.png]] [[Narco-Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[Homofascism|LGBTQQIP2SAA+ Supremacy]]<br>
[[File:Biolen.png]] [[Biological Leninism]] <br>
[[File:NoMan.png]] [[Radical Feminism|Misandry]]<br>
[[File:Corp.png]] {{PCB|Corporatocracy}} <br>
[[File:NarcCap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism|Narco-Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Cultism.png]] {{PCB|Cultism}}<br>
[[File:Biolen.png]] [[Leninism|Biological Leninism]] <br>
[[File:Dysgen.png]] [[Dysgenicism]]<br>
[[File:Biopos.png]] [[Bio-Posadism]]<br>
[[File:World.png]] {{PCB|Globalism}}<br>
[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] <br>
[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]]<br>
[[File:Dysgen.png]] [[Kakistocracy|Dysgenicism]]<br>
[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]]<br>
[[File:BuzzFeed.png]] [[BuzzFeed Thought]]<br>
[[File:BuzzFeed.png]] [[BuzzFeed Thought]]<br>
[[File:Queerauth.png]] [[Queer Authoritarianism|Queerarchy]]<br>
[[File:Queerauth.png]] [[Authoritarianism|Queerarchy]]<br>
[[File:Neoimp.png]] [[Neo-Imperialism]]<br>
[[File:Neoimp.png]] [[Imperialism|Neo-Imperialism]]<br>
[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism}}<br>
[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]<br>
[[File:Pinkcap.png]] {{PCB|Pink Capitalism}}<br>
[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] {{PCB|Pinochetism}}<br>
[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]]<br>
[[File:PolState.png]] {{PCB|Police Statism}}<br>
[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]]<br>
[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] {{PCB|Revolutionary Progressivism}} <br>
[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] <br>
[[File:Statlib.png]] {{PCB|State Liberalism}}<br>
[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]]<br>
[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] {{PCB|National Capitalism}}<br>
[[File:Stateath.png]] [[State Atheism]]<br>
[[File:PCB-Progressiv Fascism Icon.png]] [[Progressive Fascism]]<br>
[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]]<br>
[[File:Right-AnEn.png]] {{PCB|Climate Skepticism|Anti-Environmentalism}} <br>
[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]]<br>
[[File:Stateath.png]] {{PCB|State Atheism}}<br>
  | influenced  =  
[[File:Totalitarian.png]] {{PCB|Totalitarianism}}<br>
[[File:Ford.png]] {{PCB|Fordism}}<br>
[[File:Ingqueer.png]] [[Ingqueer]]<br>
[[File:Cappos.png]] [[Capitalist Posadism]]<br>
[[File:Esohomo.png]] [[Esoteric Homonationalism]]<br>
[[LGBT Posadism]]
  | influenced  = [[Loomyism]]
  | song        =
  | song        =
  | theorists    =
  | theorists    =
Line 63: Line 61:
  | likes        = The Overton Window<br>
  | likes        = The Overton Window<br>
[[File:Taco.png]] Tacos<br>
[[File:Taco.png]] Tacos<br>
[[File:Prog-u.png]]{{PCB|Progressivism|Progressives}}<br>
[[File:Prog-u.png]][[Progressivism|Progressives]]<br>
[[File:Pinkcap.png]] {{PCB|Pink Capitalism|Woke Capitalism}}<br>
[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism|Woke Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW|Ultra-woke culture]]<br>
[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW|Ultra-woke culture]]<br>
[[File:WokePinochet.png]] {{PCB|Pinochetism|Trans female helicopter pilots}}<br>
[[File:WokePinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism|Trans female helicopter pilots]]<br>
[[File:Corp.png]] {{PCB|Corporatocracy|Corporations}}<br>
[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Corporations]]<br>
[[File:PolState.png]] {{PCB|Police Statism|Censorship}}<br>
[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism|Censorship]]<br>
[[File:Neoprog1.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism|Intervention}}<br>
[[File:Neoprog1.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Intervention]]<br>
The term "Latinx"
The term "Latinx"
  | dislikes    = [[File:Trad.png]]{{PCB|Traditionalism|Traditionalists}}<br>
  | dislikes    = [[File:Trad.png]][[Traditionalism|Traditionalists]]<br>
[[File:Soc.png]] {{PCB|Socialism|Socialists}}<br>
[[File:Soc.png]] [[Socialism|Socialists]]<br>
Anything Outside The Overton Window<br>
Anything Outside The Overton Window<br>
[[File:Hafez_al-Assad.png]][[Assadism|Assad]]<br>
[[File:Hafez_al-Assad.png]] [[Ba'athism|Assad]]<br>
[[File:Religious.png]] {{PCB|Religious Nationalism|Religion}}<br>
[[File:Religious.png]] [[Religious Nationalism|Religion]]<br>
[[File:Nation.png]] {{PCB|Nationalism|Independent nations}}<br>
[[File:Nation.png]] [[Nationalism|Independent nations]]<br>
[[File:React.png]] {{PCB|Reactionaryism|Anything they see as bigoted and/or outdated}}
[[File:React.png]] [[Reactionaryism|Anything they see as bigoted and/or outdated]]
}}
}}


[[File:Neoliberal Burgundian System.png]] '''Chicagoan System''' is a combination of [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism}} and the [[File:Burgsys.png]] [[Burgundian System]]. It advocates for destroying the world in order to eliminate what he deems at too reactionary and bigoted, including, but not limited to [[File:Trad.png]] {{PCB|Traditionalism|traditionalists}}, [[File:Conserv.png]] {{PCB|Conservatism|conservatives}} [[File:React.png]] {{PCB|Reactionaryism|reactionaries}}, [[File:Soc.png]] {{PCB|Socialism|socialists}}, [[File:3P.png]] [[Third Positionism|third-positionists]], and members of any race, ethnicity, sex, sexual orientation, or religion he deems as bigoted. Unlike the traditional [[File:Burgsys.png]] [[Burgundian System]], however, Neoliberal Burgundian System will use methods other than nukes, such as launching superviruses or purposely causing natural disasters.
[[File:Neoliberal Burgundian System.png]] '''Chicagoan System''' is a combination of [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] and the [[File:Burgsys.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Burgundian System]]. It advocates for destroying the world in order to eliminate what he deems at too reactionary and bigoted, including, but not limited to [[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism|traditionalists]], [[File:Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism|conservatives]] [[File:React.png]] [[Reactionaryism|reactionaries]], [[File:Soc.png]] [[Socialism|socialists]], [[File:3P.png]] [[Third Positionism|third-positionists]], and members of any race, ethnicity, sex, sexual orientation, or religion he deems as bigoted. Unlike the traditional [[File:Burgsys.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Burgundian System]], however, Neoliberal Burgundian System will use methods other than nukes, such as launching superviruses or purposely causing natural disasters.


==Personality==
==Personality==
Line 100: Line 98:
===Frenemies===
===Frenemies===


*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] {{PCB|Neoliberalism}} - We must protect you at all costs against fascists and communists.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - We must protect you at all costs against fascists and communists.
*[[File:Harris.png]] [[Harrisism]] - All fascists and communists who attack you are nothing more than white supremacists. Time to launch a nuke at everyone who refuses to support you.
*[[File:Harris.png]] [[State Liberalism|Harrisism]] - All fascists and communists who attack you are nothing more than white supremacists. Time to launch a nuke at everyone who refuses to support you.
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] {{PCB|Neo-Ottomanism}} - The fascist left only attacks you because they're turkophobic Assadists. Here are 16000 nukes to take care of every Caucasian European.
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - The fascist left only attacks you because they're turkophobic Assadists. Here are 16000 nukes to take care of every Caucasian European.
*[[File:Necon.png]] {{PCB|Neoconservatism}} - You may be culturally right but at least you want to drone Assad.  
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - You may be culturally right but at least you want to drone Assad.  
*[[File:Cappos.png]] [[Capitalist Posadism]] - Good job nuking everyone that disagrees with you! But what's this about creating a post-scarcity capitalist utopia after fallout? <s>At least I can tell everyone that survives the fallout that I am bringing them a utopia to stupefy them</s>
*[[File:Cappos.png]] [[Posadism|Capitalist Posadism]] - Good job nuking everyone that disagrees with you! But what's this about creating a post-scarcity capitalist utopia after fallout? <s>At least I can tell everyone that survives the fallout that I am bringing them a utopia to stupefy them</s>
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] {{PCB|Ingsoc}} - Stop being a socialist, but other than that, doubleplustranslesbianbiracialBLM1619non-binaryLGBTQQIP2SAA+good.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Regulationism is free market, misandry is equality, and heterosexuality is degenerate. Stop being a socialist, but other than that, doubleplustranslesbianbiracialBLM1619non-binaryLGBTQQIP2SAA+good.
*[[File:Ingcap Icon.png]] [[Ingcap]] - Regulationism is free market,
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]] - Great job being woke and supporting me, but even you are not extreme enough for me.
*[[File:Femsoc Icon.png]] [[Ingfem]] - misandry is equality,
*[[File:Ingqueer.png]] [[Ingqueer]] - and heterosexuality is degenerate.
*[[File:SJW.png]] [[SJW]] - Great job being woke and supporting me, but you are not extreme enough for me.
*[[File:BuzzFeed.png]] [[BuzzFeed Thought]] - The Ministry of truth!
*[[File:BuzzFeed.png]] [[BuzzFeed Thought]] - The Ministry of truth!
*[[File:NeolibTaco.png]] [[Taco Neoliberalism]] - Buy my taco or become one!
*[[File:NeolibTaco.png]] [[Taco Neoliberalism]] - Buy my taco or become one!
*[[File:AnEn.png]] {{PCB|Climate Skepticism|Anti-Environmentalism}} - Causing natural disasters everywhere I don't like is uber-based!
*[[File:AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism|Anti-Environmentalism]] - Causing natural disasters everywhere I don't like is uber-based!


===Enemies===
===Enemies===


*[[File:Dem.png]] {{PCB|Democracy}} - Democracy is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to vote on if you want to get nuked, injected with the supervirus, or destroyed by a hurricane!
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Democracy is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to vote on if you want to get nuked, injected with the supervirus, or destroyed by a hurricane!
*[[File:Soc.png]] {{PCB|Socialism}} - Socialism is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to get an equal amount of nukes detonated at you, injections of the supervirus, and the hurricane!
*[[File:Soc.png]] [[Socialism]] - Socialism is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to get an equal amount of nukes detonated at you, injections of the supervirus, and the hurricane!
*[[File:Dsa.png]] {{PCB|Democratic Socialism}} - The two above combined!
*[[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - The two above combined!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] {{PCB|Anarchism}} - If we have no rules, bigots like you run around freely! Time for the supervirus!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - If we have no rules, bigots like you run around freely! Time for the supervirus!
*[[File:Trad.png]] {{PCB|Traditionalism}} - Traditionalist detected. Lethal force engaged.
*[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Traditionalist detected. Lethal force engaged.
*[[File:3P.png]] [[Third Positionism]] - Literally the opposite of me! Time for you to get a Category 3 hurricane!
*[[File:3P.png]] [[Third Positionism]] - Literally the opposite of me! Time for you to get a Category 3 hurricane!
*[[File:ML.png]] {{PCB|Marxism-Leninism}} - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist socialist.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist socialist.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] {{PCB|Nazism}} - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist third-positionist.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist third-positionist.
*[[File:Lpop.png]] {{PCB|Left-Wing Populism}} and [[File:Rpop.png]] {{PCB|Right-Wing Populism}} - Both of you are bigots, whether you are nationalist or socialist. Time for Amazon to deliver the virus you think is a hoax!
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] and [[File:Rpop.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Both of you are bigots, whether you are nationalist or socialist. Time for Amazon to deliver the virus you think is a hoax!
*[[File:United Russia.png]] [[Putinism]] - Looks like you have decided to invade peaceful Ukraine. Time for you and the entirety of Russia to experience a nuclear winter.
*[[File:United Russia.png]] [[Putinism]] - Looks like you have decided to invade peaceful Ukraine. Time for you and the entirety of Russia to experience a nuclear winter.
*[[File:Baath.png]] {{PCB|Ba'athism}} - Misogynistic bigot detected. Nuclear bomb deployed.
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - Misogynistic bigot detected. Nuclear bomb deployed.
*[[File:Sanders.png]] [[Sandersism]] - Read above.
*[[File:Sanders.png]] [[Sandersism]] - Read above.
*[[File:Anpacf.png]] {{PCB|Anarcho-Pacifism}} - Pacifism is enabling bigots to run amok without consequence! Time for you to get pacified by FORCE!
*[[File:Anpacf.png]] [[Anarcho-Pacifism]] - Pacifism is enabling bigots to run amok without consequence! Time for you to get pacified by FORCE!
*[[File:Shia.png]] {{PCB|Shia Theocracy}} and [[File:Khom.png]] {{PCB|Khomeinism}} - Name one actual downside in nuking Iran.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Name one actual downside in nuking Iran.
*[[File:Socdem.png]] {{PCB|Social Democracy}} - You're just diet communism. Time for a diet nuke!
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - You're just diet communism. Time for a diet nuke!
*[[File:Envi.png]] {{PCB|Environmentalism}} - Global Warming is a fascist and communist scam! Prepare to get flooded!
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism]] - Global Warming is a fascist and communist scam! Prepare to get flooded!
*[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Democratism]] - You're part of the Comintern now, as many of you are centrists and socialists!
*[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Democratism]] - You're part of the Comintern now, as many of you are centrists and socialists!
*[[File:Natbol.png]] {{PCB|National Bolshevism}} - Even worse than Third-Positionism! Time for you to get the Category 5 hurricane!
*[[File:Natbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Even worse than Third-Positionism! Time for you to get the Category 5 hurricane!
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - You're a communist and fascist! Time for you to get nuked.
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - You're a communist and fascist! Time for you to get nuked.
*[[File:Manosphere.png]] {{PCB|Manosphere}} - You have been caught being misogynistic online. Time for the estrogen nuke I have been working on that will completely feminize you before you die of radiation.
*[[File:Manosphere.png]] [[Manosphere]] - You have been caught being misogynistic online. Time for the estrogen nuke I have been working on that will completely feminize you before you die of radiation.
*[[File:WhiteNat.png]] {{PCB|White Nationalism}} - You have been caught being racist online. Time for the virus that will genetically alter your DNA so you become a trans multiracial black woman before you die!
*[[File:WhiteNat.png]] [[White Supremacism]] - You have been caught being racist online. Time for the virus that will genetically alter your DNA so you become a trans multiracial black woman before you die!
*[[File:Altr.png]] {{PCB|Alt-Right}} - The two above. Time for both the estrogen nuke and the mixed-race virus!
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - The two above. Time for both the estrogen nuke and the mixed-race virus!
*[[File:Mascommie-icon.png]] [[Masculist Communism]], [[File:White Communism.png]] [[White Communism]], and [[File:AltRightBol.png]] [[Alt-Right Bolshevism]] - And I thought [[File:Manosphere.png]] [[File:WhiteNat.png]] [[File:Altr.png]] these three couldn't get any worse. I guess I will just do the good old Ingsoc method and unperson you.
*[[File:MarxMansphere.png]] [[Marxist Manosphere]], [[File:WhiteCommie.png]] [[White Communism]], and [[File:AltRightBol.png]] [[Alt-Right Bolshevism]] - And I thought [[File:Manosphere.png]] [[File:WhiteNat.png]] [[File:Altr.png]] these three couldn't get any worse. I guess I will just do the good old Ingsoc method and unperson you.


==Further Information==
==Further Information==

Latest revision as of 05:43, 1 November 2023


Chicagoan System is a combination of Neoliberalism and the Burgundian System. It advocates for destroying the world in order to eliminate what he deems at too reactionary and bigoted, including, but not limited to traditionalists, conservatives reactionaries, socialists, third-positionists, and members of any race, ethnicity, sex, sexual orientation, or religion he deems as bigoted. Unlike the traditional Burgundian System, however, Neoliberal Burgundian System will use methods other than nukes, such as launching superviruses or purposely causing natural disasters.

Personality

Neoliberal Burgundian System is hated by pretty much every Polcompball, because of his ideology. He is hated especially by ideologies that are economically left-wing or culturally right-wing.

How to Draw

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with black.
  3. Draw a platinum-colored torch
  4. Add a black commander hat.
  5. Add purple eyes and you're done!

Relationships

Friends

  • Omni-Poop - My only friend and also my praxis. Everyone else is a bigoted reactionary.

Frenemies

  • Neoliberalism - We must protect you at all costs against fascists and communists.
  • Harrisism - All fascists and communists who attack you are nothing more than white supremacists. Time to launch a nuke at everyone who refuses to support you.
  • Neo-Ottomanism - The fascist left only attacks you because they're turkophobic Assadists. Here are 16000 nukes to take care of every Caucasian European.
  • Neoconservatism - You may be culturally right but at least you want to drone Assad.
  • File:Cappos.png Capitalist Posadism - Good job nuking everyone that disagrees with you! But what's this about creating a post-scarcity capitalist utopia after fallout? At least I can tell everyone that survives the fallout that I am bringing them a utopia to stupefy them
  • Ingsoc - Regulationism is free market, misandry is equality, and heterosexuality is degenerate. Stop being a socialist, but other than that, doubleplustranslesbianbiracialBLM1619non-binaryLGBTQQIP2SAA+good.
  • SJW - Great job being woke and supporting me, but even you are not extreme enough for me.
  • BuzzFeed Thought - The Ministry of truth!
  • Taco Neoliberalism - Buy my taco or become one!
  • Anti-Environmentalism - Causing natural disasters everywhere I don't like is uber-based!

Enemies

  • Democracy - Democracy is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to vote on if you want to get nuked, injected with the supervirus, or destroyed by a hurricane!
  • Socialism - Socialism is a reactionary dog whistle for the white-supremacist, patriarchal, bigoted system of anarchy. Time for you to get an equal amount of nukes detonated at you, injections of the supervirus, and the hurricane!
  • Democratic Socialism - The two above combined!
  • Anarchism - If we have no rules, bigots like you run around freely! Time for the supervirus!
  • Traditionalism - Traditionalist detected. Lethal force engaged.
  • Third Positionism - Literally the opposite of me! Time for you to get a Category 3 hurricane!
  • Marxism-Leninism - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist socialist.
  • Nazism - BuzzFeed has spoken that I am nowhere near as genocidal as this evil patriarchal and racist third-positionist.
  • Left-Wing Populism and Right-Wing Populism - Both of you are bigots, whether you are nationalist or socialist. Time for Amazon to deliver the virus you think is a hoax!
  • Putinism - Looks like you have decided to invade peaceful Ukraine. Time for you and the entirety of Russia to experience a nuclear winter.
  • Ba'athism - Misogynistic bigot detected. Nuclear bomb deployed.
  • Sandersism - Read above.
  • Anarcho-Pacifism - Pacifism is enabling bigots to run amok without consequence! Time for you to get pacified by FORCE!
  • Khomeinism - Name one actual downside in nuking Iran.
  • Social Democracy - You're just diet communism. Time for a diet nuke!
  • Environmentalism - Global Warming is a fascist and communist scam! Prepare to get flooded!
  • Democratism - You're part of the Comintern now, as many of you are centrists and socialists!
  • National Bolshevism - Even worse than Third-Positionism! Time for you to get the Category 5 hurricane!
  • Trumpism - You're a communist and fascist! Time for you to get nuked.
  • Manosphere - You have been caught being misogynistic online. Time for the estrogen nuke I have been working on that will completely feminize you before you die of radiation.
  • White Supremacism - You have been caught being racist online. Time for the virus that will genetically alter your DNA so you become a trans multiracial black woman before you die!
  • Alt-Right - The two above. Time for both the estrogen nuke and the mixed-race virus!
  • Marxist Manosphere, White Communism, and Alt-Right Bolshevism - And I thought these three couldn't get any worse. I guess I will just do the good old Ingsoc method and unperson you.

Further Information

Neoliberal Burgundian System Archive.org

Retrieved from "https://pcbwiki.net/index.php?title=Chicagoan_System&oldid=443695"